Top 5 favorite cunts (not including yours)

Hard mode: Why you like them

Japan - History, culture, people, pop culture, language, movies, actors
Vietnam - People, history, culture, demeanor, they love us
Ireland - Muh heritage, fuck the Union Jack, history
Australia - People, close ally, nature, sex tourism
Poland - People, demeanor, history, culture, they like us

Belaruse - they're Russian
Ukraine - they're Russian
US - they're like us
Serbia - they like us
Italy - they put photos on tombstones

Australia - because why not
New Zealand - see australia
South Africa - cool accents and cool landscapes
Wales - see south africa
Svalbard - polar bears

In no particular order

UK
Canada
France
Norway
Poland

People's Republic of China
USSR
East Germany
North Korea
Cuba

Croatia - Muh heritage
Spain - Muh heritage
USA - Money, big land, guns and whores
Canada - National parks and winter
Mongolia - History
Israel - Mysterious
Japan - Everything except the slave work ethic
Germany - History, beer and Engineering
UK - History and music
Australia - Rugby and the people
Brazil - Everything except for favelas

:)

Italy, Iceland, Canada, Poland, Japan

US - music, food, basball,movies
China - History, culture, food
France - philosophy, culture, biggest weeaboo in Europe
Russia - language, history, qt women
Taiwan - kind, civlized, they like us

Speen - their culture, history, buildings and influence.
Land of the Angles - one of the most fascinanting histories, amazing modern culture and it's really fun to play with them in CK2
Francia - same as above
India - interesting history, culture, songs and religions
Moortugal - same as Speen

>biggest weeaboo in Europe
I thought it's Italy. French are just comicboos in general.

Damn right you like Australia. Im on vacation in america right now and I havent found a goddamn barbie joint that is worth a scrap of my hard earned money. But here are mine.

Ukraine- they piss putin off by not being russia
Serbia- they kill turkroaches
Mexico- they piss off the cheeto
Italy- Better food then this shithole pseudo-third world north american nation
China- they fuck up America's economy so I can feel rich

Hotel prices are a bitch though, and kentucky couldnt get more pathetic.

france is the most weeaboo country, a mangaka artista(Riyoko Ikeda) received France's Ordre national de la Légion d'honneur in 2008, and also a tour to Versailles, I think it was the first time it ever happened.

Australia because they are just great.
Demark because they are our northern brothers.
I only really like those 2.

>Brazil - Everything except for favelas
So... the remaining 30% of the country

Greece - people, food, geography
France - language, history, culture
Austria - german brothers
Ireland - heritage, landscape, people
Netherlands - best friends

your state does not reflects the entire country, carioca

France - muh heritage, history, architecture, language
Australia
Norway
Japan
Austria
Czech Republic

try spinning the roulette once more
there's still 26 states to go

>The Grand Duchy of Tuscany, The Most Serene Republic of Venice
A worldly connoisseur's dream, inexplicable beauty, sensual language, exquisite arts, rich history far and wide, cuisine eclipsing any other

>The Mughal Empire
Vast beauty and variety, beautifully bloody history, marvellous historical architecture

>The Shahdom of Iran
Lovely language, very interesting history (for me, Safavid period), otherworldly poetry

>The Kingdom of France
The language of high class, exceptional literature, strong military history

>The Kingdom of England
Beautiful countryside, colourful and proud history, the English Navy, English philosophy

>Norway, Sweden
North of Yurop, beautiful landscapes, seems chill.
>Japan
Different culture, nice food.
>Canada
I just love Canada. Canadians are also generally nice to me.
>Netherlands
Weed and landscapes

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1. Costa Rica: Nice country, nice people, historicaly friendly relations.
2. Chile: Biggest latin american client of the canal, nice movies.
3. U.S: Build Canal, help us separate from Colombia.
4. Mexico: Lately have been cooperating a lot with us and helping in dire situations.
5. Japan: Pic related

Zeon - spacenoids are the future and earthers are holding us back

Why north? not us?

France: Culture, History, Language, Food

Britain: History, Muh Heritage, Culture

Brazil/Portugal: Language, People

Australia: Shared Culture & Relations

USA or Canada: See above

This must be Pinochet's fault!

1. Germany: History, Military traditions, Culture, Tecnology, music (Wagner, Bethoveen), art
2. Spain: Muh heritage, History, Culture
3. USA: The principal ally of my country, Military and Political power, Tecnology, Food, Music
4. Russia: History, Culture, Womans, Music, Military strenght
5. Japan: History

In no particular order:
>Guatemala
>Japan
>Mexico
>Cambodia
>Czech Republic

Russia: snowy Brazil
Poland: catholic, not cucked
Hungary: not cucked
Italy: former greatest empire in the world, land of my ancestors
Serbia: tough people

> Guatemala
> Cambodia

Por Que?

>Guatemala
Nice beaches, nice weather, awesome archeological sites

>Cambodia
Cool and exotic religious atmosphere, nice weather, exotic architecture, interesting language and historical monuments

India- has some of the greatest civilization and empires. Lots of scientific advancements in ancient time. Also a cautionary tale to show you just how shitty you can become if you aren't careful

China:- Same as above

Japan :- weeb reasons

Australia:- Favorite Anglo country

Italy:- history

Greece:- Same as above

the US: Trump
the UK: Brexit, Island nation
Italy: food, people with good mood
Switz: Armed neutrality

the last seat is for .... Fanland, Best True China or Brazil (I hardly see its flags bullying Japs here)

UK - History, longtime ally during the 20th century and beyond, much of the U.S. constitution is based on British law.

Australia - Great bants, funny people, actually have the balls to tell "refugees" to fuck off.

France - Another god-tier U.S. ally. A bit less agreeable than the British but ultimately /our guys/ in the end. Also they created Wakfu. French animation is god-tier.

Finland - Spurdo Sparde. Exports quality memes. Doesn't take shit from Russia either. A hearty, meme-loving people overall.

Japan - I ain't no filthy weeb but I can respect the incredible amount of shit they put out. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is a favorite manga of mine.

Germany- race, technology, history, and politeness
Italy- food, women, and weaboos
Finland- race, Nokia, and personality
United Kingdom- language, history, and buildings
France - food, women, and their horrible jokes