"I am lord dubensum checkemsworth and it is time to collect taxes of my land."
dubs = you my continue to farm my land
trips = you are a merchant
quads = you will be knighted
quint+ = you dethrone lord dubensum checkemsworth and free the people from his tyranny
singles = you are hung you wife is fed to the dogs and your children sold into slavery for not paying your taxes
rolin rolin rolin
Roll bitches
Shit reroll
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am i really going to be the first merchant?
Dubbs
Fuck off dubensum checkemsworth, who appointed you lord anyway?
nicely done
Singles
What are taxes??
get back to work farmer
Pay your fucking taxes
you're one to talk you fucking bum
Nice
My name is Oddnumber Von Singleston and I REFUSE to be taxated in this way! Singles becomes part of upprising!
>merchant
looks like we got our first bois
I demand all merchants and farmers rise up against this sort of rebellion. Rally to me!
First knight bois
whats all this then, a rebellion of riff raff?
ah much kek..
come my dubs and quads let us crush this foolish mob. for king and country!
Rollin
Got trips, thread is dying one last role before this is done