Whats your happiest memory

Whats your happiest memory
>be me
>5
>grandma came back from the hospital
>she had realignment surgery and is able to move more freely without pain
>mom drops me of at her house
>grandma waited for my mom to leave
>"user, lets go for a walk."
>we walk around, as she told me how the hospital was
>we came to the town plaza
>"wanna go to mcdonalds user?"
>I never been to one before but some friends from my school said its awesome
>said sure and we went in
>I had the the best meal ever conceived by mortal man
>they even had spyro one corner of the place
She died two years ago at the age of 78, im currently 26 going on 27 next week. That mcdonalds is still there, i visit it at times and order same I got when I was 5.

Being a child and not having to worry about anything.

Sorry for your loss, although it was two years ago.

for me it would be playing the original resident evil 1 for playstaion and I remember hiding behind the couch from the huge attic snake! lol I made my dad fight it lol

Same, I just remember going upstairs to go play Majora's mask or Watch some Star trek, was pretty fucking great.

frogposter spotted

be 17 and fucking my girl and her bestfriend raw in threesomes all the time during high school. university now and i have been single for a year and don't talk to either of them.haven't fucked in a year.

other than that being a kid and going over to friend's house after school to chill because you didn't have anything to do. and no homework, no rent, no work etc.

>Be 14
>Parents not divorced yet but split
>Goto dinner with me papi every Tuesday
>After my Mami tells me that I'll be spending Christmas with her papi tells me about how I'm going with him on Christmas
>Get into heated discussion
>Have Vietnam Flashback that my brother called someone step mom
>Ask if step mom will be over for Christmas if I go
>Papi immediately freaks the fuck out and starts asking if he can't leave anyone ever again
>MFW He accidently proved that he was having an affair

My happiest memory is when my grandpa gave me his luger and ss uniform and told me I will carry on the Reich I like it because I was spending time with my grandpa but when I look back I realise that I was made a nazi

tbh mine was 11/11/2011, Skyrim came out, haven't been as happy ever since

I can't remember.

the biggest truth

12/20/2013 was probably the best night of my life

Skyrim is for the Nords!

why user
give us the green text story

Only if you are filthy rich can you ever feel this way again

I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die

theres definitly a few

1 holding the women i loved
2 watching my kids being born
3 sex on the beach
4 strength feats i did, smashing several coconuts in a row, viking press 350, bla bla

Now you sit there, dick in hand,
And hang your head and cry.

At home before I was old enough to go to school, watching Sesame Street, sitting in an overturned footstool I pretended was a boat, while my mom baked bread.

I didn't word understand any that of

I'm so fucking glad my happiest memory isn't mcdonalds.

...which is watching a BBC flop wetly outta your wife's pussy.

Is it bad that i really cant think of a time i was ever happy?