You wake up on the moon

You wake up on the moon

Find the Exit Door to the Studio because that is fake

this, the moon is just a projector made by the government to fool us all

I see the flat earth and get killed by NASA

I find and smash the Chinese rover with a rock

my insides are instantly expelled in a silent *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

suffocate and freeze

Find the first ayy lamao and smash its pussy

Eat the cheese, fall on Mars and annex all incoming earthling expeditions.

>Die in 17 seconds

Get out my sword

and here we have proof that one does not simply understand the Finns. you have one very obvious factoid giving Finn, while the other shitposts masterfully.

>freeze

you mean overheat right? If there is no atmosphere your blood would turn to vapor from your body heat having nothing to dissipate to, killing you from overheating.

Find an alien and fuck it.

Tell that to Arnold.

more like blow up

t. Carlos

That was different, he was on Pluto

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Find the secret CIA moon base before I run out of air.

I'm the only one that got nightmares from that as a kid?

>more like blow up
Wrong, thats just science fiction. Your body will keep you intact.

Annex

but there are no ethnic russians there other than you

Die.

Start a settlement because it's our flag up there and not theirs.

USA! USA! USA! USA!

Die was?

Die a painful blood-boiling death as I quickly run out of oxygen.

RET ME PRAY AMONG THE STARS

you'll still radiate heat and your liquids will boil and evaporate in the vacuum, taking their energy along.

Rape ayy girls

But thats not what will kill you.
Your blood wil start forming bubbles of nitrogen and oxygen, which will starve your brain and eventually stop your bloodflow.

actually I wouldnt from lack of oxygen and insane sub zero temperature I would freeze up in 1 second and die in my sleep before even waking up.

>Dream is to go to the moon since I was a kid
>Space tourism will not be accomplished in my life time
>Even if it is, I won't be able to afford it

Best answer award.

iktf, that's why I no longer care about aerospace news.

>American Michael Colins went to the moon twice
>Never got out on both occasions
Why?