Worst sexing stories?

Worst sexing stories?

> Be me, senior year highschool
> Know some 8/10 asian chick I've known since kindergarden
> Get assigned to project together on some fucking stupid history thing
> She invites me over to work on it
> An hour later we're making out
> She takes me into her bedroom
> Notice that its really girly and theres toys/ dolls everywhere etc
> When she takes off her bra, the tits disappear completely, her chest is like mine
> mfw never heard of a push up bra before
> She takes off her slut shorts, no hair anywhere, she looks fucking 10
> She opens her legs and holds my member with one hand, trying to guide it
> I try to put it in but it doesn't fit
> She tells me to try harder
> Push with all my might but its like pressing dick into wall
> Dick bends and I feel sharpest worst pain
> Soft almost instantly
> Lie down and realize I'm surrounded by dolls in this pink ass room with this tiny girl, and almost cry from pain and realization that I'm going to hell

mfw my dick has sorta healed but its wierdly bent, but idk if thats just from fapping with one hand

I fap with one hand and my cock is tilted to one side, so I can confirm.

> Be me, 19, and realized I was gonna lose my V card once I started dating this semi slutty girl
> Antici.. ..pation.jpeg
> After a social thing, we're in her bed kissing
> Skipping most foreplay because I'm already hard, she gets naked and bends over for doggy
> Realize I don't know where to put it
> Kinda russian roulette it and thrust my dick forwards into oblivion
> sotight.jpeg
> She squeals "user what the FUCK"
> Don't catch on to whats happening, just try to awkwardly laugh it off
> "I know right?! Hahhahahaha"
> She pushes my torso back and out and jumps off the bed, throwing my pants at me
> "FUCK you user you fucking wierdo"

thank god I thought I was cursed forever. How did you correct it?

You could try countering it by using the other hand for a while, I've never really worried it much though.

> Be me
> Dating some girl from school
> We'd been dating for weeks but hadn't actually 'done it'
> One day we're in bed and its gonna happen
> We're both naked but then she interjects
> "Theres just one more thing we need"
> She scoots over to bedside table, opens drawer
> Realize shes going for condom
> Thank god because I forgot
> She pulls out 8 inch curved pink dildo
> She says "Looks like we're good"
> Realize she talked about this once when we were drunk
> nope.exe
> Donkey kick her off bed, grab my pants and shirt, and run out
> "Sorry I just realized I just gotta go bye"

All right Sup Forums the first 3 or 4 times at attempting to have sex have been the WORST sex experiences I've ever had. Not that they were out of the ordinary but god were they fucked.
will start writing

> Be making out with some girl on a park bench while I was on holiday in US
> She asks if she can come over, but I've been sleeping in my car for a few days
> She can never find out how homeless I am
> Tell her we should just do it
> Fuck like dirty animals all over playground in park
> at 3pm on a saturday
> That was my life's all time low

>At highschool party - arrive late, chug a beer, and crack a second to kind of loosen up / catch up
>WASTED bitch comes up and frantically paws at my crotch - I'm thrown off guard / mildly injured, not aroused
>"WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FAGGOT?"
>"Sorry, I just have this recurring nightmare where I'm being mauled by a bear."
>All bets off with this slutmuffin, no big loss.
>Go to kitchen, buddy sees me and asks the "hostess" to bend over, handing me a wooden spoon.
>After much coaxing, I give her a light spanking
>She grabs me by the collar, practically eats my face, and basically drags me upstairs.
>She's drunk. I don't have condoms, so I eat her out until she begs me to stop. She is a mad squirter.
>The next morning, she calls me up, still drunk, FUCKING SCREAMING that I ruined her sheets. In my hungover state, all I can think to say is "Is this something my dick could fix?"

Zero further chance with two drunk bitches in 12h.

Worth it.

low? really?

bump keep it going boys

Not really the sex but afterwards
>date girl
>2nd date, we're fuckin
>dont have a place to take her
>"why dont we go to my old house? Its empty and no one will be there."
>her "ok ;)"
>just get naked and fuck on my old bedrooms carpet for a few hours before i nut
>sex wasnt that great

>next day
>wake up
>knees are red, raw and scabbed
>big pink circles in carpet where knees were
>wont come out of carpet
>day after that
>dad brings me to the house to finish cleaning
>"hey son, why are there pink spots on the carpet that werent here before?"
>tell him idk
>he actually tells me to lift my jeans
>6in wide scabs all over my knees
>tells me the same shit happened to him when he was young
>buys me a 6pack, condoms and a towel to keep in the room until the house closes
>tells me good luck and keep up the good work

Bumping for keks and geggles

I'm not greentexting
be me
15 ur old Virgin
can't drive
get sluts number from school
"Hey femanon, whatcha doing?"
"nothing just babysitting"
"can I come over after they go to sleep"
skip all the dumbshit to we're making out.
me, "let's find a bed"
only available Bedroom is 5 yr old boys.
lose v card on car Bed
she kept saying she didn't want to take my virginity as it was definitely not her first time. She had the biggest bush for a 15 yr old too. I'm sure she had never learned to shave and was still one of the cheerleaders, I was very surprised to say the least. it wasn't the first pussy I touched. I came in about a minute and a half but wore a condom so didn't let her know I busted.... lights were off so it's dark and if she was 5 years older shed probably tell the difference in my cock with and with out condom.. anyways I busted and just stuffed the condom under sheets and went back to work.
continue?

no

Prestory: visited old friends
met grill i wanted to fuck silly
went to her house
got best head to date
almost fucked but we had to stay in living room
almost got caught but best fucking head

>be me
>be 14 or 15
>am high school fresh man
>have manly beard
>meet 7/10 grill through mututal friends
>get chatty and shit
>he is like a year or two older than me
>talk out of school and eventually start to sext one another
>no one else knows
>find out she only lives like two or three miles away from me
>say lets fuck
>hype up sex and shit
>sneak out and ride bike through cold as fuck winter weather
>get to her house
>dont know what window is hers
>panic.jpg
>sitting outside for 5 solid minutes trying to get to to answer her phone
>see a window open
>get in to nice heated room
>feelsgood.jpg
>she immediatly starts taking off my jacket and clothes
>tell her chill bc still cold
>we get in bed and cuddle
>then kiss, then makeout
>start stripping one another
>nicefirmtits.png
>suck them tits and she is really into tit play
>then she grabs dick
things go south from here cont?

Yes

yup

well fuck it, I'll continue anyway.
bust another nut, this time I pulled out.
again all over kids bed. This girl was the epitome of a butterface. beautiful body but fucked up Italian mug. So weeks go by, I avoid her. She eventually moved away before the summer started probably 2 or 3 months later. or so I thought. Beginning of spring semester and she's moved back. "where you been femanon?" she gives me a gth look so I piss off. Find out a couple of weeks later she had a child. It was either mine or this other guys she was dating at the time before I got to it. Her parents are crazy Christian and wouldn't let her get an abortion. The people that were paying her to babysit eventually find condoms and splooge all over sheets and tell her parents. After I heard that I was too afraid to ask if it was mine. This was 13 years ago. are any ofurther you an orphan who's mothers name is Cortni, she's Italian and now living in Arkansas. I'm friends with her on FB and she always likes the weirdest posts of mine. still afraid to ask if I have a child out there.

what a hero is your dad

you lucky mother fucker, were was her parents?

Your dad is a real one

bump

>she starts to jerk me off
>instadiamonds
>i get turned on very easily
>but just as easily turned off
>right when i got turned on I got turned off
>she grabbed it like her life depended on it
>choked my dick
>told her calm down go easy on the grip
>ok.jpg
>then it happened boys
>i reach down into her panties and I am met with more hair than I have ever felt below the belt
>I once grew my beard out to like 4 inches
>I'd say its about the equivalency
>dickdying.png
>must lose virginity
>have trouble finding cunt through vast african forest
>i have found the village my brothers

continue that shit, kys?

kys

I fap with my right and dick is tilted to left so unconfirmed, not confirmed.

are you sad no one cared about your story?

>I have found the village my brothers

okay this one is top secret bois

> Be me at sleepover, 14
> There were three girls and two other guys, perfect ratio
> Everyone is dividing rooms at about 1 am cuz people want to sleep
> Choose washroom because the heating is better
> Girl says she'll go in there too
> OHSHIT.jpeg
> Realize shits going down
> Go in washroom
> Get naked
> Lie in tub casually
> DrawMeLikeOneofYourFrenchGirls.jpeg
> Close shower curtain
> Girl comes in
> She turns out light cuz she must think I'm in another room. Now theres half light from the open door and electronics (ie shaver) on counter
> She opens shower curtain
> I see her, she is very not naked
> She sees me
> What the fuck user

>me
>freshman year uni
>pick up cutiepi
>get down to it
>her: "its only my second time"
>me: hmm....
>cute puss but shaved gross (missed a lot)
>need lube cause it hurts her
>the ol' spit n go wasn't working
>only have hand moisturizer
>fuck it
>burns her puss
>we stop after 30 secs of fucking
>proceeds to give me head
>probably the first time she gave head
>shes ripping my dong up and yanking that thang off
>not religous; pray to jesus that i wont lose my boner and can hurry up and nut
>somehow nut
>she swallows
>immediately grabs my trusty waterbottle from next to the bed and takes a loooong sip getting nut all over the mouthpiece
>i leave her in my room for 20 mins to tell my bois what just happened

that was two years ago

you arent greentexting because you dont know how?

its just >like this newpal

>dick is at 50%
>begin fingering her like pro
>she gets like little to no stimulation out of it
>says she prefers me sucking her tits
>she gets off to it more
>feelsshameful.jpg
>she jacks me while I suck her tits
>then she gets on top and I try to put it in
>african forest grazing me constantly
>FUCK
>dick at 25% cant fuck
>she hops off and begins to stroke it back to 75%
>she offers head
>HELLL YEAHHH
>biggest regretti
>im a litte above average but she is also tiny and has vampire ass teeth
>she goes down
>scrape the entire way down
>try to madison ivy headbang my dick
>INFINITE SCRAP
>plam her in the forehead
>whilst saying chill chill chill
>get up get dressed
>leave

so sad, I can't tell stories when high

should make it easier, it sure does for me though i get lost in weird tangents sometimes

on mobile, didn't want to fuck with it. been lurking since 2010

I did get lost and greentexting probably would have helped.

bump

>at crawfish boil
>pick up cutie and take her home

this was at least 5 or 6 hours later

>been rubbing on her snatch for a few minutes and she starts jerking me off
>suddenly "user stop"
>me, "what's wrong"

apparently hadn't gotten all of crawfish spices our from under fingernails whatnot

we date for the next 3 years and tell all our friends about our first date. I miss her

> Be me
> Junior year
> Have gf, but we haven't done it because she "wasn't ready"
> One day she gets double penetrated by two chads at a frat party she got into. sober.
> I was fucking pissed
> She promises she can make it up to me
> Well okay sure
> I come over
> She's in sexy underwear
> Extra romantically I undress
> Honestly like most of the foreplay was like butter
> She gets down to suck me off
> teeth.exe
> What the fuck
> It feels like someone is scrubbing my dick with sand
> Shes not biting but every time she pulls it out she scrapes it hard
> We get ready for missionary
> My dick is red and burning
> She tries jerking it off so she can put the condom on
> Just nut a huge load all over her and go limp while moaning like a whore
> We never officially broke up but after that we also never saw each other or made contact

> About to get laid
> She breaks out some sort of sensual peppermint oil or something
> She puts it all over herself
> Soon shes screaming into a pillow while it burns her pussy
> It happened again

>losing virginity
>this is going surprisingly well, she's come twice already, we're at the ten minute mark or so
>She's tight as it is, and every orgasm is like a vise.
>I "bust" on her third orgasm... being effectively genetically sterile, it's mostly fluid with a handful of backward-wired non-swimmers.
>Tender post orgasm kissing moment. I pull out. Condom's broken... I am not concerned.
>She has a bit of a meltdown, and I break the news that my testicles, and most - if not all - of my body has too many X chromosomes. It's why I look like an anime character, and why I will never be able to procreate outside of a lab.
>She calms down.
>Three days later she breaks up with me... I'm heartbroken
>Four months later, she tells me she's pregnant, and that it's mine. I forget to be dubious - this could be a miracle. I'm ready to give everything up for this child.
>Five months after that... it's black.
WOMP WOMP, triflin' whore broke up with me for a nigger who promptly laced up his Nikes and ran the fuck away.

ha I have something similar to share

> Be me, senior year
> Hear something from kids on the hockey team about putting icy hot on their balls
> I don't really understand nor know what icy hot it, but I assume its a good fappy lube
> I go home, picking up a small little thing of it from the pharmacy
> That night, I slather up, it gets all over my torso and balls too
> Start beating it, it feels good at first
> Very sensual
> Starts burning
> I just assume its part of the experience
> It is then that the trial begins

A day later
> I get invited to party
> Meet some girl that takes me home
> We get naked, she lies down on bed
> She sees my ballsack is bright red and a bit swollen
> "user whats wrong with your balls?"
> "Don't worry about it"
> "No seriously. Do you have an STD?"
> I grab her arm hard
> "I SAID DONT WORRY ABOUT IT"
> She screams

> On dating site
> Match with milf, good nudes
> Decide to meet up at a local starbucks
> I go early with my laptop so I can do recon and pull out if its catfish
> At prearranged time, see my mom's friend walk in and sit down without ordering anything
> nonononononononononono.jpeg
> She's married with kids, but still hot
> She sits there for 10 minutes while I just type bullshit on MS word
> She sees me
> Stares
> I look back
> She turns red
> Gets up and runs out
> Mfw

lmfao

> Be camp counsellor
> Real bro, kids from other cabins often come up to me and tell me about shit
> One of the LITs, leaders in training comes up to me, hes like 15 or 16
> "Dude I got laid yesterday"
> Holy shit man good job
> Wait
> We're at a summer camp for kids
> I ask if any of the kids saw it
> He says no
> "Thank god looks like you pulled it off man"
> We talk about other stuff
> The next day I'm talking to him again
> "By the way dude, which staff did you fuck yesterday?"
> He points to some girl that looks like 11
> wtf
> Find out a few days later that he basically got kidnapped from camp by authorities, cuz he was spouting his mouth off
> wtf is wrong with kids these days

I once fucked a trap and didn't realize until the next morning.The next day was hard

Prestory: 18 year old, 0 game and all of my friends have lost their virginity. "You gotta sleep with someone user" Me: "I'll do anything just to get laid". Met a 4/10 girl at a party, started making out. Got into the bedroom and she "didn't feel like it". Left the party with shame.

> 6 months later
> At a club the same girl asks "can I sleep at your place user? My phone has died"
> "Maybe" She goes away to her friends
> Asks friend if he would've
> "Yeah, why not?"
> Take a few drinks more her drags her into the bathroom of the club
> Me asking her to blow me
> "Do I have to?"
> FuckYeahYouDo.jpeg
> Blows me so bad
> Fuck it, ride me instead
> Not getting hard cuz you know shes a 4/10
> "So, can I sleep at your place?"
> Me: "Only if we fuck"
> "Sure..."
> Takes the bus home
> Getting naked
> ThisIsIt.jpeg
> "Im kinda tired can't we just go to sleep?"
> Fuck no
> Starts fingering and licking her
> Inserts dick
> OoohhhHeavens.jpeg
> Fucks her a while, with her constantly asking if we can go to sleep
> Nope.jpeg
> Me: "Can I blow my load over you?"
> "Sure"
> Jerk off and cums all over her, wiping it off and going to sleep.
> Her: "For being a first timer, you kept on for long"
> Fuck yeah
> Wakes up next morning, feeling her pussy is wet.
> This girl needed to finger herself afterwards
> FeelsBadMan.jpeg
> Me: "Could you please not tell this to anyone?"
> 1 month later, everyone knows

Cont?

You are an actual cuck

i am the kaos. i am the almighty. i have returned from my slumber because you have summoned me. i put all of you on notice. my power is reaching out to you. you cannot escape. your age is at an end. mine is just beginning.

Keksimus Maximus

Its fine honestly like some power avenged me awhile later. Some video spread online of her drunk and high showing off her STDs and talking bout how she got them.

Like overall she had about two weeks of frat fun and a lifetime of regret

I borderline raped a girl at a party, she didnt resist and enjoyed it, dropped her boyfriend the next day and we started dating, we've been together for 11 months now

Sext me niggers (302) 563 8221

deets

are u a babe

sent the nudes for trips

> Fucking from behind
> Get cramp in hamstring
> Just kinda hold position to prevent pain
> She thinks I'm nutting and she tries to get me out
> mfw she doesnt understand
> The whole time I was telling her "No no no I need this" because the pain was too great and I didn't want to move
> mfw I got slapped

checked

> Eating puss
> She cums
> She moans
> She starts pissing in my mouth
> We kinda try to play it off like nothing happened

statistically unlikely

> she shit in my ass

im glad someone else noticed this and not just me

>>be me 8/10
>>stock account + savings + house
>>realize I'm worth over 1.2 million.
>>haven't had a date since 2010
>>haven't had sex since 2009

wtf...would trade it all for a wife/gf and not be so lonely

>be me
>shove penis in self
>not virg

>in college
>this girl J starts flirting with me and staring at me
>shes the hottest girl in the class and an 8/10
>oh yes
>mentions one time talking about her having a boyfriend she loves
>well shit
>notice she keeps flirting with me everyday
>rubbing her ass against me and shit
>invites me over for small party
>just me her and her best friend
>alright sounds noice
>we drink and watch christmas movies all night
>her best friend dangles a mistletoe over us
>we kiss
>shes drunk and tries to put her tongue in my mouth
>pull away because i remember her mentioning having a bf
>she runs to her room and her best friend follows
>a couple minutes later her friend comes out and says i need to watch her while she goes out real quick
>go into her room and shes passed out on the bed
>her ass is positioned so amazing
>start grinding my boner against it
>stare at her dsl's while stroking
>rub it against her lips
>see her start to wake up
>im fucked
>she grabs my dick with her hand and starts stroking it
>puts it in her mouth
>shes so knocked up she can barely move
>I skullfuck her and pull down her yoga pants
>buttfuck her and then flip her over and fuck her
>pull out and cum down her throat
>cleanup and sit down next to her rubbing her butt
>friend comes back
>tell her that she has been sleeping the whole time
>next morning J tells me she remembers everything and wants it again
>she blows my morning wood
>next day her and her bf breakup
>we keep talking
>ask her out, she says yes
>insert 11 months of happy times and hard fucking

Oh shit another Delawarean. You go to UD?

that's why we use lube OP.
also wear a dang condom

Your dad is the best man

it's not from fapping you fuckin artards it's natural. there's really nothing aside from surgery you could do to change it but most people's dicks are like that. what are you, fucking 12?

lol

Become a sugar daddy

first time i ever had sex i was 14 and used one of my dad's magnums that was way too big for me.
we fucked for like two hours but i felt nothing so she got on her knees and waited like 20 minutes while i beat off two lil drops off cum onto her tongue

afterwards she was like "i love you" and i was like uh... i barely know you

a couple months later she told people i basically raped her but later admitted it was a lie. that being said, when all u fuckbois on here talk about women lying about rape all the time you sound retarded. just ask for verbal consent to make sure dipfucks

I literally ask every time its not hard
a simple "is this ok" is plenty

Yeeee

such facts
i understand not wanting to in the moment but dudes dont realize how important that shit is you never really know how she's feeling and even if you coerce her into sex you prolly wouldnt have had if you asked out loud its not worth it cause she'll always think you're kinda selfish in the back of her mind and maybe accuse you of rape at some point.
consent is a tricky ass thing man, that's why you just gotta be up front with it.

man you nasty

Another fact, no girl has ever not had sex with someone because they asked if she was into it

actually idk about that man. i think alot of the time, especially highchool girls get pressured into sex that's pretty iffy in terms of consent, sex that might not have happened if the guy asked and got a no or an "idk" in response.
i get what you're sayin tho and i agree with u 100%.

Yeah but thats what I mean, is like if she wants to have sex with you and you ask, she is still going to want to

facts facts facts

Your worst sex story involves a horny asian girl that looks 10 naked? Fuck off

had a pregnancy scare because we got so into the mood

>gf and i fucking like animals as usual
>we are both free today and since we woke up have been fucking
>we woke up at 9am and its like 2 in the afternoon
>I've been edging this whole time, she has cum multiple times
>im fucking her missionary and she has her tongue hanging out and is breathing heavy
>occasionally her eyes will roll into the back of her head
>shes moaning things like "oh yes ive been such a bad girl show how bad i've been"
>i can feel her breath as she says all of this
>completely in fuck mode
>"oh yes fill me up, fill me up like the little slut i am"
>as she says that i cum deep inside her
>best orgasm ever
>"ohhhh yesssss" as her nails scratch against my back
>her wet tongue goes into my mouth and we start making out
>its not until two or three minutes of making out that i realize i just came inside her
>"hey, you know i came inside right?'
>"yea?"
>"uh, aren't you gonna get pregnant"
>"holy shit!"

she didnt get pregant, but it was a scary time

Missed a golden opportunity there tuff guy. Ya should have grabbed your confidence by the balls and sat down next to her! Faggot!

Kekles

So yes. You're a newfag.

lets see those nudes

what is plan b

>Be 17 still a little drunk fucking grillfriend first thing in the morning
>In her mums comfy assed bed as she was out of town for the night
>Pull out pro by this stage and hate using condoms
>Feel a huge load building
>Yank my dick out
>She starts to finish me off with her mouth
>Hnnnnnggggggg
>Immediately realise somethings not right
>Gf runs to bathroom and I notice in the partial darkness that everythings really wet
>Realise i just pissed in my girlfriends mouth and all over the bed
>Quickly start tearing off bed clothes ackwardly trying to explain myself
>Flip the matress
>Ohshit its starting to seep through to the other side
>Cunning plan comes to mind

Mfw i threw almost a litre of cider in an attempt to cover it up.

I left shortly after, her mum bought a new matress and we broke up the following month

>be me
>16
>in highschool
>dating this girl
>asks me to come over one night
>got the house to herself
>fuck yeah sex
>I go over
>she says she wants to fuck
>we do
>we lay naked on the lounge room floor cuddling
>I ask if she wants to go again
>she says yeah
>mid way through she wants me to cum on her face
>sure babe I got you
>we fuck 2 more times in varying positions
>I leave because her family will be home early next morning
>following morning I get a phone call
>my gf is crying
>literally hysterical
>what the fucks happened I ask
>she tells me her parents had spy cams around the house to keep an eye on her
>there was one in the lounge room
>it caught us fucking
>4 times we fucked and it was recorded
>her dad has gone mental
>kicked her out of the house
>she stays with me for a bit but we break up a few months later
>still doesn't talk to her parents
>last time I seen her she's 21 and has 4 kids and is pretty fucked up

kek if true, what did her parents say?

>Be 17 yo virgin sperg
>Meet 9/10 half-chinese girl in a bar
>She has the IQ of a mango and the personality of a parking meter but is all over me
>Make out for an hour
>She invites me to her house
>Go up to her bedroom, she takes her top and bra off
>thisisit.jpeg
>Make out some more, motorboat her tits
>Realise I have to take the mother of all leaks (just got out of the bar)
>Take leak, come back. She lies there with her pants off
>Say's 'thought I'd help you out' while biting her lip
>Get back in bed, make out and fondle her tits and belly some more. DO EXACTLY NOTHING MORE
>Leave an hour later, went home and played custom maps in warcraft3
>Wake up next day and bonk my head into the wall so loud my dad yelled at me to stop it
>my fucking face when
>didn't lose v-card untill 5 years later

Autism is some serious shit

You lie. I was in similar situation. I was so hard, I could have rammed rivets in aluminum siding. She was tighter than a mouse's ear but OMFG I FUCKED HER, pink dolls and all. I was like a lawn sprinkler in that room.

>16
>she stays with me for a bit but we break up a few months later
>last time i seen her shes 21 and has 4 kids and is pretty fucked up

4 kids in a little over 4 years if she was the same age as you if not she was a child. Chances are one of those kids are yours or this story is bullshit, im going with the latter faggot

eh, can't blame a nigger from trying

Checked and fuck you

>be 15
>ex gf comes over for super bowl
>she's super horny
>broke up with last guy she was dating
>snows like crazy
>snowed in she stays over
>we laying on the couch
>she pulls out my dick
>No warning immediately crams dick inside her
>How did she get her pants off so fast?
>after three whole rides up and down I bust
>fill her up so good
>she was 5'2 and 60 pounds
>pick her up and press her to the wall
>put her on the washing machine and fuck her as washing machine goes
>cat keeps jumping up I knock him off
>ex gf starts getting real short of breath
>damn I must be good
>she passes out
>I run to figure out what's going on I call her sister
>mfw she is deadly allergic to cats
>mfw I didn't know
>mfw I have no face

your family has either a high tolerance for pain or the skin on your knees isn't thick enough

is a virgin, already knows he can't have kids. ok user, sure.