Hi Sup Forums, I'm trying to ruin the functionality of my cock. My plan is to put a bowl of saltwater in the freezer to make sure it gets below freezing, then submerge my cock and balls in the water until I start getting frostnip. After this, I'm going to immediately put them into hot water and try to shock some nerve damage so that it's permanently numb. Will this work? Any other recommendations on how to do something like this?
tl;dr: trying to become impotent pls halp
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Alcohol injections into your balls will kill them off.
Myorchie.com $3500 castrations, no questions asked.
Find a DOM to castrate you.
Shit man, $3500 is more expensive than a couple bowls of water. Thanks though, I'll look into those.
A Dom is definitely the endgame!
$3500 is reasonable for a professional surgeon with no questions asked. Most won't do it unless you spent time on hormones and talked to a shrink.
Some doms will charge a lot but if you look around, some will do it cheap or even free if you let them keep your balls in a jar.
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I am not a mentally sound individual. Now will you offer advice or just fruitlessly try to understand the motives of someone who is batshit insane?
No this won't work
To save money use this (pic related)
>even free if you let them keep your balls in a jar.
what?
>$3500 is more expensive than a couple bowls of water.
yes but less expensive than the 70K$ you will be spending on the hospital after you do this retarded shit. how short sighted are you?
honestly if not trolling then please kys right now for being so goddamn stupid
Good point my mentally challenged friend, i was only curious. How about looking up some meds that have a side effect of making you impotent. Maybe swallow 3 viagra everyday? Might help
>No this won't work
y
what is the issue preventing this from working?
new level of stupidity unlocked
congrats OP, you are a fucking retard
Viagra will not cause impotence. All it does is deconstrict bloodflow
What better way to show off being a dom than displaying jars of testicles. They literally took manhood away.
why won't it work?
honestly just kill yourself. how mentally unstable and psychopathic must you be to want to do that to yourself. I honestly believe its better if you kill yourself
Caustic sose + isopropyl alcohol will make a very dangerous liquid that kills the nerves.
Why do you want to kill your cock functionality?
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Because that's not how you get frostbite or permentaly damage nerves. Which damaging nerve endings will only stop feeling your dick not cause it to stop bonering. At least google how your dick works before trying anything dumb dumb
>psychopathic
learn words my friend. I'm retarded but you're even more retarded
nigger my main goal is numbness. impotence is a bonus if it happens
i don't like it
Impotent in the meaning of ED or in the meaning of sex without babies?
If it is for sex without babies, I would go for heat. Your balls can keep functioning, even when cooled down a lot. But it is different with heat. It can even happen to get impotent while sitting on a radiator. Just seach some tipps yourself.
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the functionality or your cock?
Fap to porn. Three times a day minimum. Death grip. For years. That should do it. Sure did for me.
porque no los dos?
Wait... What, why? Why would you want numbness?
Seek psychiatric help. You are mentally ill
why do you want this exactly?
how do you know i speak Spanish bro?
unstable minds see all
Are you on HRT?
Your method won't damage nerves just cause pain. Yet the water from a freezer won't stay cold enough for the time you'd need to create damage
Try adding some dry ice to grain alcohol (the more pure the ethanol the better) this will create a super cold solution that I use in my research lab to flash fresh cells
i don't like my cock
no u
I'm thinking OP could monetize his retardness, like auction the right to kill his dick or something.
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retard alert
why?
Like... Why make it numb though... Why not get sex change... make it a MOSTLY functioning pussy.
I've been entertaining the idea.
I might buy him. Meaning I'll have those balls removed. But we're not going to stop there. We'd pull out all the stops to doll OP nice and turn him into a girl. We'd need to get a fresh wardrobe, makeup, hormones probably, and take out a lot of time teaching OP to take cock properly.
Make a patreon or something for you to film your castration, you will get the money, the kicks and will not die
im not a woman. I just dont like my dick
Okay guys just so we're clear, my method won't work, right? That's all I needed from this thread. I might just do medicine stuff and maybe somewhere down the line try the physical restructuring bullshit if I'm feeling particularly stupid again. ty for help enjoy crackychan
Yea... Not gonna work m8. The body is tougher than that.
how much money? i might do it
Have you thought about going to some low end shithole and paying a fucked up hooker to destroy it for You? Maybe use a runner band or something?
Hell, I have girl friends who would love to straight up cut a guy's dick off just for the laughs
great girl friends you have there
it seems you have even more issues in life than i do. i feel for you
anyone seen hardcandy?
She didn't castrate him...only made him think that she did.
balls in boiling water a few times a week will kill your ledig cells. you could also do hormones, there are plants you can order online to stop your t.
I would also like to know how much this is worth, I might consider it one day
pic related can ruin your ability to get hard, if thats your desire
so you don't like cumming? I don't get it. can you still cum from being fucked in the ass if you've mutilated yourself?
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Yes. Most of your cum is fluid from the prostate. Depending on the person, it could still squirt out, dribble out, or barely be anything.
i think he meansorgasm
not the user you replied to, but yes you can have a prostate orgasm without a penis or testicles
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asking the real questions
Y not just get drunk as fuck and crush you nuts it will work and if you have medical insurance will be just about free I had a ha ladder tip over into my junk by mistake killed my balls went to er not-so-nice painkillers and some antibiotics end of story but it was a mistake me being a drunk and all I did not want to bust nuts it just happened yes it was pian full but o well any thing that's going to destroying a part of your body is going to hurt I still get hard and can in joy sex and orgasm tho thay do not happen much any way I'm posting hear good luck bro
I saw a video of a nullo cuming out of its hole before..very interesting to watch.
Doing this would be painful as hell. OP would have to go to the emergency room where they would remove large chunks of his penis and he would be disfigured down there as fuck.
Die Homos
If that is you on the pic...please don't op. You are cute as fuck.
Would rather want you with a functioning cock so you can at least cum every once in a while.
A trap without a functioning cock is not sexy... Why would you enjoy fucking someone if you know that you don't give them any pleasure.
And yes, it would impact your anal pleasure as well. :/ Maybe even lead to a hormone imbalance where you'd never be horny... thats bad op.
Just leave it, you are a steal anyway.
>That's too sad to be bait. xls
oh god, why are millennials so fucking retarded
Not only can you still get hard without balls, you can cum as well...probably going to be less intense but learn how your body works user.
OP, I strive to be like you, don't ruin your body unless you're going full mtf
I'm planning to go full MTF, any of you dick ruiners know the best place?
I haven't kept up with the times but a while back, the best was a Dr. in CO that was MTF him/herself.
I'm not up with times either. Last I checked they were 9k and meh quality. But I've heared that now you can hardly tell a difference, they lubricate themselves, they have different orgasms and shit... science man.
Wait only 9k? Fuck me, I thought it was way more than that, I might have to get it done one day if it's only 9k
put a dildo with balls in bowl/tray in the freezer so you can freeze a dildo molded ice sculpture then pull the dildo from the ice pour salt on it then place your member in the ice salt cavity
9K doesn't seem right. It was like 50K a decade ago.
That was like 5 year ago... IDK modern prices.
According to google it can be between 7k and 50k
That's a crazy margin...
"Males pay US$9,000 to $20,000 or more to become females"
True, and I'd want it to be done quite well
Apparently they will be able to transplant vaginas soon, I might see if I can hold off for that
If I can't have either of these things I can still off myself right? :(
I don't think it's worth offing myself/yourself over.
I mean even current tech is crazy good. Feels like natural, Multiple orgasms, self lubing. It's nuts. THOUGH if they can do full I'd wait. Seriously, i'd pay 50-100k easy for a full transpplant
>being this new
that's crackychan. i can post a pic if you want, but idk if you want to see the batshit OP's body
good luck!
How badly does your gender dysphoria affect you anons?
Personally I go to bed wanting to kill myself every night and it's on my mind all the time, it gets in the way of a lot of things which normal people could do without an issue
I've seen a lot of shit on Sup Forums, including idiots who mutilate themselves and romanticize death or blood and gore.
I have to say something just this once.
Stop.
Don't do it because you'll regret it someday.
There.
I hope you heed my message to you.
what MTF?
It's hard to resist sometimes though, really wears me down and I've been living with these feelings for far too long
Doesn't make me want to kill myself, and it only flares up a lot when I'm already depressed. Like usually I can deal with it, I just get a little annoyed when I see my penis and such. But when I'm depressed I get full on angry and such.
STUPID AUTIST FACT, I first orgasmed at like 8 because my parents said "If you play with it it'll fall off" Not fucking with people. I was way more Dysphoric as a child.
Trust me I know. But I feel that it's better to wait to see how science goes and what not before going that far.
do you live for these threads?
always same answer moments after posting
Another fun fact... I tried to glue my dick inside of me... Using elmers fucking glue. (I rubbed glue all over my dick then pushed my dick in) didn't work.
user is actually a black market orchiectometrist and is trying to prey on Sup Forums to make a paycheck
bullets to the head are cheap. 100% confirmed 1 bullet to the head will prevent your sexual functionality.
do it.
Good way to start masturbating
TFW you jack off to get rid of your dick then look down
Nah I'm just a eunuch/castration enthusiast.
Also a vagina transplant will probably even allow you to get pregnant and give birth if that's your thing
That'd be cool and all, but I wouldn't want that.
Funny thing is I would want periods, it's one of those things women coomplain about, but it's also part of it.
ALSO, Pic related is a modern MTF vagina... Pretty close
I can relate so much to wanting periods
Also that is quite well done in the photo, I probably wouldn't even notice the difference unless I was informed that they were mtf
Satanic trips prove op is potatoes
donate your testicles for 35k each then do waht ever
Can I use my testicles to pay for mtf surgery?
Is it pleasurable for the person who possesses it?
honestly loved this thred so much thanks for bringing back the memeories
Bruh, just find someone to do it for you. Why do that shit yourself?
Yes. It feels like having a vagina. Orgasms multiple orgasms and all.