Roll your new waifu

Roll your new waifu
>You get one roll

Roll

Sure

rawlin

Nigger

Swaf

Roll

>Be me
>Be 30 year old virgin
>In cold dark basement
>Gives a kiss to my body pillow
>Kiss it right on cum stain
>Rolls 300 pound ass off of bed
>Shit in man diaper
>Ignores it
>3 Weeks of stench from not showering
>Plop my ass on computer chair
>Brush away the roaches away from mouse and keyboard
>More roaches on monitor
>Plucker my lips and blow wind to scare them away
>They scatter from the stench of mountain dew and chicken tendies
>Pulls out 3 inch penis
>Starts slowly fapping to anime loli girls i found on Sup Forums
>Just the tip
>Moans a loud autistic moan
>Mum yells asking if i am allright
>Is about to cum
>Mum opens the door
>I turn to her and cum all over her shirt with my stinky cum
>MUUUUUUUUM
>Mum runs away screaming with my cum falling off her shirt
>Laying on computer chair with 3 inch penis
>I wanna run away
>Takes all the mountain dew and chicken nuggets
>Kisses my body pillow telling her everything will be okay
>Body pillows dose nothing covered in cum stains were i wanked in bed
>Runs 10 feet away from house
>IthinkIAmGoingToFaint.exe
>Fall down next to body pillow
>Kevin the ass kicked me
>Starts making fun of me saying anime is trash
>He tears up my body pillow with a knife
>My waifu!
>Runs at him screaming like a faggot
>Stabs me with knife
>Is dead
>Gets sent to hell for being such a loser
>Succubuses tie me up
>Yes my BDSM fetish is finally gonna come true
>They cut my dick off
>They shove my 3 incher in my shitty ass and leave
>Stay there thinking how my life would be different if i never watched anime
>The end

r0ll

rollm

lmao

97 pls

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rawlin

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solid

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ok

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Waifu for Laifu!

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Rollin Nigga

rollen

North Korea

Nigger

Cool

roll

K

i roll with a cause

Rollering

Rollol

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rolly poly

sure why not

Rollin

Got nothing better to do.

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rollfu

rawl

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Winter is coming

ALMIGHTY ROLL

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Ttt

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i dont know anyone on the list

Satan trips get

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rollin

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Nozo plz

Rolling

Fred Durst

Rollin-Rollin-Rollin-Rollin-Rollin

I don't recognize any of these people.

rollarino

Rollin

roll for a blondie

lets see here

rollin

96 pls

fml

gonna roll for what doujin to go beat off 2

rolling ddd

re ruyjkyu

adawd

Rollo

kotori from love live it is peace out

k

roll....

Rollexus

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hi

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gib me da waifu pl0x

Rolling

m hhukomklk

Roll tide

Rolling for Haruhi.

Rawl

Rolling til I get one I know

Roll

they see me rolling