I'm a police officer and I'm bored ask me anything /b

I'm a police officer and I'm bored ask me anything /b

Can i wear your hat

how many niggers have you shot?

Where do you live?

Is it right to buy a new car?

How many niggers have you shot?
When civil war breaks out ,will you be on Trump's side?
Can I wear your hat?

How many niggers do u deal with on a daily basis?

Cops are pieces of shit

How's life on the farm? When are they gonna turn you into bacon?

Do you let small amounts of drugs slide or are you an asshole?

I don't even wear my hat

Kek

Smallish town under 10000 people

I think i'm going to get vanned. I made a role playing post that was lying about doing something illegal on Sup Forums and mods deleted it a few seconds after I posted it. So now I think they've reported it to authorities.

Thanks for ruining my life Sup Forums. It even says on the name of the fucking board "Do not take anything here posted as fact" So I thought I would be fine. That's what I get for being autistic and totally out of touch with how people will perceive the things I was trying to say.

Fuck me sideways these may be the last few free days of my life before police track me down and act like fucking retards and take my post seriously and put me in jail for a few years over it. God fucking damnit.

That really wasn't a question but I just wanted to vent here about it.

I guess heres my question. What's the worst arrest you've ever had to make? And do you have any good porn you can recommend me to fap to before I get vanned and lose my freedom for probably decades over nothing?

if someone's doing 100 in a 55 are you supposed to chase after them or leave them be because it'd be more dangerous?

I never buy new. Right now I'd buy leftover 2015 or 2016 models

Quit bugging out you fucking tard

How many domestics do you attend a week?
How many drunk and disorderly do you attend a week?

How do you sleep at night

I meant country mate, american or nah?

Kek
I support our great emperor trump
I don't even wear my hat

Unless it was child porn the mods don't care enough to follow through, the fact you didn't actually get banned for it says a lot. You'll be fine.

I mean thanks maybe? Can you phrase that in the form of a question?

DON'T IGNORE ME YOU RANCID SWINE

Newfag

how many freaked out iceheads / druggies do you have to deal with a week?

When did you give up on your dreams?

If you're stupid enough to let me find it you'll get busted for but I don't dig everywhere looking for it. Most of the time I find it arresting someone for something stupid then let the DA decide the outcome

Retard

If it's just the speeding I get a plate and wave good bye. No sense in chasing an idiot

...

Worst? Like as in I hated making the arrest or the worst crime?

Thats cool, what about weed specifically? Would you arrest an 18 year old with a gram on him or just take it?

Domestics it varies.right now it's 1-2 per shift that's above average so about 10 a week. 2 maybe get charged with anything.

Drunk and disorderly goes is streaks it's always the same few people and depends if they're out of jail

Pl0x allow me to wear badge of hounur

-Read in a really stereotypical Jap accent-

With your mom

Hi Rhonda.
Slow night?
BTW, you make my wife consider doing girl on girl things. I think she wants you to use your nightstick on her.

Yes American

I meant the worst crime you had to deal with. Designated by a combination of both in severity of the case and in how hard it was to make the arrest

Meth is the drug of choice here but the ones who take are surprisingly not as dumb as you'd think. They do it in groups with one designated sober person who controls the dosage and shit. I don't get too many out of control ones unless we're there for an unrelated complaint

Once I stop achieving them

Post a picture of your car.

Depends on your attitude. If you're being decent and doing as you're asked you might get away with it. If you're being an asswipe and an Internet lawyer or my supervisor is on the call with me you're fucked

How much do you make? Would you be surprised to learn that cops in my area are making 100k/year?

I'm actually planning on becoming a cop. I've been arrested three times though in one year, but all the charges I've ever had were dropped and my record is currently clean, one of the charges was a felony possession, I had opiates on me and got into a car accident while driving high as a kite. The other two were, one for violence: I had a nigga moment at the gym, and the other one was for getting caught with a few grams of weed.

Do you think I have good chances or am I wasting my time?

My mom was a cop for 20 years, she always called it the attitude test. You seem reasonable, thank you for your service.

Can you be arrested for possession of the spiciest lolis?

We chased a Mexican who was a stabbing suspect through 10 miles of woods and freezing water that was cool

No thanks

I would not be surprised by that. Some departments give you more up front cash but you put away for your retirement others put away for your retirement for you and cut away some cash. Either way you're set for life

Honestly probably not very good

Were you ever fucked in the ass by a black cop?

Do you believe weed, if not, all drugs should be legalized and society treat it like a health problem rather than a criminal one?

Do you suck black dicks?

Arrested? Sure. Charged? Probably not

Nah

Short answer. It shouldn't be legal.

I can maybe explain more in a bit

Nope

Would you arest someone in a paralel reality when here commits the crime but there is innocent?

Ever get offered a bj to let a chick go? Ever let her?

As long as you believe alcohol and tobacco should also be illegal, and not to mention fast food, or fast cars, then at least you're consistent with your views.

What state

Well my break is over, but I hope you consider that drug use is ingrained into us, ruining people's lives over small use is not right. Otherwise, you seem like a good cop and that makes me feel good that there are humane ones out there. Stay safe.

What percentage of your work day do you spend doing absolute bullshit like playing games on your phone or posting on shitty image boards?

this

I've been offered so much never accepted though. Mostly the disgusting looking ones offer though. Have seen plenty of nice tits but it's always after I write the ticket so they're out of luck anyway. On that note of you're going to offer do it before the ticket is written. You might get yourself more tickets you might get none it's a gamble

...

If your a real popo then get the toddler porn bulshit off my Sup Forums and all these faggots like you. Faggot

Alcohol sure I can go along with that tobacco not so much. Drugs impair your ability to drive much worse than anything else if you want to fuck up your body go ahead when you're endangering other people then fuck you

how is that guy a nigger?

Great Lakes

Well fuck. What if I joined the marines first and/or got a two-year degree in law enforcement, then tried to be a cop? Also, I live in Chicago and from what I hear they have lower standards than other places and they really want to hire as many cops as they can. That's I've heard at least.

Take any stimulant, driving awareness increases

It varies honestly. Some days I will have calls stacked up all shift others I'll be sitting at my desk watching YouTube all day

What exactly is a "wig-wag"?

Why the fuck do I get asked to post every fucking piece of equipment when I make a cop thread but you don't?

OP male or female?

Why does the Michigan State Police have a sign on the hood of the car?

He smears nigger cum all over his face each and every day. Don't be hatin.

You seem nice I appreciate your contribution you're making to society

how many nigger beating in an hour or hb/h

187 on you and your fucking family.

Yeah some major departments basically take anyone who has a pulse and can read (also contributes to so many bad cops) but don't expect a nice easy job in some suburb

no op, but ur wasting ur time

As far as I know it's referring to lights and sirens. Not a common term here though

Lol no idea bro

Do black lives matter?

Male

Kek

So why not just make drunk driving and driving under the influence of other drugs illegal? Wait, it already is...it's almost as if people will continue to break laws and we should instead be focusing on ways of reducing the harm of drugs like tobacco, alcohol, marijuana, cocaine etc. We could call it harm reduction.

The PD keeps a file on you, convicted or not.
You might be able to become a Rent-a-Cop.

Sure if they're not hurting or killing innocent people

>Why does the Michigan State Police have a sign on the hood of the car?

Right but laws are in place for a reason. People will break laws no matter what they are. Laws are in place because an issue became severe enough to warrant a meeting between politicians to make a law. But saying "well people break that law might as well make it legal" is the child equivalent to breaking the rules at home because they think they know more than their parents

Which countries have the best polices and why?

All drugs can be used responsibly and safely. We should criminalize the dangerous aspects of drug use and encourage safe use instead of just making it flat-out illegal. If we want a nanny state then we should be criminalizing everything that's bad for society. Except the ironic thing is criminalizing drug use actually causes more societal harm than it prevents because it funds organized crime.

why do old chinese men take popcorn boxes and paper bags to strip clubs? they sit their reaching for the pop corn but never seem to eat in it, and whats in the paper bag thats so interesting they cant take it out and show everyone else? I always wondered why old chinese men do this at strip clubs and park benches.

by the type of facial hair they have, and how they shrivvle up like that, when chinese people die do they turn into cockroaches?

Surely sometimes you stop caring. What do you do to restore your faith in being the fuzz?

Oh man idk. Certain states in America have good police. Canada is fairly highly regarded. England is the model for modem policing. The Scandinavian countries have decent cops I hear as well as Japan and Korea.