Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Alice2 claimed

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Yay lewd

Also tali claimed

I posted that by accident, I swear!

Something something music link here for something... Yeah...

Good night

If you know what you're doing, you might be able to fix most of the bodywork yourself tbh. Worst comes to worse, get a donor car that's the same color and swap over the parts to make it look like it never happened. At most, you'd still have to hammer out some of the damage underneath, maybe cut and weld some new bits of the chassis on from the donor if shit's really bad. I dunno, just a thought

Unfortunately, yes, the current title of the vehicle is a salvage title, but that's fairly common on these old things. Once the bulk of the engine rebuild was done, I was still able to get insured seeing as it was technically a "rebuilt" car or something along those lines.

Where's the watermelon?

I could literally care less
>post all the lewds

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
L-lewd
Hello tali

In your ass.

Oh now you notice me senpai

still here

Have another

Don't play games with me, i always notice you
>wew
Now that's lewd
Guess I'll return the favor

>faps

Not the past few threads ive seen you and even said hello one and you ignored me

youtube.com/watch?v=7q9v8yhrFbQ

Well shit. Now the real question is how did it end up there in the first place without me knowing?

How are you?

Huh...
So that's what she looks like with the helmet off.

I personally like this one the best
>these are all concept art because the canon was bullshit.

I would've noticed if you said hi.
I've also been falling asleep mid thread the last few days so that might have something to do with it.

>Donor car
If I do that, I'm turning this into the donor car!
Like I said though, I'll try and make it so it can still be driven and such, and then pass it onto my nephew in due time. There's no reason it shouldn't be able to stay insured under the condition it's in now.
>Me doing bodywork
I'll... uhh, bug my dad about that.

Hmmm, fair enough. I see A LOT of salvage titles on CL when looking for older cars, but I suppose that's more the inherent nature of them being cheap as dirt, so the smallest stuff gives them it.

Excuses but your new lewds are making up for it

...

the one with the sexy accent

>implying i would ignore you

But ypu did senpai but you did

youtube.com/watch?v=kM_ZXFhkLdE
Is anybody even listening to these or no?

Ehhhhh....
The first one gives off more of a "cute, but badass" kinda vibe while remaining fairly close to humanoid and I prefer that over "ayylien lmao" any day.
>that's more the inherent nature of them being cheap as dirt, so the smallest stuff gives them it.
This. Fucking this.
CA seems to be a bit worse about throwing around salvage titles, but old cheap cars always get them fairly easily. Even some newer cars like 350Z's are getting them for minor damage from what I've seen. Usually it's not a huge issue, but sometimes it can make insurance suck depending on who you go through.

The doctor is in

The alien fact is why i like her though. That and dem eyes

I never did, you ignored me. I never saw a hello from you.

But i posted it. If you didnt see it just means you didnt deliberately ignore me you passively did.

I didn't ignore you at all if i never even saw it

That means your subconscious did the ignoring

youtube.com/watch?v=4K_xUXAWu8Y

To each their own then, I guess.

It means i was tired and fell asleep.

But ypu continued posting to other people

When? I do not recall. The only time I do not reply is when i fall asleep. Perhaps you're the one ignoring me.

>implying I dont try to make you blush every single time

Yeah, I gotta give some credit here. You do have a bit of a tendency to not notice/reply to certain posts directed at you.

You've done it to me a few times IIRC.


Anyways, I'm falling asleep here too. Goodnight /waifu/

I honestly don't care tbh. Its just been a source of conversation

>there's a 'girls of ____' thread for your state
>but you know there's never nudes of anybody you know
>but you know the people you know are most likely to be there
>what gives
pic related

Also freshman year of high school there was this lol xD rawr so random chick who wouldn't stop flirting with me. She was cute but I didn't smash even though I had the chance. She and this other dude were caught fucking several times in the courtyard. Kinky shit. Felt like I missed out, because kinky shit is my thing. Come to find out she's totally batshit insane now, more than she was earlier. Dodged a bullet with my penis. Feels good.

Minanon claimed.

that is a lot to take in.

>try
Key word
Thank you and good night
You probably just wanted lewds

You the same guy Zero/Akula/Tverdyy Zmeya/Miia friended a while ago? Oh, and I'm back for a little while.
-Miia

Hey sometimes it works some times you go to sleep.
>well who wouldnt want them?

^
Sup Forums ist too reliable any more

Go big or go home, right?
Also is the Watamote manga any good?
I watched the anime a bit ago in a fit of rare weebiness.

It's only now clicking in my head WHY there's so many seemingly fine cars with a salvage title... man I'm dumb.
>350Zs
Really? How fucking expensive are its parts?!

Anyways, Night Karme!

Clementine has arrived

...

i dont understand the question but there was a miaa user on skype or steam i forget.
I guess so. Its pretty short but I still enjoy it. new chapter here in a few days

Megurine LUka

Lotta lewd ITT

>Tfw no santa lewds of your waifu

>Short
Just the way I like my weeb shit, fam.
You don't happen to be the same Tomoko poster from March/April, do you?
You always seemed pretty cool, but you were hella reserved.

I'd tread these compliment waters carefully if i were you, i may go to sleep if i feel they're too much.
Festive lewds are the best lewds
I can be lewder if you want

there was 2 then really me and texas

Well thats no fun

I was and still am on both, I just go by Zero now.
-Miia

How lewd can you go?

Someones never seen Overlord.
Thats not lewd for Clementine buddy.

I see.
Welp, whoever you are, nice to meet ya (again, possibly!)

>did someone say lewd?

Fun for me
How lewd do you need me?
>wew

ah ok then. hi.
there was an user that posted a lot of pictures that all had win in the title but i think that was a different waifu

My previous phone died, only recoverable images of Miia were 2 lewd ones...
-Miia

I meani like the lewd
Maximum lewdverload

Sleeping is fun for you?

Wanna add me on Skype again?
-Miia

Love all my 2hu's

But Weiss is best.

Shiragami.
Different waifu, same person.
Nice to meet ya again, for sure this time.
>There's only one winner
>And it's me

Lewd is good.

>lewd is good
Never a truer statement

Claimed

sure if you so desire.
oh cool. how is the winning thing going?

Soon enough
>
If it means i can't blush for you then yes.

search direwolf21g and look for the zero

But i like it when you blush. It makes me feel special...

>How is the winning thing going?
Arguably better than it was before.
You doin' any better?

Now look, family, I love the lewd as much as anyone else but I see this building up to RP really fast and I'm gonna have to ask you all to stop before I call the fucking waifu police.

just sort of doing the usual things.

Too bad, i don't like to blush so you won't be seeing any
I would never let it go that far, don't worry

>tfw you find your waifu doing the one finger censor selfie
i love pixiv

You're always so vague, friend.
I hope good times come your way, if they aren't there already.

>don't worry
I'm putting my trust in you.

What are you talking about
Post
I demand lewds

Agreeing with Post lewds
Your trust is well put

r u sure bout dat

i get that a lot. thanks you too
do people actually do that?

Goodnight

Positive, post more
Nighty night tali.

night

I'm making cup noodles, sadly they're beef flavor.

Yes actually, started on channels with someone posting a picture like it.
だが断る

people do weird things.

...

you all deserve to be crucified.

...

Thanks mate, love you too.

wai u do this to sachi

What's that supposed to mean?

>trying to be productive
>internet connection fails
fuck my life it's only midnight
This is a sign, isn't it?
Goodnight, /waifu/

Reason for lack of 'win' in filename is posting from mobile

night

>what is moon
>what is google
at least try to read it
gnite paint

>implying I'm smart
I tried google, it just translated to however, refusing
I'm dumb, how many times must i say it

google translate can only accurately translate single words.

It was an attempt, i never said it was a good one

google it was a joke, you can't really translate nip without at least knowing hiragana