Give a superpower and others will give a downside to it.
>Telekinesis
Give a superpower and others will give a downside to it
Only attracts things towards you, and they get an insane amount of acceleration very fast, you're not capable of controlling the acceleration.
Flight
You cannot control how fast you go, and your perception doesn't improve giving you an almost 100% chance of becoming a human pancake.
>The ability to die instantly
Only when you don't want to die
>"x-ray" vision
But only 1 foot off the ground
meaning I'll never get to use the power?
Your eyes now give everyone including yourself cancer, and you can never turn it off.
Blind
Yea
Aquaman
you suck at everything.
Can't swim
You are literally made of water and cannot hold your form, enjoy being my bath water.
Loose virginity
all people within 20 feet radius becomes annoyed at me
to an animal
Always anal
and the animal is on top
the ability to make people's dicks fall off
you end up annoying everybody and become president of the US
including your own
>>the ability to heal people
you have to suck them first
Power to change probability - like now its gonna be 100% that I hit a shot or can fly.
they them attatch themselves to your forehead
Only white people
>dog whisperer
every healing costs one foreskin
not being able to heal the people you care about.
can only heal sjw's
Mute
you have to eat the dicks
The ability to change into an animal
>>only white people
i dont see a problem there
only tapeworm
permanent
you have to suck one animal of that species' dick first
only a tapir
>nt see a proble
only into a goat, in iran
50% chance of the complete opposite happening
you are always uncertain of how much probability you changed
>being immune to disease
The ability to breathe fire
Never a bird
10/10
by being dead.
See 2 towers? Must hit 'em.
aw. that makes me sad.
you're still very contagious to others, even with diseases that usually aren't
Can't open mouth
It happens every time you breathe
the ability to play any musical instrument flawlessly
Skin is hypersensitive to heat
>power to fall asleep on demand
Because any disease you contract immediately redirects to your most loved one
shit fire too
you have to study for 15 years before you can get this ability
>>super strenght
You have no hands
Your lungs aren't fireproof and using the power painfully kills you
Time travel
>ower to fall asleep on
never wake up
>>power to die at will
Will also uncontrollably fall asleep too
Your deaf so you'll never hear it yourself
anyone can demand it
The ability to read minds.
You're a retarded savant who cannot do anything else.
Only on someone else's demand
>power to read minds
only applied to the muscles in your ears
Can't turn it off, always reading everyones mind at max volume
You can read peoples' mind
Every time you use it, it makes your dick become 200 micrometers smaller.
>THE ABILITY TO shit GOLD
you must travel to the year 800 and lick a leper every time you use it, then you get to move on
You can get dubs whenever you want on Sup Forums
Comes out in square blocks
>ability to convince anyone you're right
Only in amounts the size of a brick
getting a free iphone 7
>gold razor blades only
only when you share a prison cell with a rapist
the gold is molten
>you have to own an iphone 7
Broken
>is broken
can only go forwards or backwards 1 second, once per year
can't ever wash yourself
But never with the issues you want to be right with
>Teleporting
Superior race dies off
>Power to have lucid dreams
Need 99 mage
Only can dream of horrors
makes loud fart noise whenever you use it
That's still kinda cool
Your dreams will affect you as if they were real
But only useless thoughts, like the weather to cold atm, and did I feed the cat?
awake
Coma
>The ability to effortlessly seduce anyone instantly.
you merge with the place you teleport to, killing you unless you teleport into a vaccuum
You can cure any disease
Vivid imagination
I shall now become one with 4checks servers
for everyone you want to seduce, a really buff rapey dude is also seduced
That only you have
>buy massive vacuum cleaner
>???
>profit