ITT Post your ideal woman

ITT Post your ideal woman

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Green eyes, dark hair, big boobs, like this here

>Green eyes, dark hair, big boobs, like this here
A better pic of her face

Swarthy brunette brown eyes

>>Green eyes, dark hair, big boobs, like this here
With her Asian husband

>>>Green eyes, dark hair, big boobs, like this here
and kid

THICC is my only requirement

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Do you ever get a day off?

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thicccccc

good lad

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:^)

>ITT Post your ideal woman
>post some random trashy bimbo whore
>wtf i hate women their all cheaters why are they all like this

I would eat her butthole non-stop everyday!

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Kekd

Would interesting to try to put my tongue deep in her anal as she does squats.

*BBRRAAPPT*

Anals are for pooping, not licking!!

smol, short hair, tomboyish

would hug like a teddybear in my sleep

Are you FAG???
I will report you to FSB!

I might be. I'm a bit confused sexually. On the one hand, I like pussy. On the other, I use Sup Forums

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Being gay is wrong,
Stop looking at girls that look like boys, okay???

2D
/thread

Thin, nice body with small tits, pale skin and dark hair.

No. Your taste is shit.

yum

Brown skin/mulato

be careful user
last time i was banned for nudity on blue board

Gayness is a mental disorder.
You need to go to a doctor and get it fixed ASAP.

Nice

>ideal woman thread
>they post little boys

You guys are all faggots.

so salty for everyday average looking chang with beautiful white women who mongol raided creampied her pussy everyday im jealous af too muh dik

deal with it

who is this ejaculation invention

Who?

disgusting plastic bimbo

ashley jones/dillweed

My ideal woman is a neuropsychologist who looks like this tho

A tolerant americunt is telling a conservative rusfag that gay is not okay: only on Sup Forums

>post your ideal woman
>your
>implying diversity of tastes

bro

this is a man

You. You fucking moot.

I just want her to be nice...

I am very tolerant actually, but wanting to fuck girls that look like little boys is very, very wrong. You need to stop that habit soon before you turn 100% gay pedophile.

Freckled, redheaded, pale

Something just drives me to them.

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What is it with you fags and paedohysteria anyway? "oh no she was 17 and 10 months, oh no, it's horrible, she sent him noods, CLEARLY he's a sex predator"
fuck outta here with your bullshit

Bimbos are the best.
Go to hui along with the other Russian fags.

does everyone in czechia know someone who has done porn

This. Fuck off shartie

Maybe. It's a small country.

What is that aberration?

It's not the age of those ""girls"" you posted, it's the fact that they clearly look like little boys.

Gays are much more likely to be deviants and pedos too. This is statistical fact, not opinion.

>dude pepsi lmao

>Gays are much more likely to be deviants and pedos too. This is statistical fact, not opinion.

Hello, Milo

this 2bh

a plastic bimbo (male)

hello, my name is user. What is your name?

fuck wait underage.... aint getting near that.

>they clearly look like little boys.
>tiddies and vaganias
Have you ever seen a little boy, user? Because clearly you don't know what they look like.

>Gays are much more likely to be deviants and pedos too
Well, it's a good thing that I'm not, right? I pity you, though. You have to be into grotesquely feminine bimboes with bloated asses, puckered lips and tits the size of basket balls to prove that you're not gay and that you're masculine as all fuck. Must be really taxing. Gotta prove to everyone that you're a real man, though. Masculinity is so fragile. It must burn really nasty that nobody really gives a shit, right?

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She probably fucked more chicks and dudes than you ever did.

Isn't that the actress that played that girl from Community, what's her name, the one with the perfect student complex?

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Shut the fuck you up, Aussie.

>not liking brap posting

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Brazilian?

BTFO.

The whole Milo pedophiles are statistically more likely is horseshit anyway.

>BTFO
Thank you.

>Milo pedophiles are statistically more likely is horseshit
Not sure what you mean here, buddy. I had to go to the tubes and watch a couple of videos about Milo, and I'm not sure why everyones' panties are so bunched about this.

She looks like cassie from skins and loves me madly, also is a nurse or something medical but not a doctor
Patrician taste my man

A Scandinavian woman to corrupt. Or maybe a Russian girl.

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Ignore that fag man
Nice

Another "Cassie" from ukranian tinder

And one from hungary

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> tfw cost of living in Ukraine is $500-700/month
> tfw 2-1 ratio of women to men
> tfw Ukranian women are super hot

Booking my trip for next month desu

>post your ideal woman
>implying

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Blonde blue eyes best

red hair
glasses
natural hair style
light make up
white, pale and freckles
not fat
not intention whore or fishing compliments on social media
well educated
professionally active
loves animals and nature
doesn't smoke

>women men ratio 2:1
That was a widely circuled note here and after checking out on tinder it seemed reliable but if it was true why is not memed like a russian mail wives or thai sex tourism

It could very well be true, because there are usually more women than men, and men die younger and usually die a lot more than women. It could be a ratio that includes 90+ babushkas. Something tells me, the leafy user doesn't really want to stick his maple branch into a dry latex glove that will obsess over him not eating properly and being morally inferior.

Dunno man, been swiping right for a while and im really impressed, if this is the kind of girl you find on tinder i cant really imagine how the top material look like.

Whoops wrong cunt