Listen up, "men"

Listen up, "men".

Have you ever given thought about why you seemingly have to work harder on your physique and your skills, to attain us women? It's because most, if not all of the time, that's all you have to fall back on.

You complain, "wah wah wah, women want a man who looks like a Greek god, she won't settle for my flabby body, she wants someone who can offer financial stability" and the absolute most important factor is ALWAYS left out.

The size of your penis.

Imagine the disappointment on our face when we realise we're either (a) not going to get off at all, or (b) not going to get off but have to FAKE getting off, the moment you drop your trousers to reveal your laughable micro-penis. Imagine the despair we women feel as we have to settle for either a life filled with regret, or a life filled with lies as we find compatible sexual partners outside the relationship, who CAN get us off.

And you think being a man is tough. You weak-willed cretins.

P.S. the "average" penis size is about 3 inches too short.

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b8

>b8
>implying I give a fuck whether the girl gets off or not

kys

And a bad one

>B8

or someone's being a salty cunt damn

Does anyone still fall for this cringeworthy b8?

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>implying I give a fuck whether the girl gets off or not

kek

FOAD you loser cunt

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this is the worst bait I've ever seen in my 2 months on this sight.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xbp6umQT58A
WATCH THIS VIDEO OR YOUR MOTHER WILL SUFFOCATE AND DIE IN HER SLEEP!

wow now you showed them

>vagina a max of 6 inches deep
>my cock 7.3 inches long
>the average is 5.something
>"the average is 3 inches too short"
>the ideal penis is two inches too big for your pussy
>logic

Fuck outta here

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this is some depraved self reflection man

wow you're tough

Hahahahahahahahaha
Tl;dr please

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I get off twice as i hard when i think about the woman physically being unable to get off with my inept use of my tiny, scientific anamoly of a cock.

>us women
>no tits or timestamp

stfu fag

also
>666

TLDR FUCK YOU OP

Right back at ya, sweetheart.

>667
Fokin loosa

i know it's bait but i wish feminists would look around and realize that both genders suffer under ridiculous expectations and that's what creates a lot of these socially acceptable neurosis in the dating world

This.
Gets me more mad than the rootin tootins on a sunday morning.
Just when im about to splooge i see this fuckin thread.
Fuck
Bitch
Wheresmytendies2016

It doesn't bother me that this is bait. It bothers me that there are actually people in the world who have this mindset

Okay kid you had your kicks, now get ready for school.