Dubs decides what I do

Dubs decides what I do.
No gore or ridiculous ideas that I can't delivar.
Dubs get.

cum on keyboard

Only have a laptop keyboard I'd prefer not to ruin my laptop with jizz. Thank lord kek you didn't get dubz

Put it in a toaster

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Put dick in asshole.

Cum on a piece of bread and make yourself a sandwich with it

Legs over head, cum in mouth, vid it all

one of these, you choose OP

Insert some dried spaghetti as far as possible up the dick hole.

Just to get the ball rolling I'll do this as a token of generosity. Probably can't do it hard tho

Three sharpies tapped together into your pooper

rape a kike

Cum in your neighbor's mailbox

This

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Save the cum requests for later. Once I cum I won't be able to get hard and do stupid shit with my hard dick.

post a picture of your hard dick next to your cum

Colour your dick black with sharpie

Finger your asshole with every finger, one at a time

Cum in your family's peanut butter jar. Mix it then put it back.

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Shower and go to bed

post a pic of you fapping to gay porn

Rollin

Let a fag suck the cum out if it and pist vid proof

Shave again and draw some funny face on it. Make the picture your smartphone background for a week.

Rollin

sharpie in the pooper

rolling

re

reroll

self suck bitccchhh

stick dick in fruit or some other food

Winrar.

My asshole is also a virgin asshole so things like 3 sharpies in pooper will be disappointing requests. It would just be a little of each in there. Also no lube on me atm but I do have atm box full of condoms.

Make a Sombrero for your dick and wear it

shit he got it

Stick your tooth brush up your ass, brush side first

Cover your asshole with sharpie ink

Winrar

Some inspo

Unwrap all of those wrappers and shove them all up your ass. No excuses! They're all lubed up, or else you're a faggot.

put candle in ass and light it while standing upside down and make upload a photo of it

Winner

Winrar

WINRAR

WINRARs.

Will do this but how to shave small lines with a big razer

Post before/after results

pierce your dick like a normal piercing or if that's too gory then tie rubber bands/string around it until it's really purple but not long enough to kill it

If you have a sister, text her telling her you want to fuck her so hard and you have wanted to for a long time.

nigger..... what the fuck can he do with that peach fuzz? boo this user!

Not enough hair user. Sorry. It was supposed to be a smiley face.

THIS

You wasted a win user. Go eat your dick.

Write somthing on head of your penis with a sharpie

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Oh for fuck sake.....re-roll

Didn't say anything about barebacking my toothbrush also I have to use this in the morning so condom will have to suffice. Hurt like a mother fucker taking out.

Winner

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Piss in a cup and drink it

God let me nut in your ass

Winrar

Cover your dick and balls in candle wax.

Wow. An op that delivers. Is Sup Forums becoming great again? Yesterday was the gay roommates today is toothbrush dude what's next

fucking told you

this but if you don't have a sister do your mum instead

Put dîck in a jar of penut butter

Winner winner shove condoms up your ass OP

rolling

I'm not putting semi metallic wrappers in my ass.
1 there's no way to get them out without shutting and that would cut my asshole which would be included in gore (no gore)
2 I need some of these condoms for late night randoms

do it

Grab a sharpie and write your name on your dick with a sharpie.

I mean the condoms. Not the wrappers.

op's a nigger. abandon thread

Color your balls completely black with a sharpie

You get 3 condoms in asshole

>No gore
>Rubber cuts people apparently

Abandon this nigger OP's thread.

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chop your cock off and then cauterize the wound #nogore

He said wrappers

Re roll

Kek'd.

KEK

WINRAR

Sorry to disappoint user but I can't find any markers.
>not in grade school colouring lions and dragons in my spare time

Blow condom up and stick it on hard penis

Post hard dick

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Reroll again

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WINRAR

Thread is kill? Is op still here?

Apparently. I'm op, no one making requests anymore so I'm just jerkin it now

Post cum after jerking

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Cut off dick

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