Fine i'll do it

Fine i'll do it

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I was told to post my dick in the last thread, so here

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Not bad

Does molesting someone count as exercise?

Post Christmas themed drawings.

Stopit

How goes it comrades

Why not molest each other then? then it will be counted as team sports :)
Hey guys

Touching penises.

I'm molesting hunnibuns.

Does that mean it's a good cock?
thanks fam

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WHAT IS THIS MEME?

has toypics been down?

But I am just one person

Yours or someone else's?

Someone else's.

A terrible one

Show me on the tiger where you molest him most.
Well it's thick but looks like you've been cut, points off for that. 6/10

u can touch my dick
>tfw mutilated at birth by Dr. Shekelstein

why live?

can i touch it :3

I agree it's terrible feet meme.
Fuck i meant to click on our slav friendo not you twice.

sure

If it was fully traditional, the jew man would've sucked the blood from your dick. making your first sexual experiance a vampiric one.

oooo :3

Goodnight, tiger and other fags.

Lucky you. How do they feel that you are talking to randoms while fiddling with their junk

>slav
>friend
They've made all people believe Russians squat. I can't support that stereotype

You're not alone. :(

I'm surprised he's not also in the thread already.

;)

Night you HB fugger.
It is a good meme, one that will stick, just like the aussie ones.

Is he using two hands on you then?

We Russians were actually able to afford benches so we never had to resort to squatting like a pleb

please ignore this post

All we got was a fucking stump to sit on and only after we cut the fucker down. You must've been fucking rich to afford a bench!

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I ain't even Russian, I just love the culture. And Chernobyl.

Nah bro. Communism, everybody very a bench. Unless you are a poor country on the outskirts of mother Russia

Пазор

Weird question: Has anyone here been to a gay bar? Did you catch some tail or get it?

I might go if it's worth my time

Holy fuck I can't spell to save my life

Are you attractive?
So bench comes with standard issue Communism then? What else comrades-in-arms get?

Fuck all apparently

Down there, apparently.
Anywhere else? It's a work in progress.
I've lost like 30 pounds since july, but I've stagnated since october, I need to start working out lmao.
Nvm

Different guy here, weight and height?

Well i just ask because if you just want to fuck or get fucked gay clubs can be your thing if you look good enough to be hit on. If not you need to hit on everyone where and see who says "Yes please"
Devil confirms, Communism is just bad.

fucking moblie posting is shit. It makes sense if you get the jist of it.

Weight: 190
Height 6 foot

I got a really weird skinny-fat thing going on, I could go bearmode if I tried but it takes a really long time for me to build muscle.

Also since I was fat I have stretch marks on my hips and stomach like a pregnant lady, so yeah unlikely I'll really get anyone
Well, thanks for the advice I guess

fu king niggers

that is racist

If you can manage to eliminate the concept of greed then communism is amazing

Whiter than sour cream. Come at me bruh

call the fucking cops dude i dont give a fuck call hem fucking call them

You could go the other route and just flaunt your wealth and personality.
What you should do is exercise and get to where you like what you see in the mirror.
OMG you telling us you fucked a nigger and got the AIDS? POOOR WEM!!!!

ill cum on you vro

police are DOUBLE RACIST

Don't tease me

gross no ew no barf no! ew i wouldnt!

yeah so what police can beat niggers and idgaf

tease my taint ~

Basically same boat, 6 foot and I weigh 195. I have gained muscle cause I started working out but all I need to get rid of is belly fat. Kinda wanna be a muscle bottom. Basically start working on cardio and core exercises if you want to look more "feminine"

i dont think dey need ur help fam

i can beat a nigger i can beat a nean nigger trist me dude. shit they wil beg e to be on the force just to beat them

Might need a plane ticket for me to do that

are you moon man

Nah I'm trying to go full masculine top, I'm considering hiring a personal trainer.
this website is 18+

Pheww.
Good to hear you still AIDS free.
Hows goes it Katten?
Keep at it mate you'll get rid of that belly fat soon enough.
What's your routine may i ask?

I hate talking on the phone.

idk where are you ?

yeah so what about it im above 18 fuck you

so changeable and such a lovable man to me.

i bet i have aids though
it goes swell~~~~~~~~ sup with you bb tigger?

yeah me too is akward

OH MY GOD KATIA GO TO BED

I'm still on the phone. My friend is telling me about her life, I'd rather we do this stuff in person.

Get tested then?
Getting ready for my trip
You must suck as a friend to let her talk while you shitpost here.

what going on in her life?

trip to where?

nef
get gud

no way I have work tomorrow
also I'm making an airship in minecraft

I was trying to make a bit data stream in mc

Don't talk to me.

All the major things that have happened she has already covered, now she is gossiping about customers. Also, she literally just said about someone, "If you want to talk on the phone for a couple of hours, why don't we just get some coffee?"

I meantioned it some time ago, i figured no one cared about it.
Going to QLD, Surfers Paradise.

Wow must've hit a pretty deep nerve there :D

go get some coffee with her

is that queens land? idk what that is

A mile jog in a heavy jacket every other day
Then every morning I do
10 crunches
15 v-sit twists
10 butt lifts
and 10 burpies
3 sets each

No, I just don't like you.

I'm trying to work, letting the washes I just applied dried a bit.

ohh is seee. what about another day though? go get coffee?

Yeah it is. Nice and sunny there :)
Sounds decent. Have you considered HIIT?
You're starting to sound nibish now.

I'll probably not be able to until her pain subsides from her nerve thing she just got.

noice. es like isk 30f here. es snow like 3 inches or so.

what nerve thing?

Eh, not really my style of exercise. I'm sorta lazy when it comes to intense workouts. I might try to apply myself more though. I also completely cut out sugars from my diet, just to help speed up the progress

That's good and all but have you just eaten more or everything else to 'make up' the lack of suger?
Cool. do you like skiing?

I think you're an idiotic cunt and talking to you is a test of patience.

She had several neck and spinal injuries and surgeries that has left her in terrible amounts of pain, which has recently gotten worse, so her doctor ordered a nerve ablation, which has increased her pain immensely, but will eventually give her next to no pain for at least a half a year after that.

Not really, guessing I should probably do that huh? :/

I can feel my brain cells committing suicide.

i dont have the balance. i cross country skied a few times but thats not the same though.

damn dude that sucks cock hard. im rally sorry fir her

good

Yeah, it really does.

:c idk waht else to say

You'd be surprised how little food you actually need to eat to maintain weight.
I think you're a pompus fool who's think way too highly of himself.
Really? I thought all you winter snow countries would all be good with skiing and snowboarding and stuff.

im just not that active to go out an do that stuff. i like to hide inside

She's back on the reason for why she called in the first place.

I think of myself as lower than dirt, but it's funny you think that.

she is a coworjer yeah?

I like to hide my dick in yer butt

Yeah.

fucking hide it in there all night dude pls

cool. make her coffee

Aww go have fun in the snow, it'll be fun??
Or do what the snow bunnies do and that's get the sexiest snow gear and hang at the bottom ledge drinking.