Give me your theories

Give me your theories

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People are retarded and think their flawed memory is more reliable than documented reality.

I think memories are more maliable than the space time continuum

It's just a common misinterpretation that delusional retards have formed conspiracy theories over, though the simulation hypothesis is still plausible.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I just researched this, and holy fuck

>mfw

research the kalergi plan, you shitlords

This doesn't even look right

brb going to go and research this

explain

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nice foot

Except they're the Berenstein Bears and we were there!

Like, I remember Pikachu with a small black tip on his tail. I REALLY remember this

when the fuck was fruit loops changed to froot loops??? holy heck help

Same fuck

>and we were there!
You may have been, but I wasn't. I remember -stain being funny. Plus hearing it said on TV.

I remember it spelled "Jiffy"

I distinctly rememberhaving hot grillfriend and being fucking buff and now I am single and obese and total loser... Fucking Mandela effect

No

I have returned and determined with irrefutable certainty that OP is a genuine faggot

>HURRRR DURRRR WE IN MATREX AND ROBOT IS CHANGE PIKACHUS TAIL AND RENAME BRAND OF CEREAL BECAUSE IS SUPER IMPORTANT HURRRRR

Its probably a psychological thing that happened, I'm aware of that. But it is a neat theory

This is likely because his ears have the black tip, and his tail has 2 colours, brown and yellow, and this change might make your memory think it had the black tip, but it's just confused

>getting this mad about a simple psychological phenomenon

That was the Jiffy Lube

Yeah yeah, go back to your basement and write up another poem about how the whole world is against you while jerking your microdick to "WHITE GENOCIDE PORN" aka "CUCKOLD", faggots

Why doesn't the Mandala effect ever put way more money in my bank account than I remember having?

This. Whilst it's a thing, it's in fact more interesting to research it's HISTORY.

I.E: Understanding who and why and how etc...

It's always the same story, sorry. Don't let yourself be bamboozled. The concept, and the Truth are as old as time itself. It's nothing new.

And I remember ".gif" pronunciation arguments between "say the letters or say it like the peanut butter"

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ok you got me with the second half, but not the poem thing

If the universe/reality changed, you'd have no idea that it had. It's a stupid conspiritard theory

You talk about conspiracy theories sif they're a bad thing

What
the
actuary
fuck

I used to draw pikachu ALL the time, and the black on his ears and tail is something I always made a point of drawing and remember it vividly

Haha I liked the part where you combined conspiracy and retard to imply that people who think up these things are retards. It was very clever and original.

I could swear that this end with "Of the world"
youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

Yeah I remember "febreeze" not "febreze" febreze looks retarded

I like you.

nearly all of them are stupid and only idiots believe them

Sorry but I'm not gay.

that pun stinks

That is the dumbest fucking shit ever.

Her entire theory rests around "observations" of shit like the fact that a certain percentage of people think the Berastain bears (or whatever the fuck it was spelt) were the Berenstein bears or that a certain percentage of people think there are 51 or 52 states instead of 50.

In other words, that some people are fucking stupid or just don't give a shit.

But no, to her this is "evidence" of an alternative universe that is fucking with out heads. After all, how could so many people come to have such "erroneous" memories or opinions independently of each other?

Well, for the berensteen bears one, see what I just did? IT'S CAUSE WE JUST FUCKING PRONOUNCED IT AS KIDS!

What, you think we went back as adults and read how it was actually spelt? IT WAS A FUCKING CHILDREN'S BEDTIME STORY!

(OoOoOoO, he said *IT*, not *THEY*... alternate universe oOoOOoOoOoo)

and the creator of the compression format settled the argument

if you expect clever and original Sup Forums really isnt for you

This

You probably were thinking of the shorter edit which plays on the radio a lot, watch 1:10 onward, it usually cuts out there which is why you think it ends like that

Thanks, and yes someone that believes these kinds of things has to be pretty stupid. But I think you missed the point, which wasn't the word conspiritard

You're probably confusing it and mixing it with skippy.

Nope, you are just thinking of 2:26

Man i sure love Gurassic Park.

Yep. I hear it on the radio everyday, listen to classic rock station, and made a point to notice it after learning about mandela effect. It does indeed end on "of the world" on the radio.

Your opinion is shit and you know nothing about conspiracy theories lol.

Neither.

>if the universe/reality changed you'd have no idea it had
>people who have never heard of the Mandela effect don't know about the changes, they're just living life like as if it was normal
You're an idiot

I almost fell for this bullshit the first time I read about it. But then I remembered all the times I drew him growing up and never once did I give him a black tail. And all the stuffed toys I had that had no black on the tail, and how I distinctly remembered the yellow tail always being present.

Then I stopped trusting all these Mandella stories. And that's when it hit me. The Mandella effect is to see how much of the population you can get to form false memories by subtle public coercion. Recent publications indicate how easy it is to do and how many people fall for it.

This isn't people trying to figure out their conflicting memories, this is the psychological equivalent of when San Francisco was used to text biological warfare without notifying the inhabitants in the 1950s.

Im not even the person you're talking to, but you're wrong... I think you'd find it's the other way around.

>Jiffy
That's because you pronounced it Jiffy, as a kid people called it Jiffy. Same with the Berenstein bears.

Simple fucking explanations to a stupid fucking non-theory.

Your reasoning skills are shit and you know nothing about reality lol.

You remember it that way because pichu had that before evolving

>Didn't deny not knowing anything about conspiracy theories.
Sorry user, this oldfag knows better.

I think its worse if the mandela effect is complete bullshit.

How many of your cherished memories from childhood and your past, is completely fucking made up and NEVER EVEN HAPPENED.

Holy shit.

Jiffy is a brand of baking mix. I know this because I bought and baked some Jiffy corn muffins today.

Exactly.

Mom:
>Do you want skip or jiffy?
Kid:
>JIFFY!

See what I did there, too? Skip is actually skippy, but I remember people calling it skip and calling Jif Jiffy. Alternative universe?

My name is Jeffrey and people call me Jeff, I knew a guy named Bryce and people called him Brycie. Alternate universe?

you just have shit tier memory from all the marijuana you inject noob.

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I remember when they were called .gif and not .webm

okay, i hereby declare that i do know something about conspiracy theories.

Because you remember Jiffy Pop popcorn, you stoned shithead.

Xis user didn't say it, xe declared it.

lost

It's not about how important it is, retard. If facts about the universe as we know them can change... That's VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT.

And the movie.

Shazam, with the comedian Sinbad. I remember this movie.
It never existed.

And no I'm not confusing it with Kazam with Shaq.

SAME WTF, is it actually Fabreze? I'm SURE it was Fabreeze!

No, that was popcorn, bro. Jiffy Pop

Your shitty memory doesnt proves the universe retroactively changes itself

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>Your shitty memory
You're an idiot, and you either haven't read about this or understood it.

That thousands of other people share.

Ask 10,000 people if they remember Berenstein or Berenstain.

Most will tell you the first. But the second is actually the "official" spelling, and always has been, supposedly. How could MOST people remember something wrong in the exact same way?

If it were just "shitty memory" we'd have people going "No, it's BerenSTONE, No, it's BEARNSTANE, No, it's Bear'n'Stuffs!" Not >50% of people all saying the exact same "incorrect" spelling.

The dude just answered himself, most people don't know if the universe changed because they just living their lives not focusing on small shit, some people do see small differences, the others choose not believe the people who do see the small differences. If one "conspiracy theory" is proven not to just be a theory than many other theories can be possible, so people would be scared and in denial

>How could MOST people remember something wrong in the exact same way

Because stein is a common ending to a name, nobody has a name ending in stain. So we are conditioned to think stein.

Huh....... I remember a conversation at a video rental with the cashier if I should get Shazam or Kazam and holding both VHS tapes. He explained one had Sinbad and one had Shaq. I chose Shaq because I hated Sinbad from that stupid show he was on before Xena.

How the fuck does my brain fuck up that much and retain a memory like that?

I think that the way people think change your opinion on something.

>Berenstein or Berenstain
theyll say berenstein just because names ending in -stein are very common compared to ending in -stain

you know its Berenstein because thats the writers last name right?
not because they are jewish bears.

Except if that were the case, your teachers/parents would have all been correcting you when you said it "wrong" in class. That would be very memorable... but no one fucking ever mentions that happening in conversations about this. In fact, I remember our librarain reading us this book in first grade, and she said BerenSTEIN. Did the professional librarian read the word wrong, dozens of times to us? Unfuckinglikely.

It's not Berenstein, it's Berenstain. Look it up, fagboat.

or maybe the teachers/parents mostly thought it was berenstein too?
because its a really simple mix up and like said before names with stein are a million times more common

yeah, you actually are... faggot

CERN is real. What they are doing is kind of fucked up. They shouldn't be messing around with dark matter, we're here on earth for a reason, to be kept away from shit like dark matter, black holes, meteors and other shit. Sure we get a few comets and meteors, but for the most part we are safe. CERN is fucking shit up and need to be stopped

Professional educators, misreading/mispronouncing a fairly simple word the MAJORITY of the time? Goddamn, you denialists are REALLY fucking grasping at straws here.

whats simpler?
a bunch of people making a simple lingual mistake ?
Or the universe changes its past but doesnt change your mind/memories just to fuck with you?

That's the problem. You wouldn't mix up a memory like that no matter how retarded you are.

I also remember N&S.Korea lower on the coast by Vietnam.

Not in the bumfuck middle of the Chinese coastline and never attached to Russia.

Look on Youtube Mandela Effect map changes. It's fucked up.

listen to my nigga ova here, dey be messin with reality yo, we need to riot

This didn't trick me because I masturbate to Pikachu a lot so I vividly remember every detail

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Kessler effect

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Enjoy anons

I'd wager everyone can find something in this image that makes them think "Oh shit, I remembered it differently".

And some of you will go "guess I was mistaken"

And some of you will go "guess this alternate universe I've entered is mistaken."

>documented Reality
You know it's real because man done studied it

You can't /thread your own post you fucking faggot

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>And some of you will go "guess this alternate universe I've entered is mistaken."

Essentially that's how all conspiracy theories work, people never realize how dumb they actually are.