/balk/ - Balkan thread

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well ok then welcome to our threads, frenchie

there was an italian-portuguese american posting here some time ago, it appears he's left

Nigger balk is averaging 50 posters per thread, look at the last one, 64. I dont think any general has more. Its diverse as fuck and is roamed by different people during different times. Whilst over the day it has a mainly political content it turns into shitposting during night hours.

DEATH TO WHITES
DEATH TO EUROPE
DEATH TO THE WEST

source?

>tfw too intelligent to have a penis
>tfw feels good to be a superior type of man, a vagentleman

Daily reminder unless you are a top you dont need your penis

Is ralph here?

Who the fuck is OP's queen and why should anyone care?

Yeah duh, seems like there is a small ip range that is free :3

1st for /balk/ is shit

Chantal in strapondreamer

Penis is comfy. Makes pissing on graves and corpses easier.

can i join friendo

Fucking

L E L
E L E
L E L

thank you, son of Alexander

What happened to the prev thread?

My queen?

it was pruned/deleted

why? because the janitor has a mental illness

Are you Slav or Albanian? You have to go back.

lmoa @ yo life

Can we all agree that Albania is in fact an american colony and that we love USA so much because we're in fact colonists from Alabama?

We should petition to rename Albania "New Alabama" desu.


Pic related, we also have our own Marvel/DC Superhero lol.

>This thread has been pruned or deleted
I don't know user, I really don't know.

I've been on the internet so long this is what gets me off now. I used to have the most vanilla taste.
I feel so much regret when I fap because I know I'll just keep sinking lower.

helo :D

it's fyrombei imitating me, don't respond to it, you'll only encourage it

go back where, you smelly diaspora retard?

How do I become as strong as a Croatian?

>fyorombei

All the italian diaspora flags confuse me

Get Out Of My Country!

Stop fapping 20 times a day and it will get better

:/

from what I know there's 3 of us, an albanian, a bulgarian and me, romanian
you're just gonna have to guess who you're talking to

>Kosovo's population keeps rising during WWII
Thats because Kosovo wasn't a warzone like poland and russia.

>Still rising even by the end of the Yugoslavian Federation
There was no war at the end of Yugoslavia in Kosovo. There was a War in 1998, and the population DID sink. You are looking at a map of population percentage.

>Doesn't stop rising despite the kosovar genocide
The genocide wasn't that big. The kosovo war just resulted in more serbs getting out of kosovo.

I'm the albanian one and I always (=often) post pics of an illyrian warrior with a cyan tunic and an openface helmet with red plumage.

>The genocide wasn't that big. The kosovo war just resulted in more serbs getting out of kosovo.

Oh, so the rise in kosovar population was actually because of serbian emigration? Interesting.

/balk/ is a great place to toughen a nigga up

i am so argumentative and angry and assertive IRL after getting back on /balk/

i remember there was a pic of this superhero photostoped into some macedonian protest etc etc

epirus is rightful albanian land

>I'm the albanian one
>Italian flag

Do I need to say it?

sorry but Italy is rightful daco-illyrian clay

When are you getting the fuck out you piece of shit?

Moreover how did you come here? By boat? Underneath a track?

Italy is true Messapian clay

Yeah, Albanian empire, can't even govern a tiny shithole they had an empire.
Also
>Albanian
>Illyrian

when all the euros in Italy will have been divided between Romania and Albania
so pretty soon

>not by a horse cart

Cmon, user.

Well he obviously came here illegally, he probably came by boat in the 90s when they took a giant shit on us, by highjacking a Cuban boat and coming here around 50,000

...

Behold what a perfect woman looks like you lowly balkanian peasant fillth

sacrebleu!

I came here by car t.b.h.
got to see Hungary, Austria and Slovenia on the way too wich was pretty cool

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlora_(ship)#Voyage_to_Bari_.281991.29


>The Fall of communism in Albania taking place in the early 1990s gave way to a major economic collapse (with severe food shortages) amid widespread political and social unrest in the country. This incited many Albanians to try and leave the previously secluded nation, Skanderbeg Street, home to many embassies, was mostly unsuccessfully stormed after rumours spread of visas being handed out, some ethnic Slavs tried to cross into northern neighbour Yugoslavia, while other Albanians fled to Greece in the south. Up to 3000 Albanians managed to enter the compound of the German embassy while some successfully entered the Czech embassy grounds. The ones in the German embassy were later allowed to leave to Germany via Italy.

A good part of emigrants aimed for Italy, less than a hundred miles away from Albanian ports across the Strait of Otranto, partly attracted to the (erroneous) portrayals of wealth on Italian television adverts they were able to watch in Albania. Earlier in 1991 a number of crossings were attempted by hundreds or thousands of Albanian refugees who forcefully commandeered different vessels, from Romanian freighters to Albanian navy tugboats as the overrun harbor security forces in Durrës or Vlora watched on helplessly.[4] One such crossing on 7 March had seen around 20,000 immigrants land in Brindisi on a number of small vessels, the city of only 80,000 had found itself struggling to cope with such an influx, yet the inhabitants generously provided food and shelter and the immigrants were generally well received.


And then they want a bigger Albania ,lol. They're the most pathetic pieces of shit I've ever met.

Yeah, what happened, you got deported from there with your family
?

>Tattoo

>I came here by car
where you hiding underneath the car , or in the trunk?

In the end we're all going to move to Albania since there will be no more Albanians left in there, lol.

no, my family came here and worked for like 3 years and bought a house and a car and after that they came and picked me up
I don't hide in the trunk of my own car, only in italian ones

Keep the shitpost coming my balkaniotes

>Implying albos can't into planes

You're a sad sack of shit, you and your family.
>Greater Albania including Italy
But where are you going to flee then? Spain?
And then what? America?

comuni-italiani.it/statistiche/stranieri/ro.html
don't worry Giovanni, I'll let you sleep in my garage when we take over Italy if you want

>multiple tattoos
No thanks.

youtube.com/watch?v=u8OeVZRQnSM

Damn now i feel bad that someone hates albanian more than i do

That's enough

Why don't you just go back? No one wants you here.

They are gypsy tier, them, Romanians, and gypsies are the worst.

>sweden

Not even once.

Most aren't

the italian state wants me here boi, we work more hours than you and for less money than you, have you ever tried going to a construction site? It's like a bucarest district
can't wait to get my major and steal some job, hopefully yours

This may come as an absolute fucking lie to your ears but not even Salvini can kick out a foreigner who actually contributes to Italy's coffers with work and doesn't get involved in delinquency. I know it's hard for you but there won't be an Adriatic wall any time soon, sorry Francesco :^)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM BACK

from where?

>when we take over Italy if you want

This is what Shipbanians are like everywhere

I assume most macedonians know how to read?

man we need to fuk their girls and assimilate them into macedoina

italy is roman
albania is illyrian
romania is dacian
bulgaria is thracian
s*rbia is mongolic tribe

Reminder that this happened in a local mall last year (google translate).

t. Berbatov

That's not true, we hate Albanians as much as we hate Turks here.

do not respond to

>"we"

avoid giving any replies to

Does anyone have the picture of the iclandic fags hand?

Qatari ass for imprisoned gorillas?

fucking sqiptars zerg rushing this general

...

I will one day make an appearance in such list. BELIEVE IT

>Albo diaspora being this butthurt over my reminders

>Fyrombei

kek

i don't know his fetish for airports and shit like that

also this is my testament youtube.com/watch?v=nirGKm3KcuI

He ordered potato wedges and they didn't have any so they brought him regular fries, and he got angry, then he ordered a salad for his mother and they brought him shepherd's salad which has ham in it. Absolutely hilarious.

He got so angry, he flashed his naked ass at people before being arrested.

give me a quick daily remainder

>Asking for a picture
>Somehow butthurt
Okay.

Sorry mom

also
>albo disapora
>flag
lmao

Redpill me on Albanians

I am new to this country

they are illyrian warrior

they are illyrian warrior

Reminder that Albanians are subhuman pedophiles

>makes an entire infograpic entry on how he thinks I´m autistic
>not butthurt

>not a single greek poster ITT

im tempted to delete this abomination of a thread now

it's nothing without greek ubermench gracing us with their presence

me on the right

We are highly delusional.

Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.

Albania is literally the shitbucket of europe
Nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Any average person will only know Albania as "that country that was annihilated by the everyone in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find Albania on the map.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Albania is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Albania was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes Albania literally the shithole of europe.

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country

I'm just trying to decide if I should get up and go buy some ciggies and couple of beers.

I didn't make that. I do believe you are autistic though.