Ask Omnipotent user anything, and He will respond

Ask Omnipotent user anything, and He will respond.

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Why can't I get I get a girlfriend?

I know why I can't, I'm just seeing if you know.

What's this from?

I forget, go to the website at the bottom. It's about a dude with a magic dick.

You can, user. You lack confidence. You believe you will fail, and therefore you do. Also, your standards are too high.

will I ever get back with my ex who I love more than anything but we broke up because of distance and she now has a new bf? :( :( :(

Nope. Never EVER.

Are you Satan?

how do I know if you're the OP who is omnipotent?

what's my favorite color?

I'm not. Not good either.
I took some hallucination drugs a week ago and have been in a deep meditative state ever since. When someone asks me a question, I think long and hard on the answer and it appears to me. Waiting for my powerball numbers to be correct as we speak.

Green.

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no, you fucking retarded scammer. You arent omnipotent at all.

ITS RED NOT GREEN.

Will I knock boots with Angela

No you will not.

You say red, but in reality, in your minds eye, it is green. It has always been green. Green is the color of nature, of creativity. It's the color of adventure, while being nice and calming it could also have a certain spunk to it

Will the new Alien movie suck?

Will I ride into the gates of Valhalla shiny and chrome?

is the military the future for me

No, it will be received like SWe7 was.

No, you'll become a stock broker you fucking fag.

Yeah man, honor and glory will be found there, as well as brotherhood.

Will SJW's/PC disappear as time moves forward and forgets them, or are we fucked harder every year?

While America will become more Republican, the SJW movement will grow stronger. Video games won't be affected by it as much anymore tho.

fuck god dammit, do i atleast work out of my house and not were a suit?

i hope you're OP
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where do I live?