777 decides what happens next
777 decides what happens next
clean the oven
Gas on. No fire. Closed door.
Ha nice.
sharpie in pooper
take the baby out the fucking oven lol
To cut it on pieces and make some chop suey with it
OP kills self
Explode it
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Explode urself
kill yourself on cam
>OP kills self
>butthurt faggot detected
you're why this thread works, pussy.
this
jack off and cum on the plate, turn the oven on.
stick a banana in its mouth
>set a public cam on chaturbate
>stick your hand in a running blender till you have nothing but nubs for fingers
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This
I like this plan, a lot.
Adopt
Turn it on to 200 degrees celcius and leave the baby inside for about 10 minutes. When that time is up, rotate the baby and baste in a mixture of butter and semen and let roast for 20 minutes. Be careful though the baby will be hot
Reverse image search didn't work. It's real.
Take baby out and turn off computer.
>Do it faggot
Remove from oven and be the best dad in the world
cut it first
This
Roll
Butthurt? No, I don't take it up the ass, unlike you, kiddo.
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Bump
Add some milk flour and eggs and put it in the oven for 30 minutes. Bonapetits
Roast it
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We missed 777, so you should do what the closest poster said
dumbass
AND WE HAVE A WINNER
Dip in cum
MODS
this
This is seriously not funny faggots, if this is your baby you should kill yourself
ITT: buttsore losers about an obvious joke.
This.
this
Please get this
roll
get some potatoes and onion in ... yummy
I really dont like babies
cook
Go home podesta ur drunk
Also sage
GET THAT BABY OUT OF THE OVEN RIGHT NOW! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
rolling + stream it
lurk moar newfaggot
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cum on it
kill yourself
You can leave the baby there and take pictures for hours, as long as you feed him and you don't turn on the oven
Do it faggot
Roll
take baby out, go sleep
NOOOO DONT DO IT UNTIL YOU REMOVE THE DIAPER AND ADD THE BUTTER! TRUST ME YOU CANNOT SKIP THOSE STEPS MELTED DIAPER FUCKS UP ALL THE MEAT! ESPECIALLY IN A PAN LIKE THAT.
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from experience ?
rololololol
No parsnips?
No gravy?
Are you some sort of fuckin' SAVAGE?
cum tribute
Preheat the oven.
samefag
>not using any dry-rub at all
Enroll yourself in a free parenting course, or at least seek help from other experienced parents
Slow cook 160c for half an hour
Ye
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Roast
what happens when you microwave a baby wrapped in tin foil for 7 minutes? I don't know either but will be able to tell you 3 minutes from now
an hero
>777
Make it cook as hot as possible for 15 minutes.
shit on it
roll for this
fuckin close
Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Defraud not, Honour thy father and mother.
BOIL BABY SLOWLY
THIS
update pic user
let the baby alive just let him be free.
777 get bake him or microwave or boil
baby escapes stronger than ever
this
Set up savings account for baby so he may be well off when he turns 18
lol check em
o shit
Add salt to taste
turn overn on and close the door
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Clean out the oven
close as fuck boy,
just let him live a normal life
No stock? No marinade? This baby is going to be dry and tasteless. Shamefull.
Is the baby still in the oven?
It depends is it a jew baby? if so turn it on already.
If not a jew take it out of the oven.