>can't sing at all
>can't play guitar at all
>songs are nothing but socialist whining
>needs some of the best backing musicians in the world to sound even remotely passable
What was the appeal again and why has this guy had his balls licked by music critics and everyone else for 40 years?
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He isn't a faggot, but I suppose you can't relate, OP.
>BAWWWWWRN IN THE YOU ESS AYYYYYYr
Fuck Bruce Springsteen. He's a fucking draft-dodging, tax evading, SJW, Billionaire-Democrat-while-pretending-to-be-and-pandering-to-the-rural-working-class, poser.
This guy is one of the most overrated people in all "dadrock" (which is really saying something). His songs all fucking sound the same and they're generic bland stadium rock meant for airplay in grocery stores in flyover states. He can't sing or play guitar to save his life and compensates by surrounding himself without actually decent musicans.
And his fanbase is the fucking worst, just obnoxiously toxic. They're a bunch of white, older dads and grampas who regret wasting their life away and convinced themselves that this hack is the greatest thing since sliced bread and will pick fights with anyone who disagrees.
I swear, Springsteen is mindboggingly shit and the cult around him only amplifies that.
Fuck him. On one hand I hope 2017 makes good work of him, but on the other hand, I know that would just cause even more inccessant blind praise of him among the general public and the younger generation who will have pretended to like him all along once it's the "hip" thing to do.
It sure is fitting that Pinhead Barry ended his last speech to this guy's muzak, though. That's for sure.
He could write a song, whether you like it or not. Also, don't neglect energy.
Rent a friend and go to a party.
You're gonna die at 40.
Him and Billy Joel were pretty much the only serious artists you heard on the radio in the late 70s-early 80s, which was a pretty dismal wasteland of disco, REO Speedwagon, and Journey tunes.
>hating the Boss
Springsteen's songwriting ideas weren't all that profound or original, actually they were fairly stock 70s themes, but he made them radio-friendly and accessible to normalfags who would have found Black Sabbath or Yes or whatever too esoteric/weird/creepy.
disco is better tbqh
>Springsteen is a mix of Black Sabbath and Yes
Everything you brought up is just opinions.
Name another artist or band that isnt David Bowie with an album streak like Bruce.
His major apeal is his socialist whining, everybody likes socialist whining, it's fun
on the whole I dont really like him, but this is a great song
>nothing but conservatard whining
He was great at Glastonbury that one time. Never listened to him ever again.
Not a fan but its hilarious that trumptards get so butthurt over him when they will jerk off politicians that pretend to stand for the same fabricated idealism.
>socialist whining
wew
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whats up with caring about draft dodging?
>trumptards get mad about celebrities criticizing him
>tell them to stick to their craft
>literally voted a reality tv star into the white house
wew lad, nice cognitive dissonance
That wasn't my exact point, but thank you for completely mangling it for me.