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The North edition

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you will never have a gf

why do you remind me

hiccough

why are british women so ugly?

was observing people in the library earlier. foreign women are just much more pleasant to look at and more feminine

The earth is flat. You cannot disprove that

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FUCKING stressing about the army lads

Gonna have to call and ask for a later training date

They'll probably cancel my place for taking the piss

guessing you don't have a sister then

Who is the girl on the right?

>that drawing

So... This is the power of the BBC...

>be typical briton
>eat full english breakfast

*mysterious figure appears out of the mist, clad in a pinstriped zoot suit and a pork pie hat*

There is absolutely no hope for the UK to reverse its fortunes, nor undo the damage of mass immigration. Nor is there any will to repent for its abandonment of God in favour of its own Marxist-tinged humanism and anime.

*does a spinning crescent kick and disappears in a puff of green smoke*

prove that its flat

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The proof is everywhere

the friend of the girl on the left

what would that have to do with anything? Are you a nonce now too?

poo a'brewin tbqh ngl la

then show me

It takes a homely women to bear the fruits of the anglo

I wonder what percentage of Europe's population is black

Just Google it

because you lot are sister shaggers

how long until reviewbrah snaps and murders a bunch of normies?

You're a fucking joke. Why have you not prepared for training? Absolute state of you.

nah. i'll just enjoy you discrediting your own argument instead :)

>They'll probably cancel my place for taking the piss
sounds like the best option

Haha just tell me her name so I can Google her and have a wank in works toilet

I had a surgery that prevented me from running for a few months and I got my GP to not put it on my record so the army wouldn't find out

I was thinking about joining the military (navy) for the free job training, income, and other associated perks, then I realised I always came dead-last in every physical event at school and you need to pass a physical examination.

Been playing Star Wars battlefront for the past couple months and just checked reviews of ti and apparently lots of people hate it, I think ti is really good desu

a qt gave me a donut cos i put some change in her charity box thing
it's brightened up my day lads x

nah thats just travellers to be honest

Fine. Keep your eyes closed.

>150 IQ
>"""""master""""" yank

ah yes, lord of the low iq peons

pleb

Played 1 and 2 loads when younger, they were great

Never played the new one

do you la get any benefits from joining the armed forces? Isn't tuition and healthcare already free for you lots?

all irish people are travellers la'

what even are the physical requirements for army fitness? isn't it just like 100 push ups or some shit?

I never played the old ones, apparently it is really different.

lisicki is a paedo

if I could erase one nation from the face of the globe and from history it would be the united kingdom

need an english gf desu
people always go on about germanics but their women are all tall and have manfaces

I have this problem where I think im quite attractive when im like a 6/10 at best

AH YAH THA TULLERANT LIFT

Not really

Just the training

The military is NOT worth joining unless you do a highly technical trade

You need to be very fit cardio wise before you start training

I'm respected by normies but they know to keep their distance

throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumour I was sticking it to Christina

the only star wars game i've played was called bounty hunter back in like 2004 and i thought it was good but no one ever talks about it these days so i guess that was just my dumb child brain happy to be playing a video game

Get a doctor's opinion

irishcentral.com/news/irish-travellers-are-genetically-different-from-the-people-of-ireland

I like Italians/Spaniards

shame they don't like me

fuck all on at t'cinema

trainspotting 2 or john wick 2 are the forerunners

>tfw parents had me diagnosed for depression and medicated when I was in my mid-teens so the military won't touch me with a 10ft pole even though I meet all requirements now
reeeeeeeeeeeee

There are other forms of cardio besides running. You ever thought of swimming and keeping up with your push ups and sit-ups? Really I think you're just a Paki who doesn't like the idea of serving in Her Majesties armed forces.

you have lisicki syndrome

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!PAISES BAJOS¡

virus do not open

>The military is NOT worth joining unless you do a highly technical trade
truly, it's the one place I know where they actually do cutting edge engineering research

I haven't been running in over 3 MONTHS

your country was never relevant enough to erase anything from history

Reckon I have autism and depression and all that but never got diagnosed so I can keep pretending I'm normal haha

so that you may finally realise there is only one option

clearly a bias source

Me and the missus

Drinking beer and planning to watch the 100 with the bf. watched the expanse already. x

only time I run is when they call last orders haha

hmm

is Yorkshire the entirety of the north?
it's the only thing ever posted

all british scum should be hung off the willows

Self-diagnosed autistic here,
stop pretending. It'll only hurt you in the long wrong.

he's unironically better looking than her.

In my final year of an engineering degree and don't know what I want to do with my life

Should I fall for the military meme

in the long wrong

got called a dabbing tom huddlestone in tesco express

don't drink too much or you'll be needing to piss too often--miss most of the movie. Many such cases

Alri Spanish Netherlands

can't stand the accents non whites have

that is a good looking la tbqh ngl no homo

youtube.com/watch?v=-XNaNckHBNA

Mad that this guys lower face turns him into a 9/10, cover up below his nose with your thumb and he's average AF

why is everyone on telly a black woman now?

Wanna bet? A girl has voluntarily touched me before, so there!

yeah best looking girl I ever seen was a spaniard

*dutifully updates flash player*

what courses did you enjoy the most? find industry jobs first before you consider the military tbqh

as far as famous women go she's nothing special

Haha alri gramps off to bed you go, it's almost 2:30. You know how grumpy you get when you miss your bedtime

might shave

great post

>You need to be very fit cardio wise before you start training
ffs
have they got a fat powerlifter battalion i could join

Follow me on twitter lads

North would be a considerable amount better if this were the case

There are three parts to the North: the North-West, Yorkshire, the North-East.

North-West: industrial wasteland and old ports that have long since run out their purpose.
Yorkshire: Probably the purest part of England. See: Last of the Summer Wine
North-East: Basically Scotland.

rashorke

fucking melbournian

jezza kyle isn't lad. neither is graham norton. that's just 2 people on telly off the top of my head. in my little test sample 100% of people on tv weren't black women. in summary, your theory is a bit shit.

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