/brit/

Listen mate, the Irish arent British so get that into your fucking head. What? Why am I posting in /brit/? no its not like that! You're just talking shite now lad edition

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not got my direct deposit from Soros yet

need a black gf just like this

thinking of how great we might have been if only bitter prods hadn't lost the heid

why do black peoples hands have light palms?

I believe that it has to do with the type of skin that is on people's palms and the bottoms of their feet en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratum_corneum
It's a thicker layer that doesn't need much pigment protection, so melanin concentration isn't as important, which means that your body just produces a bunch of this "thick skin" rather than skin that is better at absorbing UV light.

Tell me, what's wrong with our love affair

No such thing as a Catholic Britain

When God was painting them they had their hands against the wall

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how lovely :)

runts

'alri lad' general

Catholics literally believe if you wear this magic talisman you will go to heaven, but you have to be enrolled in it by a special priest, it has to be real brown wool, and one end has to be on the front and back of your body and it has to touch your skin or else it wont work.

can I become an illegal immigrant in britain?

>illegal immigrant
i don't think brits believe in such a thing

this isn't in the catechism.

its actually because everyone has a little good in them

look at this dog

cool
where can I get one, really need to go to heaven

fucking a porky

west english.

no but it's part of the deposit of the faithl approved by the magisterium, and is taught as a fact from the pulpit. literally every catholic kid up until the liturgical reforms of the 60s was given one at their first communion.

religion is so silly

ask your granny

UKIP dies today

cuckolics
catholocucks

wind woke me up, fucking pisstake

wish Brummies didn't exist

Would break all ten commandments for a gf

storm Doris, mate, she'll get ya

>Net migration to UK has dropped to 273,000 in the year to September, down 49,000 from the previous year.

Based May saves the day

probably all students

baked beans for tea was it?

brummies are a social construct

wont be happy until its 0

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Nuevo hilo

Boss in the office used "irregardless" in a sentence

Managed to keep my autism in check

>the christmas lads

wtf I love Iceland now

don't think UKIP stand a chance today, still voted for them.

why is the board so slow

>tfw i got in just in time

new brother nathanael vid

youtube.com/watch?v=KBHAKV3YUfg

bird in my office always used to say it, really flared the ol' 'tism. i got her for secret santa one year so got her a mug that says irregardless on it. when she opened it everyone explained to her it's not a word. she doesn't say it anymore but everyone else does when they talk to her to take the piss.
autism won the battle that day.

can never tell if that's a greenscreen or if he actually films these things in the middle of a snowy forest

Shut up mario

my grandparents are all dead

>the British flag is literally St George's cross on the SCOTTISH flag
You can't make this shit up.

This video is quite antisemitic

so called "gameplay" adds nothing of note to the medium to elevate it to the level of /lit/erature and kinos and therefore will never be art. It's purely a gimmick.

need a sunday penalty rate gf

what is that

me in the back

Haha shut the fuck up

i live in a state with a similar population to the UK and we take in 10x more "immigrants" than you do

none of them stay here, though. they just get their free education and then fuck off to a better state that has lower taxes and more job opportunies

the bad part is the people living here need to carry their weight

Hi guy, what's the crack?

its ok because he's a jew himself so he can say whatever he wants

would like one of those little chef windows in my house

literally might be eligible for a Panamanian passport.

hmmm

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ah yes

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alri l.a.d.

Post REALLY good words
I'll start with an absolute corker

>marinate

I've had braces from 2.5 years

I'm meant to have jaw surgery soon but I've always wanted to be in the military, if I have the surgery I most likely won't get in

wtf do I do

abc.net.au/news/2017-02-23/workers-have-their-say-on-penalty-rate-announcement/8296480
ok

wanker

tonight we go to madrid

hola colombia

/lat/ don't like me ;(

what is this? business getting benes to stay open on a sunday?

Irregardless of what any of you think, it is a proper word.

>Be 10 years old
>in New Orleans, Louisiana
>walking down Bourbon Street (this really sleazy street, with cabarets, brothels, and bars. Like those trashy Victorian era clubs)
>drag queen is on a balcony
>this huge hairy man in a wig and dress waves and winks at me
>even as a kid, I knew how disgusting and freaky he was

>liberals want these things to share a bathroom with women

I'll never understand

third poo of the day
should I be worried?

Anti-Irish sentiment is still common in britain ha ha

drag queen =/= trans

businesses were forced to pay workers 200% of their wage on sundays, been reduced to 150% same as saturday
I'd be outraged if that effected real people but that article literally just shows young student types, it's not going to effect them in the long run

WTF bro, why are you discriminating against drag queens bro?

percentage of houses in poland with toilets

*focuses all pineal energy into inhabiting the body of Tamara Warrington*

>Josiah Harlan, Prince of Ghor (12 June 1799 − October 1871) was an American adventurer, best known for travelling to Afghanistan and Punjab with the intention of making himself a king. While there, he became involved in local politics and factional military actions, eventually winning the title Prince of Ghor in perpetuity for himself and his descendants in exchange for military aid. Rudyard Kipling's short story The Man Who Would Be King is believed to be partly based on Harlan.

Hmm

Proof? Pretty sure its mainly unionist autists from n.i. and scotland and the occasional /brit/pol spamzoid but from what I can gather there's no anti Irish sentiment in britain

racist cunt

good to see shithouses are still a thing

yeah, I'm 6'4 and built like a brick one

@71526321
>unsolicited blog and Sup Forums-posting

Classical unitedstatesian underage posting

need a 3 on the right succubi gfs

paddies are still complaining about it when they immigrate here

is it gay to prefer girls with short hair?

believe this man en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Denard was the last who was able to do that

I'll take 5. Seems chill

I take it that was you I saw on the balcony?

bit

You lads ever have a case of the 'stalgia where you think about all your old friends and lost loves and how things in your old neighbourhood where

wow lad sounds awful, even worse than regularly and willingly browsing a cantonese bamboo carving board that regularly posts said trannies

you need to be at least 18 to post here

gizza cheeky link
mind f(uck)riend request her ;^)

all the time

not a day goes by that i don't pine for the good ol' days

she's a single mum

australia

>pull down pants to take a wiz
>I can smell shit stank from the air that was trapped in my pants

You'll never hit a target you do not have ;

In the last days of 2016 I'm setting my 2017 goals.

Fitness goals :
Better legs than 2014
Better abs than 2015
Better booty than 2016
(Competeing with myself )

Clean eating , consistent training & taking care of your body is the only sustainable way to a better healthy body.

Let 2017 be the year of growing into a better expression of you

Same thing happened to me in Canary Islands

Mid-40's man in dress sounding like Dale Winton started joking with me Mum, fucking hated my parents for staying in that area too long

doopin' 'ell bit young innit
gimme the link, just makes her easier

>CP

enjoy your ban