I have a dilemma

I have a dilemma.
My friends little sister badly wants in my pants. (I'm 27, she's 15)

Her family think it's cute. just a silly crush, blah blah blah
But when no one is around she gets properly grabby.. almost borderline rapey.

I get on really well wtih her family, been her brothers best friend for 11 years so I don't want to destroy her.. we all know what teens are like fro making up bullshit so swing the blame but I need her to leave me alone.

Advice? I'm not good at gently telling people to fuck off

Fuck her
Go to jail
Never bothered by her again

Kek

This guy is right, op is a faggot, close thread

Greentext

Make sure you can get it on camera so you get charges against making child porn so you get life for sure.

You will be non violent offender so you can get into some pretty snazzy clanks. Rest your days out enjoying free food and a nice bed

We need pictures of said girl. Will help in giving advice.

>can't legally fuck 15
Thanks god I live in country where it's limit age

What fuckin country are you from?

Tell her "Look, I get what you're after here, I was your age once too. But right now is not the time. If you can wait three years and be cool until then, I'll fuck your mind blank."

Most European countries have 15 as age of consent

>charges against making child porn
>rest your days out
No

If only the old guy I was crushing on said that to me, probably would be a fucking astronaut through the sheer force of will Id put into impressing the fuck out of him before that dicking, knowing hes watching me

Can confirm, Croatia here, 15

>use the pokemon professor line
"Femanon, there's a time and a place for everything, but not now!"

Poland, also
Confirmed it. I think in Germany it's 14

user just fucking talk to her you pussy

Don't tell her to fuck off

Tell her what you want and what you don't want

If she's down for a discreet relationship fuck her until you're bored of each other.

If she's ugly then explain that you're not going to risk your friendship with her brother for any reason.

Again stop being a fucking pussy

Had no idea u.s. was so prude. What's it like as a culture like how do most people view a say 30 year dude bangin a 15 year old

View? That fucker gets arrested and then shanked in prison for hurting children.

Not when the age consent is 15. I just learned it goes that low too.

lol that dude would be dead as soon as nobody was looking

>wah wah was my 15 year old little sister controls me by being sexual and I'm too much of a pussy to resist

fuck off OP. become a fucking man. If you fuck a child you go to jail for a long long time and spend forever on the sex offender registry. not to mention you fuck up your entire family. every christmas, easter and thanksgiving forever will be horrible events that your family members have to cope with instead of enjoy. all so you can get your dick wet in a tight teen pussy for the 2 minutes you can think of your grandmother and fend off cumming.

fuck you you piece of shit.

Anyone banging a 15 year old is seen as kiddy fucking. 15 year olds cant bang each other here normally.

We were founded by puritans

>15
>children

Is she hawt?

This

Mandy Dee

A 30 year old chasing 15 year olds is a fucking sicko loser that can't get pussy his own age or anything in that range. If the 15 year old came onto you (like in the OP) it's okay to fuck her.

"Chasing pussy is a sin but if it falls in your lap, it's a blessing" - Kanye West, POTUS 2024-2032

"The human brain does not stop developing until around age 25. Parts of the brain that are involved in decision making do not fully develop until that age. However, female brains typically develop around two years earlier than male brains."

Yes, faggot, children. With brains still developing. With brains incapable of fully grasping the ramifications of their decisions.

So you think that people shouldnt make any decisions until age 25?

I understand the brain isnt fully developed, but why do we need a fully developed brain for these decisions? Is impulsiveness during our early adult years not exactly how nature intended we be, and what has worked for thousands of years?

In the US? I believe only a state or two have laws allowing around 16+, but even then, statutory is still a thing.

Here is your final solution, OP
>Tell family about her grabbyness
>Insist that it is a problem, and that they don't want it to get out of hand
>Tell them you fear her making stuff up, you've read stories of people getting thrown in jail over shit like this
>Can't drive this in enough, you need to convince them that this is not okay, and that you don't want problems
After the trench has been dug, you can lay the pipe
>Fuck their daughter
>Should she try to blackmail you, you have parents on your side
For legal porpoises, I must disclose this part of my plan involves you waiting three years til she's 18

Because the horny 14 year old isn't considering all the variables. Like pregnancy or STDs. She can be manipulated by falling MADLY in love with any guy who's dick meets her fancy. If she has rich parents, the abuser can use the girl to get to them "Borrow a hundred from mommy and daddy. Also, let's go on a date." You're naive, friend.

>implying any of that will be different for a woman of any other age

Should it be illegal to fuck stupid/foolish adults?

It will be. Trick a fucking 25 year old into borrowing money from her rich parents. If her brain fucking works, or she's ever been taken advantage of, you won't succeed.

>

>Rest your days out enjoying free food and a nice bed
and being ass raped by a big black guy named "Big Easy"

Its illegal to fuck retarded ones, so you tell me.

>if her brain fucking works
>not fucking tards in 2016

Not joking though, Ive met some older women who were just as retarded and inane as a teen. The difference between 15 and 25 is the parents are willing to give them money then and are alive, not that at 25 they wouldnt do that same dumb shit if possible

Youre implying that to be foolish as an adult you must be retarded

The answer is no, it isnt. You can fuck any adult no matter how dumb or naive they are, unless theyre disabled like you describe. Past ~15 you might become less risky but theres still kids that age less "retarded" than some adults, who are legal

This is the only roght answer.
If you dont make it clear to yout firend and her parents whats happening youre gonna get fucked metaphorically and phycially by some guy named bubba

You're fighting awfully hard to fuck kids, man. Look, I enjoy Loli and shit, too. Doesn't make it morally fucking grey to fuck one for real. There's established imperial reasons not to. Lots of them. Most of them sound. I don't think you should stick your dick in stupid ever, personally, as it defeats natural selection. I'd rather we all be ugly as fuck but intelligent than gorgeous morons. And nothing good comes of teenage pregnancy/sexual abuse a person may not even realize hey didn't want until way later. Coercion is a fuck of a thing and must be accounted for, and coercion from a position of power (read elder authority) even more so.

Why is the consent age so high here in the US? And why 18 specifically?

Imperical. Fuck autocorrect.

How the fuck can you call something with wide hips and big tits a kid?

Intelligence and attractiveness usually go hand-in-hand actually, the ugliest people are usually also quite dumb.

We have birth control

Anyone can be coerced easily though, should I never fuck anyone? Also theres the ethical question of, is coercion bad if it doesnt negatively affect the one taken advantage of?

I dont want to fuck any teens, I prefer older guys. My personal bias comes from having my thing for older guys from age 12 on.

Wait. You're a femanon and hold these positions? I've had to swat girls off my dick from about fucking 15. Chicks like you send guys to jail through their parents. You're fine with it, he's fine with it, parents press fucking charges.

>Intelligence and attractiveness usually go hand-in-hand actually, the ugliest people are usually also quite dumb.
If true, I know you're ugly.

Didnt fuck anyone until I was 18 for that very reason. In another country Id be totally normal, and if you were born somewhere with 15 as aoc you likely wouldnt hold the positions you do

Avoid being alone around her at all costs.

Make sure your friend or the parents are around always, so you can CYA should she try to make false accusations.

About average looks, average intelligence

If I were you this is what I'd do.

Me: "Look 15yr old, your beautiful... but I'm 27. Fooling around with you would ruin my friendship with your family and land me in jail. Please stop messing around or I'll have to stop coming over".

If she doesn't stop... then stop coming over. And when your friend asks, tell him the truth.

No sex is worth jail/registered sex offenders list. That's seriously one of the worst things you can go to jail for.

Don't be a dumbass.

well obviously she is the one raping
so do it

like that archer episode? or more tamed?

I guaran-fucking-tee you you'd have regretted fucking sooner. You'd either miss your virginity, be emotionally abused by some prick, or be fucked up from starting birth control (straight up hormone simulators) at 12, not to mention potential infertility from being on birth control for a long time (5+ years.) The probability it'd all go fine and you'd marry this older dream hunk are staggeringly low. If you believe otherwise, YOUR brain hasn't fucking finished developing, either.

Good thing I can fuck 14 year olds if i want in my country without consequences.
Bad thing is I still can't get any.

england is 16
but im 17 so could probably get away with fucking a 14 year old. obviously if she was really into it. i dont go the rape way

This is the most sensible thing I've read so far on this thread.

OP here. After wading through bullshit and the occasional decent response, I've sorted the situation.
Feel free to hi-jack the thread and do whatever the fuck you want with it, I'm off to drink beer

Don't leave us in suspense! What're you gonna do!?

/thread

Well can anyone tell me what Vola is?

Ah but of course, sorry user

I told her, hands of til you're 18. If you still wanna fuck then, I'll fuck you senseless. Touch me again before then, I stop coming round, I tell your folks what you've been tryin and see how they feel about what your doing.

Tbh once I said I'd fuck her when she was 18, her eyes fucking lit up and she couldn't agree fast enough.
Hopefully she'll get over it though. She is pretty damn good looking but she's waaaaaaay to clingy and obsessive

Tits?

>1310 out of 1520 on SAT
>Ugly