you're country
have you committed a crime?
USA
Yes
I drink individual bottle of orange juice while shopping and I don't scan the empty bottle
You're country
Jayden Young
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Jason Gutierrez
I guess I am the only criminal
Jaxon Richardson
1. Russia
2. Yes, i did the same.
And also i drinked a bottle of beer in public place. Im fuckin terrible
Christopher Hill
Drank*
Fix
Landon Garcia
I once drank a beer in a national park. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Adrian Reed
Bro
Noah Jones
Drinking in public is illegal in Russia??
I really can't believe that
Not after watching all those dash cam videos from Russia
Samuel Rivera
Me
Yes
The crime of being too sexy and unspoiled
Jeremiah Morris
> unspoiled
> extremely vain
Do spowiedzi kurwa
Samuel Nguyen
It's not enforced very well beyond a few main streets.
Hunter Morales
>wyznawać swe grzechy dla obcej osoby.
co ty myslisz ze ja jakis pojebany katolik?
Angel Fisher
It is. Penalty: 500-1500rub (8.6-26$)
Charles Howard
>estonia
>assault, armed robbery, unlawful firearm
Christopher Nguyen
Did you get caught?
Tell me about your life criminal-pro
Jaxson Mitchell
Ants Päär?
Charles Gonzalez
I robbed a gypsy once.
Jayden Sanders
What are gypsies in Poland like?
How much did he have?
Ethan Reed
I downloaded torrents
Ayden Hill
Netherlands
Yes I stole a 50 cents slime toy when I was 4.
Lucas Wilson
I stole her tarot cards tbqh. Not many gypsies here anymore, they get a boot often.
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Wyatt Thompson
a dude owed me money, so i bought an old makarov to scare him. Ubfortunately it was a really stupid idea to shoot 3 rounds in the air in a commieblock area before starting to beat him up. Got caught three hours later since the homo ratted me out. Did 1 year 9months in jail. In retrospect it was a shit decision but i was drunk and he owed me 2000€ and he did not plan to pay me back. Learnt to speak russian fluently in the jail since 75% guys over there were russian.
Never let alcohol take the best of you.
Dominic Ortiz
>Resisting arrest
>Assaulting a police officer
>Inciting a riot
Christopher Hall
When I was like four I stole a Jurassic Park figure from JCPenney by stuffing it under the stroller.
Noah Flores
How old are you and what did he owe you money for?
John Nguyen
t. Democrat
Leo Wood
No. I caused a shit show when a Mass state trooper thought he could tell me I can't have my gun in my own sate. Those dumbfucks don't even know when they've crossed the state border.
Mason Bennett
26
He lied something about buying a car and making me monthly payments, which would have resulted in a 20% profit. In reality he played it off in a casino. Knew the dude for about 6 years prior to that and considered him to be a friend. The whole thing happened in 2013
Camden Campbell
I did that for a while, then i got caught in this specific supermarket, now every time i go there i squeeze the bananas so they turn black the day after.
Im a hardcore criminal
Asher Sullivan
Many years ago, people started putting these holographic cards as prizes in cereal boxes and show them through a hole in the box. I didn't like the cereal but I did want the cool card with dinosaurs so I ripped the box until I could pull out the card.
I also pirate anime, video games, movies and music but that's not a real crime.