Does Sup Forums know any movies that will get my wife wet...

does Sup Forums know any movies that will get my wife wet. i see a good opportunity coming up to get her slightly drunk and watch a movie with no kids around. any suggestions?

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the episode of game of thrones where danerys fucks drogo cowgirl.
Works every time

ice age

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Don't let the movie do your fucking job man. Just watch Die Hard and put in some effort ffs.

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Is she dumb ?
>50 shades of grey

Is she a weeb and/or open minded ?
>In the Realm of the Senses

I remember thad Don Jon worked for both my ex (she liked Joseph Gordon-Levitt and thought that I look like him) and my GF.

So, describe your wife and her tastes.

first do we get to see that woman in the movie cause i watched the movie like 4 time and i don't have memory of that woman.

thanks bro for the input. i will look into in the realm of the senses

shes not 12

I was going to say die hard 3, so you can sound fancy saying how it actually is a pretty good movie, they manage to capture some of that die hard one magic with jermey irons and the desprate lack of tools they have running around NY, and dont get me started with Samuel Jackson, he was great.

girls love fancy movie critiques of action movies, especially if you talk all the way through it.

Yes we do.
Not groovy, man. Not groovy at all.

How about you learn how to get a woman wet without being autistic

man its not about a movie doing my job. sitting and watching the movie is part of the effort you retard. you obviously have no fucking clue

>honey, you got REAAAAL ugly

You have to get your wife drunk and put on a sensual movie to fuck her?

Black Swan. Mila Kunis goes down on Natalie Portman, and it's fucking hot. Girls love lesbo sexual tension, and this one actually delivers pretty well.

I'm half tempted to give you THE answer, but so far you've been bitchy about most of them.

Black Sails
Is a series though

Cruel Intentions

Black Swan
An unsettling but weirdly sexy movie

Shrek 3

Are you legit can't?

no but after 10 years and a few kids it makes it more interesting. actually we fuck all the time. thanks for asking

Pokemon: The first movie

this is great. i did not know that my 2 fav. female actors went down on each other. gold.

Schindler's List.

but if she were, that would definitely get her wet

Alright. You want THE movie? I'll give you THE movie.
Boom. If she isn't feeling all romantic and in the mood after this, somethings wrong with her.

Dallaa buyers club, Phillipelphia or Kids.

The Exorcist.... when that bitch wags her tongue in the bedroom... oh fuuuck. Will get any bitch wet
swear on me dad

>Organize Babysitter
>Expect her home, Grab her and take her without a word
>Works everytime for me (10th yr and kids)
>If youre not a fucking pleb and can afford a little treat (nothing too fancy, it will distract her), your success rate will increase.

>asking autistic and edgy Sup Forumstards how to make a woman wet
>getting mad when you get insulted
>not knowing how to turn on someone you've been married to and had kids with

dude what

what movie is this?

Homeward bound or Ernest scared stupid

Looks like The Princess Bride

dude what the fuck. im not mad. the insults were just shit and not very well thought out. Sup Forums can do better.

Damn. Disappointed.
Never heard of The Princess Bride?

You're the clueless one here. If "sitting watching a movie" is part of the effort getting her hot, you're simply doing it wrong.

As I said, put on die hard, enjoy a movie together and let the rest happen the way it does between lovers.

Alternatively, put on a porno.

Thank you. At least one user here has good taste.

no. but thanks for the suggestion. i'll be sure to look into it.

Hey Op if you can't get your wife wet anymore, then she's getting real dick on the side. Sorry.

youtube.com/watch?v=tUqP3xva__I

You have to get your wife slightly drunk and watching something that'll get her wet for sex? LOLOLOLOL

You do that. It's a fucking classic with something for everyone. Romance, Humor, Action, Adventure, Thrills, Danger... If it doesn't work, then something is wrong with her. That's THE movie.

mate not everyone likes die hard. grow up.

This was my ex's favorite movie. I don't know if it got her in the fucking mood, but she was always willing to fuck at all times

alright im convinced!

False, my ex had a high sex drive and was wet like never before during her 3 months of cheating.

the Nimphomaniac

Then watch any movie you do like. Hell, I'm just trying to say, it really doesn't matter what movie you watch.

i see your point but i never said i couldnt get her wet. i never said we dont fuck. you people just make shit up as you please.

It was the other guys cum faggot

Yeah, but with how romantic it is, tell me it isn't an obvious choice. Right?

Good man. Thank me later.

For the last few years, a few movies have come out that have tried to combine sci-fi and chick flicks.

Some have even managed to do an ok job at it.

>The Time Traveler's Wife
>The Adjustment Bureau
>Jupiter Ascending

Now some of the alpha anons on here will say that these movies are shit. But it's because they're essentially chick-flicks.

I mean, come on, Channing Tatum as a sky skating wolf-man? It's got gushing written all over it.

The Skin I Live In (Pedro Almodovar)

everything from Pedro Almodovar actually

Then why are you asking us you stupid cunt.

Maybe but at least I'm still alive, they both died in a car accident because she was driving.

Invite her to cuckbook group

/groups/everlastingylyl/

no, i disagree. it does matter. thats why that make movies in different genres. they make you feel different things. just like every other form of art.

First two were cool.... Jupiter was a snooze fest....

because i want her to enjoy a fucking movie and the fuck me..

gg ez. Good on ya mate. Did you cut the brake lines?

>Adjustment Bureau
I didn't honestly realize how much of a chick flick this was the first time around. It's a pretty decent movie. You might like it, too.

>Jupiter Ascending
Blatant chick flick. Exactly what you said. It plays off the "oh but YOU are the only girl in the world who" trope. The visuals are fantastic. The story was pretty generic and kinda shit, in my opinion, but I got through it alone. It's watchable.

Good advice, user.

Beta cuck just let her enjoy her side man, you enjoy your gay movie though.

How bout Beauty and the Beast starring Maisie Willies?

>pic related

Make her suck upon the dick of a thousand dogs.
Many a riled canine.

I wish but she outsmarted me it seems.

fuck, one off
just let me fuck your wife, k?

what are you, 12 years old?

How does it end.

betacuckfiretruck

You keep using that word...

Ever gotten a boner off a sculpture then? Horniness isn't a feeling, it's an effect that can be created by any type of feeling.

That's why there's love sex, hate sex, break-up sex, make-up sex and many more types of sex.

Totally, but that does't change the fact that your chick gets real dick from a non-movie fag

Wrong!

Checked

this tbh

Only Lovers Left Alive
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It's a movie about sexy vampires. Very slow paced, some would even say boring. But it's a movie about sexy vampires.

Is this the one with tits

Drive

thanatomorphose

Lethal weapon 6

Goosebumps

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Rape her

i ahve one that i garuntee will work. A Serbian Film. me and my gf watch it every few months because there is so much going on that the story keeps us both interested and it gave us some good ideas for fucking. its eastern european so if your not into foriegn films its hard to get into but i promise you its worth it. give it 15 minutes and your hooked. fucking within an hour.

I think Bev D gets her tits out in Vacation and European Vacation.

hey sounds interesting. ?

If you really want to get her wet... Fuck the movie and get front row tix to Gallagher show!

Show her this pathetic thread you made asking a bunch of fags for movie advice for getting your wife wet cause you're too much of a loser to do anything yourself :^)

top kek

Your essentially looking for a risqué film with subtle nudity and sex scenes.

50 shades ruined it for my wife as it's about bad acting teens with a bondage fetish which unless she likes that kind of thing then it's a waste.


There a bit old but super vixen and ultra vixen are softcore but no storyline.

Game of throne worked her up sometimes which was fun.

It's called 9/11

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dude it's honestly amazing. im not going to say its the best movie ever made, but for your purposes it will definitely get you to where you want. i've only been able to find it in torents though.

dude you sound so tough but then ruin it by using ":^)" not so scary bro.

Show us the torrent or your butthole

Thanks, did you wanna suck me off or did that face kill your boner?

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this it?

i can do both?

gimme a second