How do you ruin someones marriage, Sup Forums?

how do you ruin someones marriage, Sup Forums?

Rape

be a woman

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no can do, possibly something more elaborate

Losing the rings

start fucking her husband and turn him gay. Bonus points if you can get her to catch him at the gloryhole sucking pole

how'd they hurt you user?

God fucking damnit

Just add water.

landlady is fat fucking cunt. lets her kids run around screaming all day. I politely asked her to calm them down just for a moment so I could study and she turned the argument 180000 degrees and blamed me for being up late (23-24, i wake up early) talking loudly. One day she knocked on my door and went full retard over me using up all the hot water. I had just come home from lecture.

Im moving out after christmas. want to do something cool for once

Realisitcally? Fuck with their sleeping patterns

how?

surly just bring up old arguments?
or find cracks where they disagree, e.g kids, vaccines, religion, etc.

Post their info on Sup Forums

Play loud moaning videos on youtube. She'll think its potn. I've done this at work to liven things up a bit.

Become an hero!

I was thinking of something like buying used panties online and putting them somewhere in their house, as they dont always lock their doors

This but with dry cum on them

fuck the guys wife,video tape it.then post it on a webpage like pornhub

Well he's technically right
Gotta give him that

make a fake online date profile for one of them

I mean, why not just play porn?

I dont speak to them regularly, how would i inform the other about it?

How? they would know it was coming from me

Well, are they staying together because they actually love each other? or is it because they've got kids and it's just easier for them to keep doing what they're doing?
>Panties might ruin the first, but it's going to take more effort than you're willing to put in to ruin the second

Just suck your step-dad's dick and film it.

no one could ever love that fat cow, looks like i have to aim for the second

Used condom in her/his car. Hint at having seen them in driveway with someone you didn't recognize.
Dirty thong planted in his car.
Fake profile and send him/her random nudes to email. Plant the seeds of doubt.

Get one of their emails
get a set of nudes(either gender)
send nudes to aforementioned email
include details you could only know by having been in their house.
Allude to all sorts of deviant sex acts being done in house
Watch the fireworks

Run the profile yourself, talk someone into coming over when you know the person who you made the profile for is out but the other is in.

You'd have to overcome a shitload of inertia. My brother was married to a woman who sounds similar, and it took about... 3 years of misery (after the first year or two, when romantic love stops) for him to pack his fucking bags.
You could fuck with their car if it's old enough - car trouble sucks (just make damn sure there are no cameras).

you should try atleast one of these dumb ideas, what you got to lose?

Just wait.

Theresa O'Brian (847) 602 4532

Just call and say that his husband is gay and you are his lover or something.

Fill out subscription cards to gay magazines in his name.
Wait for mailman
Profit

Not your personal army faggot.

That is too obvious, that is kekable but in prank format.
OP should pay a postitute and make her visit his house when everyone is there and claim some why didnt you called me after that night