ITT: Bad descriptions of games and we have to guess what it is

ITT: Bad descriptions of games and we have to guess what it is.
>wake up
>wife takes kid to school
>blammyblammy.jpeg
>wife is kill
>kid is gone
>work for bad guy

Pokemon Red

Pac-Man?

>wake up on an island
>Forever alone
>am god

So damn close

Minecraft

fallout 4

You won

Link's Awakening

the getaway
game sucks

>local hero thinks he is an ape
>Everyone will be robots

>Start game, place down units and let you team know where they are going, start, all your units are killed by arty fags and then helifags rush your spawn

> be kid
> break out
> join brother
> go stealing

> They were all dead.
> The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point.

What is that??? Max Payne?

>get out of bus
>I;m in the middle of the desert
>random hobo charges at me

>Fukushima
>Fight mutants
>Find yourself

Sounds like Getaway

> crash plane
> go underwater
> people on drugs everywhere
> also a lot of small kids + big robots

>Get attacked
>Fight ayy
>Reach space station
>Fight more ayy
>Reach control room
>Gotta find the captain
>Find robot
>Gotta find the keys to this ship
>Find key
>Siri says no
>Gotta trust Siri this time
>Find captain
>He's an ayy
>Kill him
>Go to original ship
>Do some stuff
>Fly away

>Robot still alive

borderlands?

Bioshock

Never played it

...

Bioshock too easy

yep

HOLA

I forgot how well it was written. I want to replay it now.

>be me
>born in Italy
>move to America illegally
>get into stealing things
>i'm not black
>go to prison
>beat up the guy that tries to rape me
>spice meatbal
>kill my manager
end

>Be a fatass
>Everything is dark
>You're haunted by some kind of spirits
>Spirits try to kill you at all cost
>Run away from them like the pussy bitch you are

>walk right
>trip over grass
>die

>get framed for killing of someone you're protecting
>meet mysterious magic man
>magic man gives you magic
>carry out assassinations on the people who framed you

More specific?

>on train
>train explode
>kill man who make train explode

Dishonored

Dishonored.

Pac Man

>get shot
>wake up
>hi doctor
>who shot me?
>either go north or east & around
>its dangerous directly north

HOLA 1?

abraham lincoln vampire hunter

New Vegas

every generic "horror" game nowadays?

Fallout New Vegas, fucking easy

Cod mw

that was quick nice job!

CPU
>barracks in 2 turns
Human
>barracks in 5 turns

mafia2?

Yep! Nice.

Civ 5/6

Axiom Verge?

Deus Ex?

Mrs. Skeletal gives deadly SUCC to mole. You have to revive him by BLOWing him.

>Protag is a girl that can transform into a light spaceship
>NES Game
>Has double lightsaber that predates darth maul
>You have to blow up a planet

correct

Beeeetle, he's as bad as can and he knowwwwwws he's the best!

>be me
>driving to eat
>Big order

>be adopted
>have magic ghost powers
>adoptive parents abandon you
>join the army
>murder the arab president
>become homeless
>deliver baby
>save the world from evil ghosts

>magician makes you build a portal
>all for science
>wake up in new world
>foreveralone.png

Yep

Meh close enough

No

Nope. If you need a hint, let me know.

It's POORLY described video games. That's pretty damn accurate.

san andreas

> Wake up as guy
> Everyone calls you guy
> Not really guy after all
> You are guy

GTA:SA

Nope

>swim up out of pool
>vines reach up trying to grab you
>SLOWLY walk to the right
>some black boar-like creature follows you

right!

>be a nigger
>work with italians
>entire game realize that italians aren't really white
>rob things
such is life in the bayou

Uncharted 4

Don't starve?

jodie's bizarre adventure

>hipster girls
>time magic
>tornadoes
>suicide
>Mean Girls 2: Electric Boogaloo

Yep

Mafia 3

> Never played it
> Seen 1 trailer

>fall asleep
>wake up 10000 years later
>retarded robot guides you around

>spend 10 minutes making a city
>destroy it with mods that crash the game
>terrible graphics

borderlands 2

Right!

Metroid

uhh soma?

correct

life ist strange

too easy, uncharted 4

Correct!

>wake up in world with someone who teaches you how to make stuff
>kill hell monsters
>kill cthulu's half-brother

Ding ding ding

>punch tree
>get wood

I chuckeled as i remembered the conversation between the fat guy(it's so long ago that i played this that i forgot his name) and the guy at burgershot

simcity?

sims

Life is strange

negative

> mfw
> Very popular famous game
> No one will get

Pls dont remind me

Portal 2 ?

any simcity

Get hired by space guy
Do missions for space guy but u don't like space guy
Why u did things for space Guy??

cod.
easy as shit

>wake up
>everything past 24 hrs my fault sry
>killem
>WIN

>family is taken hostage
>have to complete missions for sherif
>bears can kill
>treason

Minecraft

In what fucking game did Samus used a dual lightsaber and morphed into a spaceship

>controll Cities / ppl
>topgraphix.iso
>get blue car
>chess at intro

>> trapped and chases by the undead
>> only 4 ways to stop them but only for a shot time
>> at least i have yummy fruit