Be me

>Be me
>Be 20
>little in for for later(I was adopted at 3 and bio parents were Jews but never knew them, but technically I am a jewelry by blood)
>Anyways, drink to my apartment from friends house
>Get stopped by Police for going 55 in 40
>ask me to step out because I smell like smoke
>searches me and car
>looks in my Jacket pocket
>finds a crushed and torn half of a joint
>arrest me for Possesion
>wasn't mine, freind went to get smokes, special smokes
>arrsest me, get 1 and a half year
>within a week of being sent to jail meet a guy named Robet
>Big, Fat, but also stong, like massive
>kind of a nice guy, chill and got good jokes
>One day sittin with him in mess
>Yummy yummy soup
>he looks at some black guys walking by with a snare
>they snareally at him too
>Tells me not to be scared of those filthy niggers
>didn't think nothing of what he said
>three days later in yard, reading cause even when in jail, still beta and shy
>See Rob walk over, say hi, he says hi
>he talks to some guys
>ask if I want to play football, say nah
>says okay, removes his shirt and says he'llbe on skins
>notice he has ink, and so do his freinds
>all over back and some arms
>Not tribal of dragons and wizards and shit
>Swastikas, iron crossession and SS "lighting bolts" Eagles etc
>Friend is a Nazi
>Didn't know
>about 5 or so hours later sitting on bed falling asleep
>Hear someone walk in it's Rob and one of his skinny friends
>Says hi and little shit, Friend looks around my space
>Rob sits down
>says he's sorry he didn't tell me he's a Nazi
>Didn't wantto leave me hanging though
>Said I'm good people, and had a good feeling about me
>asked me if I wanted to join his gang of skinheads
>think of options, blacks and Mexicans don't like me for hanging out with Rob
>Say yes
>He smiles
>nods to his buddy and stand's up
>bud sits down and pulls out a pen and needle and paper
>says hold still
>Starts giving a tattoo on my lower neck
>It was a SS lightnong bolts

Cont.

continue OP

did you know about your Jewness at the time?

Continue

There aren't really any Jewish gangs in jail, so you sort have to go with the skinheads if you wanna survive.

Pt 2

>Fast forward, I get out of jail and start life again
>Job,life,Tv,Vidyagames, etc
>One day sitting Watching Tv
>Get a Call on phone
>it's Robert
>says he's out and wants to meet up
>say yes to be polite says awesome and he'll see me soon
>Meet at pub called
>See him at booth walks up to me and give Bear hug, kinda missed that
>talk a bit says he's staying with family till he lands on feet
>Says he wants me to come to his mommas b-day party in a few weeks
>say yeah, sure
>he smiles and squids kinda
>talk a bit more than part ways
>over the few weeks when not working hangout with Robert and friends
>Mommas B-day comes
>go to Roberts place
>Greets me at the door
>smiles big and so do I
>Gives me tour around house
>Not covered in Nazi Memorabilia like expected
>head to back yard with crowd
>all kinds of people
>say hello to mamma, and introduced as good friend
>continue party
>see girl in a dress on the porch
>smile, and she smiles back
>go up to her intoduce self
>Her name is Shirly
>Robert then walks up and tells me is her little sister
>kinda blush
>she smiles at that and Robert laughs he walks off for us to talk
>fastforward again
>talking to her later and really hitting it off
>get spaghetti to ask her out>
>she says yes
>my mouth almost fell off when she said yes

Cont

Yeah, but was brought up catholic, kinda disliked Jews too, but still Hooked nose rat deep down

I'm still listening OP

cont plz op

Bumping for a good story.

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Pt.3

>Fastforward bout six months
>still dating shirly
>she moved in with me
>(Didn't give description of Qt3.14, she has short blond hair and a bull ring stype piercing in nose and tough stud)
>spend most nights in watching shitty monester moveis
>haven't had sex yet either
>going slow
>still talk to rob and he comes over and gave me three more tats on my left arm and swastika over heart
>anyways, he tells me how he's never seen his sister happier
>says he's glad we're freinds
>fast forward AGAIN
>been dating shirly for about a year and really serious finally make a decision
>ask her to marry me when at dinner one night she says yes
>go home and sleep the best sleep we've ever had
>three months later and gother married
>spend night on honey moon
>go to Germany because why not, is buetiful(Be afore sand niggers invasion that was)

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I hope what im waiting for will come op

Cont and finale

>getting settled in Hotel room, Shirly goes to bath room, assumed setting up makeup and stuffs
>laying in bed checking e-mail
>she calls my name softly
>look over
>in a thin robe with panty hose on
>Dick like diamonds
>she walks over and giggles when sitting down on bed
>says I'm best thing ever happened to her
>ditto
>we get ready kissing etc
>removes robe and hug her from behind, look down
>what do I see?
>tramp stamp on lower back, never seen that
>look a little more
>Nazi eagle
>really well done too
>I don't care>
>I have some too
>really healthy relationship and all
>that was 2 years ago
>stIill married
>moved houses
>got dog, named blonde because why not
>all is good
>Who knew beingredients a Nazi was a great life style,
>Mfw

End

that was abrupt

I feel like that wasn't OP. Waiting for confirmation.

this, its divided by race, which sucks
it would be cool if there was a a multi race gang, but it would just be targeted by all the other ones

Someone save this as legendary thread

Well I don't really Like talkING about certain situations

If you want some info I got some feels
Robert did a month ago in a car crash

Dog is now missing, but Shirly us Preggers
So yay me !!!

OP let's see your tats bitch

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It was me

weird story
glad you enjoyed my country tho

post a pic and timestamp of ur tattoos faggot

Niggers destroyed my copy of Moby Dick and a pick of my adoptive mom and dad
So there that if it help

Heil Hitler dubs confirms. post tats

>got dog, named blonde because why not
everything Nazi or Halacaust related in humor is absolute cringe, because its that sort of humor that scream "im so offensive look how offensife i am" and is suppose to get a reaction but its overdone so much no one cares, its not funny, and its just cringe. And at the end of it, your still an asshole, an unfunny asshole.

But that dog thing was subtle enough to make me kek

why didnt you get raped or shank anyone?

where the fuck do you live that a half a joint is a felony?

I really don't know, I really kinda kept to myself and it's really just jail usually not more than two or so years it's not like half your life to where stabbing and shit will get you sent to actual prision

welcome newfriend.

Its possession
And not my first strike

One sec

Huh. I thought your story was going somewhere. Happy things turned out alright though.

What do you think would happen if they found out you're a Jew?

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I didnt know you could be sent to jail for that long, i though an substantial amount of time, a year and up, was prison. What state are you in? the laws seem weird

That's fucked dude. While I don't live in a place where it's legal, it's still only a summary here. Glad it seemed to have worked out in the end.

eh, i fucked a 15 year old becaue she looked like Kirino from Oriemo and no one beleives me, but doesnt change I did it. Sometimes truth is stranger then fiction.

Well, that's a relief.
I was half-expecting this to end in a dinosaur.
The other half was that the girl was a trap.

I've been hanging out in Sup Forums for too long

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TX

don't worry besides all the shit we still love you

Nigga your grammar is cringey...

So its just avout adaption. If youre able to adopt nazilifestyle you gonna be alright. If you gonna adopt jewish lifestyle you propably gonna be alright. And if youre willing to act like one they like you. Its a stupid construct of grouping. Well i hope you do it like your Führer and kill yourself. Dont need more racist betafags on this worl. (But spare the dog, he has nothing to do with your stupidity)

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PS the stray marks are from when I bitched out and kind of pulled away it was my second in jail, obviously the palm hurts a bit more than the back of the neck