182 FUCKING MINUTES

>182 FUCKING MINUTES

im not even going to bother torrenting this garbage

but you will bother to bitch about a movie you have never seen? t/v/ everyone

exactly, i would download capeshit and watch it ironically, but 3 fucking hours? i have better things to do with my time, like shitposting here

Yet everyone bitches that everyone doesn't understand this 2deep4u movie. Fuck off.

Thanks for sharing.

Why don't you tell us about all the other things you don't bother doing.

you are missing out on the best capefilm ever made user.

i also dont bother pulling out of your mother

Best? That's a stretch, it was good though.
I wouldn't mind a cyborg movie.
He looked very cool.

Just watch Teen Titans.

Just binge watch 10 minutes of it everyday. It must suck having the attention span of a 6 year old

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i honestly think it's the best user.

watchmen, BvS and TDK top three.

>250 minutes

you should watch it to shitpost

it was just okay.

i don't really get how this movie can be polarizing at all. the endless threads pro or against BvS makes no sense for such an average hollywood tentpole.

27%.

Martha.

Move on.

Its polarizing cause its 2 "beloved" characters. this was never going to be an average movie for them it was gonna be utter garbage or people who will tell themselves and/or others that its the greatest

OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT TRIPS CONFIRM

>using Sup Forums memes on a movie no one gives a fuck about
BvS UE is where it is at

and it wasn't good, Two Towers is better in almost every way.

Hello

the martha thing was actually reasonable and decently solved. there's hundreds of worst things in that movie you could focus on, but again, is precisely what you expect in any hollywood movie.

not art, by far, but a very apt popcorn film.

you are kidding? ROTK is a masterpiece

and yet Fellowship is still best

Watchmen
Winter Soldier
TDK
Thor

BvS was just too serious for its own good.
So no. 5

Just another point.
The whole Marvel vs DC thing today feels just like my child hood comic book experiences.

The DC stuff were always the most serious and Marvel to me always had the coolest "ooh I wish I could be like x" characters.
The cinematic universe is pretty much the same, and I love it.

>Thor
not even Thor like's Thor

I'm a third of the way through this shit

don't watch it, it's fucking awful

C'mon Thor is just popcorn awesomeness.

>Using internet your parents pay to illegally download a movie to make fun of it to strangers on said internet.

Oh I'm wewing.

what if you buy the movie on blu ray and then download a copy?

lmao kino isn't for the feeble of mind and body
the fact that you're complaining about the length proves that you're not a serious cinema watcher, just a filthy casual

But it's good

was this supposed to be funny?

it's worse than Batman v Superman theatrical cut

No.

eh i disagree but everyone has different tastes. i like the darker stuff. thor and winter solider sometimes went for the easy joke over substance so i rate them lower (i did like both though)

yes

> thor and winter solider sometimes went for the easy joke over substance so i rate them lower (i did like both though)
You're right about Marvel being more quipy.
The thing is with DC I have to be in the mood for the movies, because they're so dark and serious. Marvel is more comfy buuuuuuuut yes they're more shallow.
Blond vs Brunet and all that :)
I think its just great that we live in an age where we get to have all these story choices.

ummm wtf is this

By Odin you will feel my hammer!

You misunderstand. The complete lack of quips and humor in BvS is a reconstruction of the entire comedy genre. Humor in the film is portrayed as its opposite. Therefore, the lack of humor is the humor itself, which is the entire joke. It's actually one of the greatest comedy films ever made in this way.

Thor comics today
someone's triggered

>someone's triggered
Na man, just an excuse to dump some thor pics.

i caN respect that. original thor is pretty good in the comics

shut the fuck up retard.

Epic mythology.

I suppose you hate what you don't understand. Go ahead. Hate away. You'll still be a plebe.

Why did everyone hate on this?

Just finished it (the ultimate edition) and I have to say, it was actually good. The cinematography was fucking amazing. the pacing was good, the acting was decent enough for a capeshit film (was actually surprised at Eisenberg's performance, also Wonder Woman was amazing), and the effects were fantastic.

The whole thing with OMG MARTHA IS MY MOM'S NAME TOO xDxD was retarded, but still

All in all, I had low expectations going in and came out pretty surprised. Would definitely say it's a solid 7/10. Borderline capekino.

i agree, it's not without faults but it was overall very good and a cinematic universe I want to see more of

It's really a 9/10. Your mind was just poisoned by all the negativity. If you look at the cultural symbolism alone, the film is one of the greats of the past ten years. It's a shame Marvel damaged its box office gross by paying reviewers to give it bad reviews.

same fag falseflagging.

You're retarded. The films are fucking good, you faggot. BvS blew the MCU out of the fucking water and would have done better if it weren't for Disney's dirty tricks. You're a cunt.