Give a superpower and others will give a downside to it

Give a superpower and others will give a downside to it.
>Telekinesis

Only attracts things towards you, and they get an insane amount of acceleration very fast, you're not capable of controlling the acceleration.

Flight

You cannot control how fast you go, and your perception doesn't improve giving you an almost 100% chance of becoming a human pancake.

>The ability to die instantly

Only when you don't want to die

>"x-ray" vision

But only 1 foot off the ground

meaning I'll never get to use the power?

Your eyes now give everyone including yourself cancer, and you can never turn it off.

Blind

Yea

Aquaman

you suck at everything.

Can't swim

You are literally made of water and cannot hold your form, enjoy being my bath water.

Loose virginity

all people within 20 feet radius becomes annoyed at me

to an animal

Always anal

and the animal is on top

the ability to make people's dicks fall off

you end up annoying everybody and become president of the US

including your own

>>the ability to heal people

you have to suck them first

Power to change probability - like now its gonna be 100% that I hit a shot or can fly.

they them attatch themselves to your forehead

Only white people
>dog whisperer

every healing costs one foreskin

not being able to heal the people you care about.

can only heal sjw's

Mute

you have to eat the dicks

The ability to change into an animal

>>only white people

i dont see a problem there

only tapeworm

permanent

you have to suck one animal of that species' dick first

only a tapir

>nt see a proble
only into a goat, in iran

50% chance of the complete opposite happening

you are always uncertain of how much probability you changed


>being immune to disease

The ability to breathe fire

Never a bird

10/10

by being dead.

See 2 towers? Must hit 'em.

aw. that makes me sad.

you're still very contagious to others, even with diseases that usually aren't

Can't open mouth

It happens every time you breathe

the ability to play any musical instrument flawlessly

Skin is hypersensitive to heat
>power to fall asleep on demand

Because any disease you contract immediately redirects to your most loved one

shit fire too

you have to study for 15 years before you can get this ability


>>super strenght

You have no hands

Your lungs aren't fireproof and using the power painfully kills you

Time travel

>ower to fall asleep on
never wake up

>>power to die at will

Will also uncontrollably fall asleep too

Your deaf so you'll never hear it yourself

anyone can demand it

The ability to read minds.

You're a retarded savant who cannot do anything else.

Only on someone else's demand
>power to read minds

only applied to the muscles in your ears

Can't turn it off, always reading everyones mind at max volume

You can read peoples' mind

Every time you use it, it makes your dick become 200 micrometers smaller.

>THE ABILITY TO shit GOLD

you must travel to the year 800 and lick a leper every time you use it, then you get to move on

You can get dubs whenever you want on Sup Forums

Comes out in square blocks
>ability to convince anyone you're right

Only in amounts the size of a brick

getting a free iphone 7

>gold razor blades only

only when you share a prison cell with a rapist

the gold is molten

>you have to own an iphone 7

Broken

>is broken

can only go forwards or backwards 1 second, once per year

can't ever wash yourself

But never with the issues you want to be right with
>Teleporting

Superior race dies off

>Power to have lucid dreams

Need 99 mage

Only can dream of horrors

makes loud fart noise whenever you use it

That's still kinda cool

Your dreams will affect you as if they were real

But only useless thoughts, like the weather to cold atm, and did I feed the cat?

awake

Coma

>The ability to effortlessly seduce anyone instantly.

you merge with the place you teleport to, killing you unless you teleport into a vaccuum

You can cure any disease

Vivid imagination

I shall now become one with 4checks servers

for everyone you want to seduce, a really buff rapey dude is also seduced

That only you have

>buy massive vacuum cleaner
>???
>profit