>be me
>24 yo, studying social work at university, living with GF since 5 years, top of class
>get fat (150kg)
>want to have kids, but GF acts shady
>break up with gf
>stay in the crib you cant afford
>throw all your money at a silly project (trying to setup a work integration programm for youngsters)
>buy 7 old subarus, so you can fix em up with kids and sell them for profit
>get stressed out bc no money left
>realize you wont get any gov funding cause no diploma yet
>get really horny and try to screw around without success, just headaches
>blow through all your money and lend 40k from your mom
>use said money for hookers, cars and fun.
>travel to italy, spain, belgium, Holland a few times and meet a nigger named Femi who lets you crash at his place
>smoke alot of weed, get kinda depressed
>be unable to sell any of your 7 subarus
>try new drugs like mdma, shrooms and extacy
>get paranoid and even more depressed
>stop sleeping
>crash your 20k car and get your licence suspended for 2 months
>go home because you're fucked up
>mother gets in an accident and breaks her foot 4 times->hospitalized
>be home alone and try to kill yourself
>sister stops you and brings you to the doctor
>get put in a mental asylum and medicated with fucked up mental meds
>get diagnosed with bipolar syndrome
>stay there for 3 months without big advances
>family moves your shit out of flat, bc unable to do it from asylum
>realise your really crazy and unable to act naturally, while being really dependent on others
>get out of asylum with 50k debt, but weighing in at 100 kg
>repeat your semester at school
>start working for a security company
>get even fitter and earn your money (5k a month)
>sell a little dope for even more profit
>start smoking again with caution
>get offered a job in your field of work
>get pussy cause your sexy as hell
Well, would I do the same again? Probably not, but hey in retrospect I had some crazy good times hahaa
Whats your fuck up story b?
