She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

Fuck her... Fuck every woman you get... There wont be that many chances for most of you...

take her out for food I guess?

Man the harpoons

Hell no.

Fuck that piggy so much that she loses 200 pounds and then continue fucking her

suck your dick because you got dubs

...

maybe take her out of your boat... this is a fucking anchor

run

well first of all this picture has been shopped. i can tell because i've seen a few shopped pics in my day.

that being said, what i do to her depends on what it looks like when you spread those ass cheeks

She actually is that fat.

probably the same thing I did last time, laugh it off and refuse the notion she views me with sexual intent

this tbh

would fuck the shit out of. she'd appreciate the dick like its made out of diamonds

post nudes faggot

Disgusting

fuck her, then watch my gf fuck her, then fuck them both... you get the idea. much fucking.

Pour ranch dressing on my dick and let her go to town

She's very fuckable.

throw her back to atlantic ocean

Don't you mean South China Sea???

ask if I can get noodles instead of rice with the number three.

If that was a 400 pound guy with a tiny dick you wouldn't be throwing him back. You'd be suckling that tiny dick, wishing he'd washed it, but loving every moment of it.

Oil us both up and do some naked sumo wrestling.

Anything but feed her I'm poor

Insert penis into belly-button.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

honestly, probably jizz in my pants, say something dumb like "are you even real" and just spaghetti everywhere

>fat asian girls are my kryptonite

Fat Asians are the ultimate fatties.