Holy fuck Sup Forums I don't know what to do I'm so fucked

Holy fuck Sup Forums I don't know what to do I'm so fucked

>be me
>19 year old beta with heavy anxiety issues
>decide to ask 7/10 qt to come over for dinner
>she says yes
>have a lasagna in the oven cooking while i am in the process of making lemonade
>hear doorbell ring and go over to answer the door
>it’s her
"Hey, user."
>autism activates
"What's a fine piece of pineapple like you doing out here?"
>fuckingwhat.jpg
"Oh aha."
>try to forget that happened and invite her in
>she sits down at the kitchen table and I continue making lemonade
>try to make small talk to avoid being awkward as hell
>on the verge of losing my shit
>accidentally knock over the pitcher of lemonade and I begin to have a panic attack
>run upstairs in a desperate attempt to flee embarrassment

So here I am typing this out and too scared to confront this situation.
What do i do Sup Forums?

Kill yourself. There's no other option

Get back downstairs naked. Fuck your dad in the as while staring into the qt's eyes. Keep eye contact and do it right on the kitchen table. If she tries to leave, hit her over the head with a baguette

I hope this is fake wtf lmao. Update please

OP here please guys I need suggestions I'm panicking

Sanctuary was straight up badass.

It literally doesn't matter but go back quick it gets worse the longer you're out

Go back down as soon as possible.
Take towels down with you - Say you needed some time to find them to explain your abscence. Then wipe the mess away with them.

Fuck, just keep cool!

Dress in exactly her clothing, hairstyle and everything, jump out window, go to front door and ring doorbell. After she answers the door and you stare at eachother dumbfounded, proceed to yell "shit not again" and run for it.

Protip:
If you continue to be a nervous mess tell her your grandma died or so, that's why you're in that state.
Maybe you even get pity-sex from her.

Only real mistake was going upstairs, son. The pineapple line was hilarious, and spilling lemonade is an unavoidable accident. She likes you, just be fucking comfortable, man

This but bring a plate of spaghetti with you. Fork and garlic bread and everything. Throw it on the ground before you run

Just tell her you went upstairs to lift weights real quick and ask her to play Animal Crossing on the Gamecube with you

If you need something to talk about, ask her what we should do about ISIS. That's some good conversation fodder

Ask her to define the difference between ISIS and ISIL and the insult her lack of intelligence with a fork in the eye

you have only one option left : the honest guy card.go down, apologies, tell her you're fucking awkward at social situations, especially with girls, you hope she's not afraid or anything, you have to take your time and shit, girls understand that, she will most likely find this cute.or not.but it's your best shot

Try these.

Why did you make lemonade with lasagne in the first place?
You murricans are so fucked up with food...

Better luck next time my dude

Slip her a roofy.
You can fuck her all night and when she wakes up she will have forgotten everything that happened om the day before.

They the same son
Daesh

sounds reasonable

Be honest with her. Tell her you are extremely shy , she'll find it cute , saw it happen in movies.

Well come back faggot

OP here
Well I went back into the kitchen to see that she left a note which read "Hey user I cleaned the mess up and took the lasagna out but it burned a little hope to see you in class!"
Please kill me I can never show my face around her again