Literal 5'8.5 based master race checking in. The absolute perfect height for a man. If you want to get swole as fuck, this is the height, lads. See our current Mr. Olympia Phil Heath for a prime example. Or how about BASED gains lord Lex Fitness with his aesthetic perfection? Pic related.
Anyone taller than me is a lanklet who will never fill out their frame properly. Poor muscle insertions--too much bone, not enough meat. You'll never have the swole 3d photoshop look without pinning tons and tons of gear. Even with steroids, you'll probably never catch up to natty genetic specimens like Lex Fitness.
Turbo manlets below me will never have a shot at banging the hot women that the mighty manlets pull on the daily. Women love tall men, even if you're "only" 5'8.5 that's still well above average compared to the height of women who aren't ladyboys. As long as you're taller than the women you bang, you're good to go. Hell, with lifts I'm even taller than the 5'10 models I bang.
Christopher Brown
K
Kevin Flores
Yeah, cool.
Robert Jenkins
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Liam Bailey
for some reason he doesn't look very strong
Nicholas Evans
I'm 5'9" 1/2. Am I too tall or should I start working out? How should I start?
Carson Myers
I hope in fucks name that this is bait and that there is no one as retarded as you are
Liam Russell
I kek'd. Now go do your homework kid.
Wyatt Reed
Lol. What a cute little guy. I just want to pat him on the top of his head and tell him everything will be alright.
James Nelson
> islamic beard > tatoo > midget
no thank you
Jaxson Roberts
>5'8.5 >.5
LMAO M A O
Christian Wright
He'd break you in half and so would I. Get the fuck out, little boy. You're trick or treating at the wrong door.
Excuse me? I have two black belts and am a former competitive powerlifter. Maybe you'd like to retract your statement now, before it's too late.
Alexander White
All this height shit is bullshit. I see short guys with hot girls all the time. Guys who aren't loaded and just average looking. Tall or short just act like a damn man and you'll get girls.
Gavin Cook
If you're below 5'10 you literally might as well kill yourself.
If you're below 6' you're a manlet and NEED to be swole as fuck in order to stand a chance in life. You're borderline subhuman.
If you're 6'1-6'3 you've lucked out.
If you're over 6'3 odds are you look out of proportion and weird, but there are exceptions.
Jonathan Garcia
Manlet. K
Isaiah Moore
5'8 IS short
Jackson Ramirez
holy shit I'm 5'8.5" myself. I have broad shoulders, huge thighs, beautiful calves, broad feet, broad jaws, broad forehead, a hook nose
I am literally a greek ideal
Joseph Cook
No, I think he looks kinda small actually.
Something isn't right here... what's going on why is he smaller than the fat guy who does nothing?
Julian White
Not all of us live in greenland
Nolan Diaz
ITT: Midgets performing mental gymnastics for our entertainment.
Kevin Scott
>"Anyone taller than me is a lanklet"
>anyone genetically superior then me isn't as good as me.
6'1" with perfect body weight and muscle ratio here. I'll get you a stepstool.
Charles Jones
how much that in cm?
Jack Peterson
Greenland isn't even on the fucking map, you itsy-bitsy excuse of a man
Jaxson Perez
Braun Strowman in WWE right now is 6ft 10 and he's fucking hench as fuck, and doesn't look weirdly out of proportion.
Christian Jackson
6'2" Absolute fucking master race, and women know it too
Anything below 6 ft, unless you have a decent money/job, you're pretty much fucked for life
Feelsgoodbro. God tier height here
>yfw grills will check me out before you based on height alone
Adrian Jones
no worries, friend! enjoy your low center of gravity and let me know if you need anything high up.
Anthony Bell
6ft on the nose here. Fat as fuck by my standards lol. I want to get to 230 as my personal goal.
Luke Roberts
6'1 170lbs.
Ayden Robinson
also helps that im relatively fit and strong.
fucking love all the sluts drooling over my shit because of my height, while their sometimes better looking friendzoned faggot manlet friends look on in complete awe
Brody Myers
I agree with this but your numbers are way off. 5'8.5 is the height of the master race. 5'6 is turbo manlet tier. It's better to be too tall than too short but 6'2 is pushing it. Most guys that height are dyel skellies.
t. turbo manlet
Someone must be bitter. How does it feel standing only 5'7", subhuman genetic waste?
Say that to my face, not online. See what happens. Fucker.
Samuel Scott
wow talk about a short man overcompensating LUL
Jacob Ortiz
I'm 5'3", someone please end my suffering
Xavier Gutierrez
How does it feel to know that no matter how huge you get, statistically you'll still get passed over for a promotion by a 50 year old fatass 6'2" motherfucker?
Colton Morgan
That's a problem, I'd need double the rope to hang you.
Benjamin Fisher
>Say that to my face, not online. See what happens. Fucker.
Easton Russell
Why would you need double?
William Rogers
needs double because since he's a gym rat meathead the first one will get all fucked up while he tries to figure out how to tie a fucking knot
Bentley Hall
I guess I could do with an actual ladder instead of a stool
Kevin Campbell
check, you got doubles
Chase Ross
Fuck you and mother, fat American asshole.
Zachary White
Really though, do I ever have a chance of doing anything in life or should I end it now? I mean I'm so fucking short it's unbelievable
Brayden Evans
false 5"4 masterrace reporting in
Jose Lewis
Yea I see that too for some reason he looks frail
Wyatt Morales
Typical meathead response.
Jackson Gonzalez
That motherfucker has straight lady face and all the beards, tats, and muscles can't hid it. That's why his test comes from a needle.
Ian Foster
6'6'' faggot here, you're not less likely to achieve something than any of the other losers on this site.
You'll need to work on dealing with your self-confidence, though.
That wasn't me, though (Original double-rope poster).
Jeremiah Carter
I would shoot you from across the room whilst eating Ben and Jerry's. Fuck you. I win.
Brody Rodriguez
I'm 6'0.5 is it wrong of me to claim a full 6'1?
Christopher Myers
715163161 here. Ah, got it. *actually* is that dumb, wow.
Blake Thomas
this post is how you have to make yourself feel better about having a slightly below average height for a white male.
Carter Young
who cares
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>there are exceptions.
Christian Richardson
i'm 5'8 and this is bait because being 5'8 as a man is basically the same as being a fucking midget
Jose Mitchell
>being 5'8 as a man is basically the same as being a fucking midget
winrar
Nathaniel Nelson
Why would I want to look like a fucking neanderthal? And idk why (ow geez i wonder why), gym goers look pretty gay tbh..I mean cmon man, admiring (or as you say "miring") another man's pecs is kind of gay if you ask me. I tried gym but got fed up after seing some random muscular dudes feeling up one another and saying "you juicy brah like your pecs now feel mine"..Not judging btw
Josiah Roberts
OP here. Yeah, go for it. I'm not even a full 5'8.5, to be honest.
Hunter Brown
It's 4th on that list, everyone fucking knows that greenland is part of Denmark.
Joseph Carter
Me >5'8.5 based master race >YouTube celebrity >Dating a literal 10/10 >Have two black belts
You >Live in your mother's basement >Play video games and masturbate >Watch anime and collect MLP >Would get stomped in any physical confrontation with a real man
You've been warned. Back down now, or this will escalate.
Wyatt Evans
You should've paid attention, dipshit. Greenland is part of the continent of North America - and its own autonomous country.
Joshua Walker
Cool.. cool..
also i plowed more miles of pussy before 21 than you'll plow in a lifetime.
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Brody Long
>Greenland >Sovereign
Nigga, do you even Sporcle?
Cameron Flores
>little angry leprechaun voices
Connor Howard
haha midget
Nicholas Jones
Shame your not 6 feet.
:^)
Brandon Jackson
bald....
10/10 girl? not even close. looks like a triggered tublr skank.
James Cox
I said nothing about it being sovereign, I claimed it was autonomous and geographically part of North America.
Those two statements are true. Greenland is also not part of the EU, while Denmark is.
Also, even if Greenland's average was counted, they're only 1/100 of Denmark's population (56.500 vs. 5,700.000), so their impact wouldn't be huge.
Chase Young
Grow up and worry about things that matter.
Matthew Hernandez
Ya know I literally just looked up his height as soon as I saw this thread. Lee Priest is a monster.
Jonathan Turner
ok, we get it, you want him to dilate your butthole. why are you telling us?
Tyler Howard
Wow, all of a sudden being 6'3" feels like I'm rather tall.
Bentley Ortiz
Did I say pick related faggot?
Bentley Williams
>Am I too tall or should I start working out? you should start working out regardless of your height it makes you healthy both mentally and physically and as a bonus you look better
Julian Johnson
MFW I'm under 6 feet. MFW reduced cardiovascular and spinal problems. MFW easier aesthetic build. MFW it's easy to find clothes. MFW MFW
Gabriel Scott
because the fat guy is fat now get out faggot
Juan Powell
What's is like to put in all that hard work and still be considered a manlet? I'm 6'2 naturally fit and get more pussy than I know what do do with.
Christian Flores
ITT: Literally every poster is a fucking retard
Leo Kelly
I'm 6'2 and 200 pounds.
You're a fucking midget.
Adrian White
>naturally fit
Thomas Carter
>mfw i don't know what any of that means, but i guess i'm happy for you?
Jason Rivera
6'3 is tall dumbass. All ball breaking aside anything from 5'11-6'3 is considered ideal.
Adam Anderson
Good genetics. I'm lazy as fuck and have alway had good mussle tone . I ride dirt bikes and hike a lot but that's about it. 6'2 215. Almost no fat on me. Get mad if you want idgaf. Like those fit lazy black dudes you see everywhere except I'm white.