Secrets / Vent / Advice continued

Secrets / Vent / Advice continued

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My car's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom.

oh hey Sup Forumsro how are things

Every girl I've asked out in the last 5 years has rejected me without so much as a first date. Do I just have legendarily bad luck or am I really that unlikable?

me like girl but 'too busy'. now break maybe she give finger car a shot. but good. but bad. mom's friend end. rear car.

tomorrow or Wednesday I am going to a whore to lick my balls, tongue my asshole and suck my dick until she swallows every drop of cum. I haven't fapped or had sex in a week so it's going to be quite the load.

best part: she's deaf. no talking. Just taking the dick.

Shower motherfucker

if skeltalanon is here:
>food is good and all that, but i just don't know when i need it. i often end up eating once or twice everyday.

you'll be grateful for that when you hit 30 and you start putting on fat easily.

in the meantime all you can really do is put eating into your schedule so you always do it, and trying to bump up the calorie intake when you do.

Working it into your schedule can be tricky but gets easier the longer you do it. I'd start with eating when you wake up, and doing that every day.

Bumping up the calories - probably eat more fats and proteins if you can? If the aim is to put on fat, anything that gets energy into you is good. having icecream every night helps, having a milkshake helps, having a shake and loading it down with protein powder helps.

if you want to put on muscle specifically I'd get on /fit/ and look around at eating plans.

Maybe I should add some stuff. I do shower, every morning, and I have deodorant and not axe or some bullshit like decent shit. I'm not a fucking neckbeard like I expect girls to love me just because I'm nice or cultured or some shit. I'm in a gigging band, I'm working, I'm doing shit that isn't gaming and fapping, I'm going to college. I'm almost a real human fucking being but the fact that I have never had a real girlfriend just kills my fucking self esteem.

>Thank you for being a friend.
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try to find a way to make yourself unique. for instance, if you keep getting rejected by grils your age, start going after older. Find women who have a thing for younger guys. Now you're part of a select few, not one of the many.

ONce you learn how to fuck the grannies, you can work your way back to chicks your age.

>I'm only serious.

well you've got most of the surface level stuff covered.

are you a dickhead?

You're either an asshole or you're fuckin ugly
Go work out and learn to be a better person.

I'm a closet hebephile.

I am a sarcastic motherfucker and take literally nothing that isn't music seriously. My thinking is that I take so little seriously that any girl who thinks she might like me is like "he won't put any effort in"

I'm not a doctor or nothing but I'd prescribe some mdma and hookers

I found my the love of my life and my girlfriend for the past almost 2 years here on Sup Forums on a kik thread. I hate her past and the things you guys and the guys she's been with have done to her and I just can never seem to get it out of my head. I know I've changed her from what she used to be like but it still lingers and just knowing what men have done hurts my heart so badly. I used to use Sup Forums a lot (hints how I found her) but now every time I come on here I'm scared of finding pictures from her past.. I'm done venting for tonight..

Nah fuck that I have some dignity. Not enough to not go begging for advice on Sup Forums but yknow some.

Post tits you fargot.

sarcasm can be attractive as long as it's smart sarcasm and you're not just being a total fuckwit. as long as you're witty and not just insulting that's fine.

being obsessed with music is a classic move for pulling chicks.

maybe the kind of girl you're into isn't the kind of girl who is into sarcastic musicians? a mismatch like that can be rough

I'm starting to become paranoid from all the links iv'e clicked here on Sup Forums/b/, i was on the purpose of porn, but some had shady business that i got out right away.. thing is, wtf does it mean? are we all being monitored always for this type of shit? what are the dangers? am i too high? yes. also serious in the essence of the question. i think at this point iv'e been too much on Sup Forums and been places all around from links and thing is, u get into a link for a purpose, but find other stuff. so .. wtf is going on terms of monitoring? just a small enlightment. can somebody be accused of watching things he himself did not want to watch or reveal himself to? what's the deal behind this on 2016? with all things going on, it's weird.

Dude I'm in the total opposite situation and I don't know how to even handle it and I want it to just go away. I'm like you in terms of lifestyle and taking care of myself and in college. There's this chick who keeps looking at me everyday like she would walk past my class or me sitting in the library and look at me the whole way to the point it's kinda off putting and I don't know how to react to it. I don't know if that means she likes me or she's just like looking for the sake of looking just like some dudes take a good look at every girl for the sake of having a good look.

She's an 8/10 and kinda petite.

I'm at a loss people. Help a brother out here.

That would fucking suck.

when I was 11 i watched my grandma beat my uncle to death and never spoke up. For months she would starve him for days, made him wear dresses/skirts, and beat hi daily. Eventually she got bored and killed him. Autopsy says he had a heart attack
Only ever told one person years later

It's called you're high and on drugs and you need to stop coming to this site of boredom and go get a real fucking job like an adult.

this is my D right now

Well it sounds like she did your family a favor, your grandpa sounds like he was a bit of a bitch getting his ass whooped by his own wife and all.

Stop touching your dick other than when you urinate, wash your hands often, get 8 hours of sleep every night, wash your clothes AND FOLD THEM, eat right, drink plenty of clean water, refrain from drinking soft beverages, get plenty of exercise and you'll be fine in about 10 years.

My uncle.
But nah, wasnt like that. He had a stroke and he could no longer care for himself, it fried his brain or some shit. My grandma took "care" of him for his money.

Your grandma sounds like a cold hearted bitch who could probably have gotten the dick well into her later years just for that SSI check.

Its all pretty fucked. She drove her son to kill himself a year or so before she took in her brother (my uncle)

That's because your family is weak user.
Your blood is weak.
You are AB positive
>and it stands for A BITCH

i was bored one day so i sprinkled little terd nuggets in our familys nutella, watched them all eat it the next morning

I still miss her Sup Forumsros, it's been over a year but I still can't get over her. She wasn't perfect but who is? She was one of the only girls in my life that actually liked me. Yeah I'm an ugly cunt, but she didn't care. All that "it's what's on the inside that counts" bullshit was real with her. But as it turns out I'm ugly inside and out. I let her go, and I should've stopped her. I'm a social dude, I have friends and girls that I can fuck with, but it won't be the same I had with her. I actually loved her.

I want my gf sister so bad. Used her restroom one time and there were thongs all over the floor, still in the clothes she wore earlier. Dried sweaty gym spandex, cut off shorts, jeans. Had to piss but decided to say I crapped instead. Sniffed, licked, and sucked crotch and ass area on a bunch of her dirty thongs while jerking off. Some had a REALLY sweaty piss sent, but i licked anyway. Some smelled musty, but I didn't care. Jerked off with pissy crotch portion rubbing against cock head. Came in toilet. Sucked the taste out of one last one before I left. Washed hands, wet my hair a bit. Walked out of room and kissed my gf when I had the chance. I know she tasted her sister.

Suck it the fuck up you whiny bitch.
Women have emotions that are amplified by their hormones. What's YOUR excuse for being a big giant wet salty pussy with arms and legs.

I want my gfs sister too. She's so fucking hot. She had me fix a pc for her a few years ago and I used some software and discovered a bunch of nudes. Mostly of her bf at the time which was awkward as fuck. I'm on my phone or I would share some. She looks alot like Erin andrews but with huge tits.

Her sister doesn't want your sweaty greasy hands anywhere near her.

was that the first time smelling dirty underwear? I want my gf sister too and am thinking of trying to smell some but Im worried it'll be a big turn off and make me want her less.. did it smell like piss or like pussy?

Well I wasn't really ready for it. Honestly I credit that whole incident to the boost in my confidence and helped me better my way of life. Yeah I was a fat cunt but I dropped quite a bit of weight, I changed my attitude and overall better. And fuck her tits were huge, not to mention she was a virgin

pics of her ppls

Smelling panties is fucking awesome. The smell depends on her hygiene. Personally, I like smelly bitches, smelling clean panties is useless because there's nothing to lick and sniff

Well, now you're alone.
Get your shit together and go get ready to eat shit until eventually you get a break in life and some bitch worth while makes the horrible decision of thinking you are..

I'm depressed. When people say things that make me upset I use that as an excuse to do bad things. I vent using sex with strangers for kicks, as a worthless alternative for love. I already know I'm a worthless piece of meatbag, but I can't stop now

The compulsions are getting worse and I don't want to wake up anymore.

I'm a tranny

Who was phone?

How did you start?

Have GF of 2 years. Meet new work friend. hanging out with 2x a week. Text on and off, selfish and doesn't really talk about me over text. Not the best looking but always says yes to hanging out. Great talking to in person. Call one of last hangouts a date jokingly, gets defensive and says wouldnt of gone if I said it was date. Still talk kinda done tho. what to do?

That's the plan, thanks user

It's just confidence.

Fake it 'til you make it.
I was SUPER shy/no confidence in my early teens. I HATED the way I was, 'specially round girls; so- I faked it! After about three or four months- I was a cocky prick with girls all over me and everyone wanted to be my friend.

True story.

Fuck that hoe

I just felt that my body was getting more and more wrong as I went through puberty, and some other stuff too, I won't get too deep into it, I basically spent my whole life hating myself for a reason I couldn't quite put my finger on until I realized I was just trans

I correctly solved this but yet Sup Forums tards still argue that 15 inst the answer

Now I'm a 30 year old junkie, but [a] didn't have anything to do with [b]

Yes you can. You only think you cant stop because every day feels like the same day. But when you come back to here...to life....to yourself, you can save yourself. No one will save you, no matter how much they really want to.

And believe me people do want to save you, as they have wanted to ssave me....but at the end of the day, you have to save yourself.

You alone can do it. And you alone must. You are not a meatbag, and those who suggest it, are in the same darkness as you were. Despite what yoou might think, yoou where not born into darkness. It came one day and never left, because quite frankly, you never left it.

Please leave it for you. For the you inside that wrote the confession, reaching out for insight.

here it fucking is.

So i hope this finds you. The you youre screaming to recover in desperation.

It seems like you're using depression as an excuse to do shitty things but you might believe what you're saying so you're feeding into it until you spiral out of control and eventually end up catching an STD or getting pregnant by some random dude who you really don't need in your life.
Don't rely on others for your happiness so much, people the world over are pieces of shit and they're only trying to put others down because that's the only way you can be up.
Acknowledge that shit, accept it, and move on knowing that.
The difference between someone who practices and someone who observes this though is knowing who is an appropriate victim.
You should really only prey on people who have it coming....or people who are in places that are no good for them anyways so they'll go away and never come back.

Love your gf you ungrateful being. Look at the deperation that plagues this site....

Dont let the demons from here seep in an ruin something good. You will only regret i

Everything's getting worse, find something worthy of your time and pour yourself into it.

You're a person.

That's exactly what I'm doing.. I clearly see why I'm doing it, but each time I get hurt I can't help myself. The validation comes so easy from the wrong places. If anyone knew.. wow

It depends. Do you have a Reddit account?

I'm in love with pic related but she's 15 and I'm 18. I'll be waiting for 3 long years.

Sarcasm is usually fine if it is witty. There is nothing wrong with liking music, but if you seriously shut down whenever anything other than music is brought up then you are a fucking retard. Or do you just mean that the only thing you have worked hard on is playing music? That is still a problem, but a far less severe one. It sounds like you are in a somewhat similar situation to me some years ago. There was nothing wrong with me, but I knew that girls liked confidence/experience/taking the lead etc. I was okay with this but I lacked experience and knew it. I eventually got with hookers and then worked my way up to a random bitch from plenty of fish. Then I got a real girlfriend.

I'm ethnically jewish (both my parents are Jewish). I'm thinking about converting to christianity and not having any kids, so I can ensure that my jewish bloodline dies out and I don't spread the degeneracy. Is this a good idea?

you could solve this problem by killing yourself

One look may be a coincidence, but if you are getting looks every single day then you are in a good position, because the interest is surely there, unless you are so ugly/strange that people stare at you regularly. If shyness is your problem then think of an excuse to be near her or talk to her. What does she read at the library? Feign interest in the books. You do not have to come right out and ask her out if you don't have the balls. Just ask her what she thinks of it and pretend you were considering reading/studying it.

Easy is death. Easy is shallow. Easy is pointless like the life you see through your lens.

But easy is not you. I can hear it. YOU can hear it.

But its sooo much easier to ignore the crying child like you were once ignored before....

But look what easy has done to you; to us, the ultra sensitive depressives. But we need not be what has happened to us. We should learn from these mistakes. though hard, if you dont at least do against all odds, you will never see the light you yearn for. The true light of life, and not the one in the end of a dark tunnel of death we think we yearn for.

Im coming out of this, and its not easy. But real recognizes real, and i recognize that you been damaged by some similar means as myself. Your journey begins from hell....while others live life not knowing theyre there.

You have the upper hand my dear. Please be kind to yourself.

305. loook for more info

My advice? I'd amputate it.

I'm in an abusive relationship and I am terrified of the consequences of leaving

male or female?

I'm female...

What are the details. What is the situation....

Everyone talks about coming home from war being hard. I miss it. I miss the smell of spent casings. The rush of combat. The memories haunt me but I love them.

I'm attracted to my teacher and want to fuck her big ass and sucks her nice tits and can't even stare at her because I'm attracted so much

Need to realize that it had nothing to do with yourself, and so you are blameless. Think of it like that white guilt bullshit. Say "fuck you, don't try to put that shit on me" to the situation. Is she still alive? There is no grey area here, so fuck her. Tell her she is a piece of shit, or tell others what happened, or do nothing if you so choose.

just stop being such a fucking pussy and leave him. remember, no one can make you a slave but yourself!!!!

>were you posting yesterday?

oh shit, trips confirms this to be the truth!

Been living with him for a while now. But my name has only just been put on the bills. Except all bills and everything are in my name and ever since then he's super controlling, won't let me go and see my dad, locks the doors when he's at work and will take the keys, he pretty much broke my jaw the other day, punched my piercing out of my face. Says if I ever leave he will burn my dads house down and douse me in acid (and I know he's capable of it)

I think life is okay for the most part

I posted a thread yea

You may be uncommon, but that is not something to be worried about, by itself. It did not affect you, big deal. Move on and do something with your life. Only if you want to start shooting people to relive the experience is there really a problem.

Hes loosing grip on reality, and he wants to drag you down with him. Trust me when I say this, you need to man up and leave. Cut your looses before you get cut.

A relationship is a two way street. When he's trying to control the sail and you are the captain....youre bound to wreck and be left stranded in isolation where help will only slip further and further away.

Take action now while you still feel the winds...cause sooner than later when you go numb.....you wont be much of a captain of your own life no more..

you retarded fucking nigger. There's two steps to fixing your problem

1. wait till your bf leaves for work in the morning
2. call 911.

a court will always side with the woman, and your bf will get ass raped by bubba in jail. Don't believe feminist nonsense. Almost every man accused of abuse gets arrested, and if you have a broken jaw from him, theres literally a 100 % chance you can get his ass in jail.

pls post another pic to confirm this is you

but where are you at? this is a pretty classic abusive relationship. he'll try to fuck your shit up if you leave, but he'll definitely fuck your shit up if you stay. You need to fucking ghost on him, which takes help.

Already regret it. But no way to get Work girl outta my mind. always seem to think about her

in prison you fuckin pedophile
>you're gonna burn in hell

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Undertand that lusst is a sin....

thats all i could say cause you seem set on self sabotage...Ive been there. There is only one result. If your not wise enough to take head to real advice...then youre only going to fulfil the prophecy you set forth of destruction.

Good luck bro.

What ever happens, dnt go down the rabbit hole of self hatred. No action has been taken yet,,,,so take action with your girl and get thing right, There lies the root of this lust...

That's because you have a small penis.

Yeah I kinda lost contact with everyone I know

Cop a feel, see what happens.

i agree. theres too many autists on this site that defend pedophillia. They need to all be euthanized. we can use their dead bodies as a cheap source of fuel, thus saving the american economy money.

literally call 911. dont be pussy. If he kills you in a month, you have no one to blame but yourself for doing nothing when you could have so easily solved this problem in a matter of minutes.

Hell no, stick it out femanon, through thick and thin, in sickness and in health.
Black eyes and broken teeth.
Make it work, find a way.
>just kiddin, I'm not that evil
ditch him bitch, why is it even a question?

agreed. I've been saying the same shit this whole time but she only replies to the person who keeps saying "wow omg thats so tough, I don't know what you should do." Fucking white knight faggots

yep, thats how it goes. There are support organisations for exactly that reason, but how available they are kinda depends on where you live.

Also keep in mind that the people who used to be good friends and family will probably be there for you if you need it and come to them for help. I've been there, I know.

I was joking, 3 years is ok but because he's 18 it does make him look like a fuckin loser.
Btw, she's probably gonna fuck someone else b4 you, you goddamn cuck.
You don't wait for women, this isn't a fuckin Disney movie.
That being said, fires are expensive to clean up after and maintain the fire site. Bullets are pretty cheap and all you need is one per pedo.

I washed out of the military twice before I even hit age 20. The second/last time I washed out was 8 years ago; I'm 27 now. I'm permanently DQ'd from enlistment.