Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Yo, I'm good. You?

Sameji claim'd

Mine.

(Minanon)
If you do that, and become a philosoph, I'll find you and you win one free neckbreak

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Is there like an extra class or something helping you with that?
It always seemed pretty hard to me, preparing every single class.
Highschool seems shit to me, fucking hate teenagers
Hey Shiro
Coincidental you came on I just thought of you
Listened to the new J. Cole album yet?

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The need

I'm more proud of these seven new book shelves that i bought

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Mai Wafiu.

Yes

Evening Syndra

Why 7 new book shelves? Aren't those a bit too many?

カラミチーマス

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The Snyg

Best patch is here

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Deus Vult.

Yeah, for example I don't find the Age of Discovery all that exciting but it was still sorta fun.

Well yes, after all the classes are done a few history teachers stay behind and help out students that decided to stay back in the History classes, I usually stay behind just to learn as much as possible.

Powerpack. unce.

Hey faggot how about shitposting in a loli bread instead of here?

Winning girl Mina claimed.

Bored, as usual.

Can I take you up on that free neckbreak now?
>I get put out of my misery
>You don't have to deal with my philosophy later on

>loli Acerola
Not like this
Please
Just give me one normal pokewaifu claimer
Just one that's all I ask

That's honestly a really good picture.
I'm happy that exists.

My 47 booksmugs in my booksmugs account

Welcome back, Rikkanon.

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Never have enough bookshelves.
I cant even remember who made it.

Oh that's pretty sweet. Sounds like a chill college

Not yet, no. Although, that would be a win win situation. Get it?
I'll stop now
Do you suffer from depression?

Well... that's true, but 7 at once seem a bit overkill

>Yuuki, Minanon
Not much on my side. Didn't go to school today because I woke up at 10 AM, 5 hours later than I wake up. Watching YouTube now, thinking I'll play some Pokemon later.
How about you guys?
>WINry Rockbell Is A Shit Waifu.png
Incorrect.

Heya Mystery waifu!

Top tier waifu

So who else is excited for the Christmas Overwatch event??

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Yeah, another good thing is that the class I am in seems to be generally interested in History and allowed to me to make a few friends quickly.

Claiming the best

Same, I'm about to fall asleep at work and I just got here

>5 hours late
I woke up at 7am because I had a 10am final to study for

You dont own a lot of books, do you? They can be used for games too. Also small figures, most figures, displays and as storage.

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I was just looking at a battery and it started swelling up and getting hot in my hand

Oh nice, history students are generally pretty chill
Anyways I am off to play some games then sleep
Have a good night, Ave Maria!

Good night Yuno user.


I am also heading off, I have to finish a History project see ya later anons.

I don't own many books, but more than the average dickhead.

>Can be used for games too
Yeah no shit, where do you think my games and figurines are? I need another bookshelf, but not 7

I have a bit more than 40 books but much more games.

Enjoy yourself Crusade user.

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>Win-win situation
That was totally the joke I was going to make but I apparently forgot to type it before I moved on. Thanks for covering me, you the real MVP.
>Do you suffer from depression?
Nope. Well, maybe.
I get in heavy depressive states sometimes, but I'm not sure if that means anything.

>Play some Pokemon later
Do it do it do it do it do it
I've been doing alright.
Haven't picked up an instrument today, which isn't good considering we're now halfway through the day.

Also, you remember when Winry wasn't a shit waifu?
Haha, me neither.

How've ya been?

>I'm about to fall asleep at work and I just got here
Empathy O V E R L O A D
I feel for you, fam.

Pick up DnD or Pathfinder. You'll learn that there are never enough bookshelves.

I'm sure you did great on the final!
I'm doing an Emerald Nuzlocke right now.
Winry is kind, and can take care of herself and you.

I either need to eat something or drink a ton of mtn dew, this is getting bad haha

No problem.

>well maybe
error; do not compute

>I get heavy depressive states sometimes
It depends. Is there a trigger for those things? Did you stress yourself too much? Someone important to you who you lost? Lost your job? Job hunting?
All those things can trigger a depressive episode but usually you get out of it.
But if there is no trigger, I'd recommend talking with a counselor.

404 friends not found

I feel really good about it! I have two more on Friday and I'm DONE.

Get some friends. Look for a Pathfinder/DnD group. Meet up with other people. Play online with Roll20.

If it would be that easy...
I'll try to find a group once I moved out and don't have to travel 3 hours back and forth.
I don't think playing online has the same charme to it. It's like playing Monster Hunter online. It's fun, but when you can also shittalk your friends while hunting monsters it's much more fun.

>Nuzlocke
>Only one Pokemon from each route
I'm so sorry you're setting yourself up to never be a Pokemon master.
But also, Emerald is a sick game and good on you for choosing an A+ PKMN game, brother.

>did you stress yourself too much?
I don't know.
Sometimes I think I might be always stressed, but then there's no normal baseline to compare it to, and I think maybe I'm just fine and I'm being a little bitch.
Other than that I'm worried there isn't a trigger, but that's okay. It's never anything too bad. I've been in worse spots before and I've discovered shit about myself that'll keep me from doing anything stupid later on.

Nice. My finals are next week.
I currently only have one Pokemon (Mudkip). Well, my dead Poochyena doesn't count. I'm at the first gym right now.
I have it so it's only the first encounter on a route, not just one catch per route.

Maybe you should try to say fuck it and ignore everything besides yourself at least once in a week?
Well... you saying you discovered shit about yourself that'll keep you from doing anything stupid later on is basically saying "it was horrible during that time, but now I'm okay and it won't get horrible again". I wouldn't trust that.
Is one of those depressive episodes why you didn't come to waifu?

Once the Elite 4 are done you can catch em all. I did a single pokemon challenge on LeafGreen. Shiro named my Charmander BITCHWHORE.
Ill agree with the fact that you can shittalk. My last Pathfinder session got nothing done because we were in maximum shittalk mode. We did skip the one before, so we had to make up for it.
First encounter is a true Nuzlocke. You should try MADkip. Only Mudkip. Only HMs. No evolution.

Really? That seems really late.

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And that's the week I go on winter break too. Oh well, I don't make the rules, and I'm sure high school is different from college.
Oh BITCHWHORE. He was a good Charmander.
>MADkip
Sure, sounds good.

More you learn, more you earn

The digi-sword

Best frenemy too

Needs more smugs

Well, as long as you had fun, I don't see a problem with that.

>MADkip
that's mad... I mean, I remember beating the elite 4 with a charizard level 100 but... well, it had 2 evolutions.

>one pokemon from each route MAX
I'm still incredibly sorry you're setting yourself up to never be a Pokemon master.
Also
>Choosing Mudkip
I guess you don't have a choice when Roxanne will tear you apart if you pick a Torchic and have like only one other pokemon to back you up.
>The only other alternative is literally a monotype gecko
>Just a fucking gecko

No, it sort of means I found something I'm really passionate about. I have something to channel my everything into when nothing else seems to work. I'm a winner, after all.

I also just didn't come to waifu because I had other things on my plate, and had to prioritize.

>Being able to name your pokemon that
Ah yes, the good ol' days
Now I can't even name my Cubone 'Boner', as is tradition.

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Hmm... well then. For some reason it sounds like you want to hide something, but I'm not one to pry.

As long as you're okay, everything's alright.

Why can't you name your Cubone Boner?

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Yeah..we get like 4 full weeks off from school.

The Snyg

I get 2.

>Something to hide
Nah I just don't like talking about myself this much; it comes across as narcissistic.
I'm a musician, is all, and I hang on to that at least, if I'm ever in a bad spot. That's what being an artist is all about, fam.

Also ya can't name your Pokemon obscenities anymore so that way some eight year-old kid doesn't end up getting wonder-traded a Torchic named Spicy Cock.

Everything you say hints at you being a high-school senior.

That's hardly a break!

He still is. Helped me take down the scourge that was DIO.
It is possible. Just very hard.
And it was fun... just that we have a knack for doing shit the DM doesnt expect. Like getting ready for a dinner party my spending 3 IRL hours shopping. Only for the cleric who was the one asking all the questions to go 'Whoops, I didnt need to do that, I have a hat that changes my clothes to whatever the hell I want!'
Its a noble tradition that Game Freak doesnt like anymore.

>dad has to barricade the dogger down the side of the house for a while
>hes just making staffy noises outside my window because hes a whiner
Holy hell, dog.

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Who wants to climb to Nirvana with me?

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It's good enough for me.
And by only Mudkip, you mean no other Pokemon in the party, right?
I'm not.

fuck off mai

>whiny dogs
I actually have a soft spot for whiny/generally vocal pups even though most people find them annoying.
I think that's part of the reason why Basset Hounds are my favorite.

This site.
I like this site.

Don't worry Shironon it'll be our secret ;)


Nah I'm just fuckin' w/ you, friend

Well, I like to listen to other peoples stories though.
Also, it is a dumb stigma that talking about yourself seems narcisstic. When someone asks you about yourself, it's because they're interested in you, not because they want to tell you "lol, narcisst"
Well, that's great! Did I ask you what kind of music you plan to make?

Hmm... makes sense is still kinda sad... I mean, I'm also sad that I can't name my rival anymore... but considering Silver was the last dickhead rival it's no fun anymore either

Yeah, still hard is hard. Overleveling is your friend.

Your cleric is a bitch. I like him.

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I love this site, I go on this journey every year.
This pic is from April 2015.

Correct. Mudkip is your HM slave.
Hes a big softie, but his whines are legendary. Its been said he sounds like a deranged monkey.
Hes a literal Jew. His god is the god of merchants and trade.

>dads trying to tell the dogger to be quiet
That will never work.

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Fair enough, I miss long summer breaks haha

Oh jeez. I think I'll do that after this Nuzlocke.
Okay.

Yuuuuukiiiiiiiiiii
Hello ghost

Hello anyone

Hah, nice. Another reason to like him.

What is up Tali??

Come over.

At the dmv again...
Hello red eyes

Evening Tali. How have you been?

Not a ghost.

I'm outta here for now, guys.
Good talkin' to you.

Ill know in a little bit. Im trying a different and hopefully less retarded DMV.
You look like a ghost

Claimed.

Again? Why?

See ya later.

Because the one in my town is fucking retarded and gay.

Ill need to find my Ruby to try it. I may have an Emerald sitting around though.
Hes also king of facepalms because our sorceror is a fire-obsessed child.
>oh, a super powerful sorceror just showed up?
>lets fly into the middle of a hostile force and demand some answers from him
>that 10 foot tall half dragon half regenerating monstrosity doesnt matter

The doctor is in, good afternoon all.

>Not Rem
good choice

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Aren't you ripping that title off someone else?