Whats a 3 step plan to getting a girlfriend ?

whats a 3 step plan to getting a girlfriend ?

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get a dick did
be rich
get gf

>meet a girl
>talk to girl
>?????
>profit???

Be attractive
Be attractive
Dont be ugly

>Step 1: Get a gun
>Step 2: Put the end of the barrel in your mouth
>Step 3: Pull the trigger

Bam, you got a girlfriend. Worked in "Fight Club."

>Talk to multiple girls
>ask them on dates
>u have a gf after a few months

not that hard

Get money
Get Car
Go clubbing

Get her number

Hangout

Ask her out.


>this is literally it

1 . go
2. offline
3. now

>be somewhat attractive
>have at least one similar interest
>fuck that bitch

1. Get off Sup Forums.
2. Stop jerking off.
3. Go outside.

ez spoiler

Easy mode:
Be attractive
Be confident
Be rich

>> talk to girl you want
>> show dick about 2 days in to show you want her (helps if you have 8" dick like me)
>> if you keep talking after shes okay with your dick you can eventually ask her out once you catch feelings for her

BONUS TIME: IF SHE LIKES YOU COCK BUT YOU DONT LOVE HER PLAY THE HARD TO GET GAME AND SHE WILL BE CRAVING YOUR COCK

1. Grow the fuck up
2. Get rich
3. Drive a nice car

you're doing it wrong

sauce

>Get off of Sup Forums permanently
>Buy clothes that fit and cut your hair nice
>Spend time out getting rejected until you figure out how to make friends and attract people
>???
>Profit

1. Confidence
2. Money
3. Good looks

rohypnol
rope
basement

>step1
girls are attracted to masculinity naturally,
so do 100 push ups

>step2

hygiene, dont stink like a fucking asshat
reaking like cologne wont help you either

>step3 confidence

be yourself , no one wants to be around a self loathing looser

profit.

>Go to party
>Kidnap girl
>Stockholm Syndrome

Step 1 steal her underwear
Step 2 ???
Step 3 profit

This

should work

>Get Fit
>Get Rich
>Get Famous

theres just one really
get a dick that tastes like chocolate and cums money

Be funny.
Be charming.
Be attractive.

>1. Give sauce
>2. Give sauce
>3. Give sauce

why do you people want girlfriends? why don't you want to learn how to find and involve yourselves in sexual relationships (casual sex). its a lot easier and if you're not a total pussy as if not more rewarding

>Literally no reason to have a gf in 2016

Get job
Get own place out of basement
Go out and meet real people.

I can literally tell by your post that you're like 16

SAUCE THE GIRL
PLEASEE

How to get a gf if you're a socially awkward beta:
>1. Wait until college
>2. Have good personal hygiene
>3. Don't dress like a faggot (no fedoras, no capes and no fucking mlp shirts)
>4. Go to parties where there are girls
>5. Drink between one and two drinks no more or less
>6. Make eye contact with girls you find attractive and smile
>7. If she smiles back approach her and introduce yourself
>8. Don't act creepy just talk to her like a normal person (a good ice breaker is "what's your major?")
>9. If things click ask her to go somewhere quiet so you can talk
>10. When you're alone make your move

Leave your basement
???
Get GF

>be desirable
Nobody wants to date anyone with more issues than they have
>be confident
The whole point of getting a partner is cause its something you want. So put yourself out there
>accept failure
Your autistic ass might fuckup with the first 100 chics you talk to but those interactions gove you experience on where you are going wrong.
100 chics are creeped out by your "figurine" collection maybe there is a good reason.

1. Think of your perfect gf.
2. Ask what kind of guy she wants to date.
3. Work hard to become that guy/the best version of yourself.

>implying that Sup Forums isn't entirely populated by high schoolers

>a lie

>be sober and try to rape drunk girls

whew...

>asking the most normie board here how to get a gf
Ask somewhere more autistic like one of the blue boards. They'll have better advice than
>i dunno, it just comes naturally :^)

Step 1 : Be Attractive
Step 2 : Be Smart
Step 3 : Have decent job that pays well

>Get her number
>Number

Spotted the old retard

aside from the rate me threads I do have trouble sometimes thinking anyone here is older than 20

>believe in reincarnation
>kill yourself
>come back as less of a faggot

Ava Hardy

just b ursefl fam

1. meet nice girl
2. lit her house on fire when shes asleep
3. rescue her out of the fire

1. Get out of your comfort zone
2. Talk to people
3.Make friends
A girl will come naturally after that

Worked for me.

But then again, I am on b, so I could be even less of a faggot.

>meet girl
>talk to girl
>don't be a fowbloa

I wonder how old you are

Real answer: get into a position of power. I.e. finance, law, medicine, etc.. Yeah generally those also involve wealth and women def crave the money, but they crave the respect, power, and overall admiration those professions come with. I'm a skinny fuck, average looking, typical gamer Sup Forums tard. Once I graduated law school and became an attorney it was too easy. Mentioned I was an attorney on Tinder and matched with pretty much everyone. Esp women in their 20s/ late 20s. The kind of stability a career like that brings gets their maternity instincts going like mad.

get money
fuck bithces

>no response

by God I was right

>have money
>have more money
>be sad but laid

really thats all it takes!!!! Maybe the 6 year path to becoming a lawyer will be useful for something. I guess pre-law student doesnt have the same ring

>ask a girl out
>do not persist if rejected
>repeat

Protip: do not spill spaghetti all over the place.

>become taxi driver
>Drive people around until you get a hot grill
>ask out
>take her to a porno
>win her back by killing mobsters to save a child prostitutes

bonus points if you have blacks

Don't listen to any of these virgins. This is the system you wanna follow

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>get a dick did
instructions unclear. how do i get a dick did? pls halp

so basically i'll die alone because i look like a bitch and lack confidence..eh maybe imma find some closet lesbian that likes to chain me to the sink or some femdom shit

so many permavirgins ITT

1. Shower
2. Cut your hair
3. Brush your teeth

thank me later, autismos

step 1: Reach towards her.
step 2: purse lips.
step 3: grab her by the pussy.

i have two one steps... much easier

1) take a bucket of glitter, pour on on yourself and stand in the sun. they come running.

1) grow a pair and talk to them

i like you man

>Just be yourself and enjoy whatever you do
>Girl comes up to you
>Date girl if you like her

Worked for me at least. I stopped looking for a girlfriend and then one day a girl came up and asked me out. I got to know her and really liked her and now she's my girlfriend. She said she liked how funny I was so maybe try that or just be a fun person to be around.

In that order.

I was fat in high school and not very outgoing and now I have a qt gf in uni who is honestly too good looking for me. It'll work, user.

Why can't girls be like guys and just fuck everything that moves? Why do they need my money/confidence when my dick is just enough? I mean I never look at a girl's personality (would look only if I wanted a real relationship but fuck that I don't have the patience)
>inb4 virgin inb4 mysoginist
I'm just speaking my mind bruh

She called Steph?

No, but she actually has a younger sister named "Steph." That's funny.

Take care of yourself i.e. bathing brushing workout
Talk to random people about anything, social skills are skills and have to be practiced
Don't set the bar too high. Obviously have standards but don't reach for the stars, chances are you're not that much of a catch either.

or alternatively
be rich
be rich
don't be poor

post good morning b why haven't u killed urself today literally every single day

peasants are so salty

11. Learn how to count to fucking three.

1. Let her give you your first bj before your first kiss.
2. Date her for 1.5 years.
3. She dumps you and fucks your friend.

the idea that anybody would want to be with me, miss me, love me or want me is so unreal

Ouch, dry

don't.
?????
one gets interested anyway.

>meet girl
>u wan fug?
>fug too good for her not to want it again

yeah, i know, right?!

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This works as well. Especially if you're working on self improvement, then next thing you know...qts will start trying give talk to you.

How old are you, user(s)?

This is such good relationship advice that we should be taught it in school.

>Improve yourself to the standards you want

26...

i'm 27

Why does she have a portal in her vagina? Everytime he trusts, his dick comes out of his ass.

SAUCE FAGGOTS

>join Marines
>meet sexy Navy chick
>fuck in a thorn bush.
And now we're married

grow the fuck up and find someone just about as socially awkward as you.

this faggot got married

Nice can i meet your sis?

>>meet sexy Navy chick
You'd sooner meet 2D.

1) Get/have a job. You need money to make a relationship work.

2) improve your image. Go to the gym, dress nicer, get a hair cut, trim your beard, pluck your eye brows.

3) find your avenue for meeting chicks. If you can chat chicks up, try local events. Otherwise, use online dating.

Give up
Do whatever you want
It'll happen

Hey man, think what you will. The world is full of possibilities.