Why does Jimmy Page look like a wise old Japanese man?

Why does Jimmy Page look like a wise old Japanese man?

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jimmy page is the most overrated guitarist of all time

Calling Jimmy Page a guitarist is an insult to anybody who put any effort into learning their instrument.

Why?

Calling Jimmy Page a guitar is an insult to anybody who put any effort into carving themselves into an ergonomically and aesthetically pleasing shape to be strung and amplified via either pickups or sound hole.

Can you elaborate

Guitar music sucks

He's just that bad. I guess when you learn one blues shape and play it as sloppy as possible, you can trick people into thinking you're a rock god.

>omg it's so sloppy and bad but it's meant to be (I think) so that's rock and roll MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

he looks like my golfing buddy

He's just that bad. I guess you are just a human being often pictured with or around guitars you can trick people into think you are a guitar.

>omg he's so fleshy and not a guitar but he's meant to be (I think) so that's a guitar MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

You suck.

Page is a really bad player, but he wrote great riffs.

>wrote

old fatty chinese woman
chinese grandma

name our band

Chink Douglas

please don't tell me ringo is wearing ringo shoes

Japman fatman and drummerman

why aren't you wearing them?

he totally stealed that look

Ringo and some other guys

two and half men

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Why wouldn't somebody where their own clothing? He's Ringo, so he wears Ringo shoes. Makes perfect sense to me.

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Go be unoriginal somewhere else.

>reddit humor
You have to go back.

>steals music from musicians
>steals appearance from japanese

I'll amplify YOUR soundhole

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>Why does Jimmy Page look like a wise old Japanese man
The stolen riffs of the bluesmen enhance his life force with a rejuvenating chi.

i like Jimmy Page and there's NOTHING you can do about it

i don't like dadrock but i enjoy the comfy-tier zeppelin
>youtube.com/watch?v=2YZ_lIpG1XQ

>being this pleb

top gear

fuck you for making me laugh.

It's the consistency of his white hair. That is all. Every photo of him young looks like a normal WHITE MALE.

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>muh hate anything popular edge
never change, Sup Forums

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