ITT: Bad descriptions of games and we have to guess what it is.
>wake up
>wife takes kid to school
>blammyblammy.jpeg
>wife is kill
>kid is gone
>work for bad guy
ITT: Bad descriptions of games and we have to guess what it is
Pokemon Red
Pac-Man?
>wake up on an island
>Forever alone
>am god
So damn close
Minecraft
fallout 4
You won
Link's Awakening
the getaway
game sucks
>local hero thinks he is an ape
>Everyone will be robots
>Start game, place down units and let you team know where they are going, start, all your units are killed by arty fags and then helifags rush your spawn
> be kid
> break out
> join brother
> go stealing
> They were all dead.
> The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point.
What is that??? Max Payne?
>get out of bus
>I;m in the middle of the desert
>random hobo charges at me
>Fukushima
>Fight mutants
>Find yourself
Sounds like Getaway
> crash plane
> go underwater
> people on drugs everywhere
> also a lot of small kids + big robots
>Get attacked
>Fight ayy
>Reach space station
>Fight more ayy
>Reach control room
>Gotta find the captain
>Find robot
>Gotta find the keys to this ship
>Find key
>Siri says no
>Gotta trust Siri this time
>Find captain
>He's an ayy
>Kill him
>Go to original ship
>Do some stuff
>Fly away
>Robot still alive
borderlands?
Bioshock
Never played it
...
Bioshock too easy
yep
HOLA
I forgot how well it was written. I want to replay it now.
>be me
>born in Italy
>move to America illegally
>get into stealing things
>i'm not black
>go to prison
>beat up the guy that tries to rape me
>spice meatbal
>kill my manager
end
>Be a fatass
>Everything is dark
>You're haunted by some kind of spirits
>Spirits try to kill you at all cost
>Run away from them like the pussy bitch you are
>walk right
>trip over grass
>die
>get framed for killing of someone you're protecting
>meet mysterious magic man
>magic man gives you magic
>carry out assassinations on the people who framed you
More specific?
>on train
>train explode
>kill man who make train explode
Dishonored
Dishonored.
Pac Man
>get shot
>wake up
>hi doctor
>who shot me?
>either go north or east & around
>its dangerous directly north
HOLA 1?
abraham lincoln vampire hunter
New Vegas
every generic "horror" game nowadays?
Fallout New Vegas, fucking easy
Cod mw
that was quick nice job!
CPU
>barracks in 2 turns
Human
>barracks in 5 turns
mafia2?
Yep! Nice.
Civ 5/6
Axiom Verge?
Deus Ex?
Mrs. Skeletal gives deadly SUCC to mole. You have to revive him by BLOWing him.
>Protag is a girl that can transform into a light spaceship
>NES Game
>Has double lightsaber that predates darth maul
>You have to blow up a planet
correct
Beeeetle, he's as bad as can and he knowwwwwws he's the best!
>be me
>driving to eat
>Big order
>be adopted
>have magic ghost powers
>adoptive parents abandon you
>join the army
>murder the arab president
>become homeless
>deliver baby
>save the world from evil ghosts
>magician makes you build a portal
>all for science
>wake up in new world
>foreveralone.png
Yep
Meh close enough
No
Nope. If you need a hint, let me know.
It's POORLY described video games. That's pretty damn accurate.
san andreas
> Wake up as guy
> Everyone calls you guy
> Not really guy after all
> You are guy
GTA:SA
Nope
>swim up out of pool
>vines reach up trying to grab you
>SLOWLY walk to the right
>some black boar-like creature follows you
right!
>be a nigger
>work with italians
>entire game realize that italians aren't really white
>rob things
such is life in the bayou
Uncharted 4
Don't starve?
jodie's bizarre adventure
>hipster girls
>time magic
>tornadoes
>suicide
>Mean Girls 2: Electric Boogaloo
Yep
Mafia 3
> Never played it
> Seen 1 trailer
>fall asleep
>wake up 10000 years later
>retarded robot guides you around
>spend 10 minutes making a city
>destroy it with mods that crash the game
>terrible graphics
borderlands 2
Right!
Metroid
uhh soma?
correct
life ist strange
too easy, uncharted 4
Correct!
>wake up in world with someone who teaches you how to make stuff
>kill hell monsters
>kill cthulu's half-brother
Ding ding ding
>punch tree
>get wood
I chuckeled as i remembered the conversation between the fat guy(it's so long ago that i played this that i forgot his name) and the guy at burgershot
simcity?
sims
Life is strange
negative
> mfw
> Very popular famous game
> No one will get
Pls dont remind me
Portal 2 ?
any simcity
Get hired by space guy
Do missions for space guy but u don't like space guy
Why u did things for space Guy??
cod.
easy as shit
>wake up
>everything past 24 hrs my fault sry
>killem
>WIN
>family is taken hostage
>have to complete missions for sherif
>bears can kill
>treason
Minecraft
In what fucking game did Samus used a dual lightsaber and morphed into a spaceship
>controll Cities / ppl
>topgraphix.iso
>get blue car
>chess at intro
>> trapped and chases by the undead
>> only 4 ways to stop them but only for a shot time
>> at least i have yummy fruit