The last thing you ate is what you have to eat for the rest of your life.
How fucked are you?
The last thing you ate is what you have to eat for the rest of your life
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love him.
doritos tacos. im happy with this
Sausage roll... Not even Greggs... Fucking Morrisons sausage rolls.
Peanut butter & jelly with a glass of juice...I'm aight I think? I'll be peanut buttered to death though
>white cheddar mac and cheese
alright
3 musketeers for life
yeah me and my friends get blazed and watch him review food, I hate those other food faggots though, like that fatass dayum drops or that other faggot with the glasses
Big Mac and French fries forever?!?!
Cold mcdicks fries
Not fucked at all. I just ate a hash brown from McDonald's.
Hot dog
Feelsokay.jpg
Guess im going healthy
spaghetti and meatballs.
hell yeah mayne. ill get fat as fuck but still
yeah most are fucking horrible terrible cancer trashcan cunts.
I love this guy tho youtube.com
hes so fuckin adorable...
chicken strip
Pizza and Chicken wings?
Set for life.
R.i.p
Poutine pizza. Yep, I'm good
ew
i swear they fuckin turn into sand in the middle
Shawerma :3
cauliflower soup
delicious and healthy
so basically shitty fucking dominos chicken cucks
Pierogies and sour cream. I'm happy but I'll never shit again.
seamen
...
You spelled semen wrong, fagtard. Everyone point and laugh.
Poached eggs on toast. I'll be fine.
Bread pull aparts. That's not so bad.
or mabye I like eating dead sailors
GRAHAM CRACKAZ BECH
eggs, bacon, and vodka
Could be worse
Fair enough
Duritos...like a true champ.
Schlozky's delhi turky bacon club sandwich.
>im good
Beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.
I'm gonna forever have the shits.
smegma
im going to live good and well
>züricher art
Jesus Christ Sup Forumsros eat a salad once in a while, will ya? I can hear your ventricles struggling from here.
Brisket and hot links with okra aND green beans. I win the internets
no, small vaginas will grow over your body, and your bizeps is going to shrink aswell
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Beef stroganoff, fuck yeah
Spaghetti bolognese which was 10/10. Wish I would've had some salad with it though.
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lmfao I clicked that and immediately thought fuck this dumbass, then I watched the cheeto review and subbed him lmfao, hes so fucking obliviously retarded I love it
Nabiyaki udon
Foodstuff of Gods.
Looks like i'll be eating Lasagna Bolognese for the rest of my life, I don't see a problem with this.
Does beer count? guess I'm going to be drunk the rest of my life,awesome.
man I always get 2 beefy nacho loaded grillers and fire sauce and I'm basically good on lunch, sand in the beef be damned
which I heard somewhere the beef is like 1% beef and like 50% corn or some shit and the rest is silica? I think which is basically sand
Pizza
I can't stop eating meat but I try and eat a ton of veggies, literally cannot go 1 day without eating some form of meat, it is really weird
also sugar, fuckin hell, I try to stay around 24g of sugar which is hard as shit since sugar is in everything
im skinny, but being 24, ive seen so many of my friends get fat as shit from shitty eating habits
Mixed fruit and a malta...
So do i get vegan powers?
Some sort of homemade pie with carrots, tomatoes, sliced beef, mushrooms, courgettes and cheese, with jasmin rice.
It would get boring, but I won't die.
You'd be amazed what the FDA lets them serve us.
Filet mignon, bloody, 2 shrimp, mixed vegetables and garlic smoked mashed potatoes. I'm good. I don't have to pay right?
Minced turkey Stir-fry on top of brown rice, with a side of plant enzymes and probiotics. I'm on a cleanse
true, i love french fries but apparently deep frying them causes cancer because it mutates the potatos dna or some shit
Sirloin steak,baked potato and Mac and cheese...I'm good
>He thinks a lack of willpower/forced quirk is "really wierd"
Taco truck tacos
Yeah boooooooooi
you know cleanses are bullshit right? yo body cleanses itself mostly... I could be wrong though, so probably shouldn't use such strong wording lmao
YOU TELL ME
no problem...roast beef sammy
Greasy tacos, fuck
I'll be shitting my brains out for the rest of my life
steamed cheese burger and onion rings. sounds good just asking for me to get fat.
a p p l e c r u m b l e
just went down on my girlfriend...yipee
hey man, what should I replace meat with that wont kill me? Should I go flexatarian or something? I'm not going to cut out meat because humans are omnivores not herbivores and need certain nutrients from meat protein
not eating mealworms either lel
It's the vegetable oil that's gonna kill you. it's full of polyunsaturated fats. Polyunsaturated fats are highly unstable. They oxidize . These oxidized fats cause inflammation and mutation in cells. That oxidation is linked to all sorts of issues from cancer to heart disease etc..
Double cheeseburger and fries. I'm ok with it
Pizza hutt. I'm going to shit myself to death.
Banana. meh.
A Reuben and some curly fries, could be worse
Turkey & Corned Beef Sandwich
(Kosher, of course)
Cole Slaw
Fries
Coke
I'm good
Chicken. Whatever.
Loaded Nachos. I am so fucking happy.
Baked brie with almond honey toppings and toasted baguette.
I can live with that.
Eggs, toast and an apple. Could be far worse. Eggs are awesome.
A turkey sandwich with swiss cheese and buffalo mayo. I could do worse.
You're gonna be the first to die nigger
Pizza and mac n cheese. I can deal with this.
Taquitos.
>tfw I've already been on a diet of this daily for 3/4ths of a year already and am losing weight
Stop being a dickhead.
It's cheese on toast. You're stuck with cheese on toast.
If your body is healthy and all the systems are working as they should, then yes. But if one of those systems (digestive, endocrine, lymphatic for example) are compromised. No Bueno.
I choose to see a naturopath--I have nothing against doctors--and this cleanse is just part of the regime that she put me on.
Bacon and spinash
yogurt
This was my lunch
Flavored?
Obviously it's cheese on toast, but a very specific kind.
Brie + toasted bread doesn't mean it "ackshually means American cheese and toasted white bread."
Dry toast
If you weren't trying to show off with your poncyness you'd have a much better option.
Cheese on toast would give you your brie baguette. You could have also had a cheddar chiabatta or any other cheese on any other bread.
But nope, you're a cunt and you're going to get super bored.
chicken fillet, not mad at all
But the last thing he ate WASN'T a cheddar ciabatta. That wouldn't make any sense for him to eat something that wasn't the last thing he ate.
user, you're not very good at following premises, are you?
Homemade maple bbq sauce steak sandwich with lettuce bacon and marble cheese on cibata
Eh could have been worse
Zaxby's chicken fingers. I'm good.
hmmm I could believe that, welp I dont eat fast food hardly ever so hopefully I'm good
a shitty banquet frozen meatloaf meal
Word, well hopefully it works for ya mang
Thank you, for not being retarded.
Forgot to check his autism at the door.