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post porn nigger what do you only post furry porn on Sup Forums when u got other nignogs on here? go RP on FA u fuckin doof

ladys and gentlemen that is how you kill a birdthread

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Reminds me of dark souls :3

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Reminds me of fucking you up the ass.

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Rude D:

Suck my dick! Bitch!

fags, especially the one using emoticons.

I'm not a fag!
FUCK YOU LOSER!

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WATCH THIS VIDEO OR YOUR MOTHER WILL SUFFOCATE AND DIE IN HER SLEEP!

no

no

What the fuck does that mean you little stupid bitch i hate you for your worthless words!
FUCK YOU!

I've got smokes, vodka and jamesons

I'm bored as fuck with no more cash on hand till payday

am bored out of my mind

fuck do I do?

Join the army Ivan.

I'm at work.
I have a cup of coffee.
I have only $1,200 in the bank until pay day.
And nothing to do all day.

Honestly EOD doesn't seem too bad

Get paid to possibly die every time I have to disarm/detonate an IED. Honestly, it'd be pretty great.

Death wouldn't really hurt if I fucked up / shit blew.

Then again, CAF seems to be pussified these days.

I reiterate my statement.

Get shitfaced, fap, then have a post-fap smoke.

I mean I bought a handle of New Amsterdam vodka yesterday and it's already halfway down.

>1/4 last night
>wake up and don't want to go back to bet
>been drinking since 2am and watching standup


Just me or do some brands of liquor give more stomach troubles than others?

>Amsterdam, nothing, no sleep issues or runs to the bathroom, smooth as fuck
>sobeiski, exact opposite

I'd have more money, but I'm just melting away in my house, trying to never go outside.

Dunno why really, seasonal depression or some shit.

People at work are getting worried, telling them to fuck off doesn't seem to work :/

You kids drink too much.

Depends on the person, I guess.

Only thing that fucks my stomach is Gin or 'Teq. Can't handle that for some reason.

>Kids

I'm a haggard, hairy, depressed Nova Scotian.

Being a kid was the *shit*, world seemed magical. I'd pay to have that feeling back, lol.

They are.
Even better under WEEDman, no war.
Money for nothing.

Oh shit. I was on kijiji the other day.
All the cool lada niva for sale were over on that side of the country. Fucking sucks.
I'm in the other coast.

Damn that sucks :P

I've got nothing else, school sure; but I can't form a bond to make friends without fucking myself over mentally/emotionally.

So I'll stick to my shit path.

Can't stand tequila apart from the really good silver stuff.

>Be 15
>Friends over
>Playing artificial academy
>Friend thinks grill is cute
>Nigga that's a dude
>Laugh
>Sister acts all weird
>Walk her downstairs
>Starts to seize on the living room carpet
>Calm, do all the regular shit; tell my buds to call 911
>Ambulance takes her and I inform my parents
>Go to the meadow behind our neighborhood
>Friend stole a couple bottles
>Drink 1.5 liters Jose Quervo gold aka alcoholic worm piss
>Somehow still coherently talk to my parents
>sleep

>Felt like I was getting stabbed in the kidneys constantly for about a week and a half

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Yeah, I usually just get a mad headache and I feel like my guts are going through 'Nam. Not enjoyable.

Can slam back Whiskey like it's water with no major repercussions, which made it one of my go-to choices. Might be a bit dehydrated come the morning, but that's nothing.

Drove drunk once, flew through a guardrail and sailed about twenty-odd feet. Hit a field, slid, stopped. Car was FUBAR. Don't depression and drive, kids.

Non-butthole femdom please

Facials/gangbangs/blowjobs are also goat.

Not that it helps the *Don't drink/drive argument* but holy fuck that was fun. The sky looked so pretty.

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Drove 3 times drunks, not far though

>About 6 shots in me each time

>First time
>Across the street to Jack in the box and back

>Second time
>Passed out drunk night before
>Wake up 4am still drunk and pissed
>Drive on a mountain road for a few hours
>Get home

>Third time
>Same like first but I brought my dog and we did a small loop around the neighborhoods

Won't drive like that with my dog again.

But yeah, seems like unless it's quality whiskey or New Amsterdam vodka I'll get a stomachache and the grumbles, ect.

See if you can get Crater Lake vodka.
It's probably too regional, but really good stuff.

I don't really into drinking much though.
I did when I was younger, but that's a very long time ago.

Just got old enough to buy my own liquor but that didn't stop me before; I'll check that out though.

That's not really bad, in terms of Drunk driving.

I straight up refused to slow down and just kinda gave up. The speed was funny to me, for some reason.

I mean, I was fucking blasted.

Saw the sunset and focused on it. *Boom, crash, wheee, BANG.*

Seat-belts are pretty gucci, I've gotta say.

I'm 43 now, back when I was... 14- 23 I drank quite a bit.
Probably because it was what everyone else did.
Now, I don't drink much at all. I have a shelf full of liquor, a few different beer in the fridge.
But maybe have one or two a month.

I'm just a very sad and lonely person, do enjoy quality liquor but for the most part it's to "numb" shit.

Nova Scotian dude here, I know that feel all to well.

Most of the people I hung around with / got close to ended up fucking me over or worse. Made me seriously distrust everyone I met afterwards, downward spiral, blah blah blah.

This is going to sound corny/odd coming from a shitbag like myself, but you've gotta keep your head up, at least a little bit.

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That's why I'm heading to the local community college and getting an associates in IT administration; only takes a year and from then on I could go further just online while I work.

Need to get out of this city.

You've got a plan, that's more than most. Keep at it, don't give up.

Also, fuck me, the city I'm in literally eats people. Glue sniffers, druggies and it's just...bleak?

Could be worse, Vancouver has some ridiculous areas.

Anyhow, good luck dude.

bump
I'm at work and bored

Violate the copier or something, broski.

>MOTHER WILL SUFFOCATE AND DIE IN HER SLEEP!

thanks, now I cant watch this - waytogo

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final exam for my incompressible flow class in 4 hours
wish me luck, love you guys

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good luck.

wish i could feel tired and fall asleep. i got work in a few hours.

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Cancerous degenerates general

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Got home from work a few hours ago. wish I hadn't left my bottle at a mates place. Really need it after that shift...

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Mmm, Vancouver.
Almost as bad as Surrey.

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Do any of you remember a gfur comic where there were parties and two subs were taking one huge dick? can't find it anywhere

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This thread is still going.

Make it stop.

I'll keep it alive just for you.

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Yeah I fucking love sharks

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