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Food metal edition

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what's some sugar-free metal

Pizza Metal
youtube.com/watch?v=o-nTrB0gkGk

Meatball Metal
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What do you eat whilst listening to metal?

Pizza
Ham sandwich
Cheese
Pretzels
Buttered popcorn
Various Pepsi products

My cum

only good post in this website

user's hope and dreams

Burger Metal
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noice

This is the best darkspace album, right?

Ramen Metal
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Post your favourite metal concept album.
I have a weird fetish for them, even if the domain concept album is dominated by awful prog bands

btw post what your blasten

Spaghetti metal
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what an awful band, barely metal too

Spaghetti metal has a glorious if somewhat sparse history

Gyros metal
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Is pic related normie meal?

yes

FOOOOOD METAAAAAL YOUU SAAYY??
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hmm yes food metal you say?

definitely
shitty album too

Dam shame about the meme vocals on this album, the instrumentality on it is godly. Vocals are impressive on a technical level but end up sounding like Mustaine taking a fat shit and Halford inhaling helium

AAAA end me
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Fuck off

I quite like King Diamond voice tbqhwy senpai

I AAAM AAAALIIIVEE
INSIDE YOUR WIFE

>meme vocals
What has this place become?

What are some good bands with great, classic heavy metal vocalists? I'm talking soaring falsetto and that shit. In the vein of Judas Priest, King Diamond, Raven, and Agent Steel for example. Not Iron Maiden. Not hating but it's not what I have in mind.
Also looking for more singers like Danzig.

Your wife's pussy

fucking aussies
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Sortilège

People are still defending King Diamond meme vocals. I guess this IS mu after all

You wanna know how we knew you were a huge faggot?

>classic heavy metal vocalists
>great
Pick one and only one

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Love Sortilege, forgot to mention them.
Also forgot to say that I'm not looking for power metal either. Not my genre.

Actually I like Graveyard more than Abigail. It might not even be the better album but it's a better concept album: The story is much more striking, fast-paced and has much more ambiguous.

just ate bread and butter
the bread was damned hard, and i still have quite a bit of it, which is a good sign, it means i'm saving cash on food
the butter is bretty gud

wew lad

Is Abbath and Immortal normie metal now?

>Burger Metal
but that's not Slipknot

>now

>now
bruh

how many normies know about Pure Holocaust?

Dio

do i count as a normie?

pure kino

Is it Normie metal or Nu-Male metal? Because I haven't seen them on the chart.

Immortal have actual riffs, so I guess by /meal/ standards they are.

>soaring falsetto
>Dio
u mad?

>taking the nu-male meme seriously

I just ate a stuffed pepper and was going to listen to Stormvold but I couldn't because I had a power outage and my Stormvold files are .flacs which Apple doesn't support so it wasn't on my iPhone so I had to settle for listening to some Depeche Mode instead. I would definitely eat a stuffed pepper while listening to metal, though.

>Iowa
They're Korn Metal

t. nu-male

what do you stuff your bell peppers with, user?
i used to use a straw to pour chocolate yogurt inside bell peppers, then ate it from the top to not let any of it out

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I'm a pepper-stuffing normie. I just put in rice, ground beef, onions, and tomatoes.

aren't Korn Burger Metal then?

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i do like me a good bell pepper stuffed with tomato rice
it's been a while

>not available in the US

Metal shavings. I like to shove them up my ass when I listen to deathcrush so I can feel what it was like to be Euronymous as Varg penetrated his pale flesh.

MacSabbath is the true Burger Metal
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>chocolate yogurt inside bell peppers,
what forces compelled you to compine these two things together

i've heard this riff somewhere else but i don't know where
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Is that Josh Homme

bratwurst metal

i did weirder shit as a kid
the one that always flabbergasts anyone is when i explain to them that i used a mixer to mix Cinnamon Golden Grahams and Grapefruit Fanta as a teenager
it tasted pretty bad and the texture was fucking disgusting but it still was an interesting experience

Bürger metal

Slough Feg's Traveller too

>doesnt know how to reverse google search

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i like the contrast between Prowler's and Terrifyer's narrative, J. R. Hayes can get both female and male predators

Tea and scones metal
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post your week, lads

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so fucking sexy

Rec me tasty power meal

+++!T.O.O.H.!
++Sarpanitum

How come you like Sarpanitum but dislike Mithras?

weird ass nigga

Angra - Temple of Shadows

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edgy shit m8

>autism

>dislike Mithras
mate, i love Worlds Beyond the Veil, it's some of the finest tech death around

i was misdiagnosed

What's you prediction on the upcoming Morbid Angel album?

i don't give a shit about MA past Altar Of Souls but judging from Illud Divinum Insanus and the fact that the madmen actually released a remix album of that wreck, i'm guessing it will be shit

hopefully it will be entertainingly shit

Newsflash: Trey kicked Vincent, that vicking drummer and the gook guitarist out and got together with his old pal Tucker

I think they'll do a Gateways 2

Slauter Xstroyes

HER MOUTH AROUND MY COCK
MY GUN AGAINST HER HEAD

Never forget

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