Why don't you have a girlfriend?

why don't you have a girlfriend?

because I hate relationships

kill yourself. porn is better

I'm obese, unemployed with no forseeable future, no car. There ya go champ

because i prefer to have sex friends

I'm socially retarded

I'm Fat.

Good Job, I make excellent money
Have a house
Have a Sports Car

Live in a 2 college town where the average chick can find a frat douchebag with abs in a second on tinder.

Zero tinder matches, zero bumble matches, zero everything.
Nothing but money, and driving over the speed limit.

what kind of sportscar?

This is literally the worst excuse I've heard. You think college girls don't want sugar daddies? Go to a fucking bar, not tinder if you're ugly.

I like not being broke

Because i'm ugly and no one loves me. Do you feel bad? Send me money and you'll feel better.

Mine of 3 years cheated on me last Friday when was drunk

she traveled to tell me in person the day afterwards in hysterics, frantically crying.

Dumped her and almost certainly wont take her back.

Camaro SS

I was dating my girlfriend for 3 years. We've been broken up for a year. I'm way over it, but I'm lost somewhere and trying to find myself first. I ask myself a lot what makes me special, or worth dating, but I mostly ask what makes somebody else special and worth it? I don't feel attracted to women other than sexually. Even my ex I hated and I'm so happy to have independence from her but she was an adorable little fuck toy.

I graduate college tomorrow. Can't be a sugar daddy if I'm their age.

Step 1. Tell her you'll take her back. Step 2 Never talk to her again. Step 3? Profit

lol, can't do that.
She may be a dick, but im not.

too beta.

only girl I have ever had any feelings for is taken

Because i'm fucking hideous and possibly autistic or at least i tick a number of boxes associated with austim.
I have very few social skills and i have to resort to social mimicry in order to talk to people and it's fucking exhausting.

That and i'm a 35 year old virgin; it's pretty hard to get a girlfriend when you're this old and have no experience talking to women outside of the office; and even those are as short as i can possibly manage to avoid doing something colossally stupid.
Besides, you get to a point in life where you decide it's pretty much over for you; if you haven't found happiness or joy by now it's never going to happen so why subject yourself to ridicule for guaranteed zero result.

and this

>Camaro SS
GM BTFO

Money is money, whether you're young or old. You're not advertising yourself right. Plus, if you really had enough money it's fine to pay for pussy. I like sex workers.

Go to a club, or bar that's on the little average, or a tiny bit to the shady side of town with some friends, and make sure to take your car and wallet. Spend some money, rev your engine. Ask some bitches if they want a ride. That's easy money.

I'm sure some bitches would be some happy with some ugly fat nigga who would watch films with them and buy them dresses and be associated with anything rich.

Seriously!? No one notices the beastiality in OP's pic??! This site these days..

Because it's cheaper to rent a whore.

You got dubs going for you though, which is nice.

That actually makes alot of sense.

because the only decent women are the ones from muslim countrys,american women are trash

Because wife

Honestly, don't beat yourself up. If you're not attractive, then you need to at least have personality and money. You checked those boxes. Now you need to work on confidence and being you. Confidence isn't getting called fat and not caring about it. Confidence is talking to people without worrying about their opinion. It's not saying I don't care I'm fat, it's saying I'm fat and I have a lot of money, plus a great personality.

You're going to run into instances where you're going to be obviously attacked for your weight, which is fine. It happens, and it will happened at bars where people are intoxicated. Beforehand letting you know to get tougher skin and not let it bother you. Life is a game of chances, nobody is built for any body. Maybe you don't get the bitch TONIGHT, but maybe you'll get some other bitch TOMORROW who's willing to accept you for you. Some people are really just looking for fat rich guys to fuck. They find fat, or hair attractive. Women like that exist, and you're looking for them and if you have to talk to some people who are not that person in the process, that's fine. That's how you find out whether you were looking for them in the first place or not.

Contrastingly, you have to be the person people are looking for. Confidence isn't being a cunt to women, or flashing your wallet and being arrogant or telling them about how rich your father is. Additionally, you have to remember not to be picky with women lol. You probably hate fat women too. Stop discriminating so much. Go have fun.

because i'm just one step away from reproducing with myself.

broke up with her cause I'm at a weird place in life, plus i wasn't all that attracted to her.

working on it as we speak

I never understood that. Like she was drunk and she cheated on you in the heat of the moment I don't see why that's worth ruining a 3 year relationship.
>INB4 cuck
legitimate question as to why that seems to be the appropriate response instead of just working through it or not giving a shit about something that happened once?

Honestly, I want to talk to you and help you but it feels like it might be a lost cause and it might take too much effort, so I'm not going to do it today.

BUT, here's what I want you to do in order to build your confidence. Just start talking to people, doesn't matter who they are. The way you'll get comfortable in social situations is by experience, which is by being in them. It isn't such a big deal if you mess up. I know people love to over examine your mistakes, but other people DO NOT care if you said, "you too" to them when they told you happy birthday or whatever. Don't over examine things, or overthink.

Just talk to people on the bus, at the bus stop, at work, at the store. Just say hello, whatever. You'll notice people don't really mind all that much. Want to go deeper? Go to a phone booth and call a 1800 number for free and talk to somebody from SlapChop or whatever to get comfortable talking out loud to people, and your voice.

Finally, I know it's tough to meet people at your age so you need to make yourself available. Go outside, do things, join clubs, join intramurals, play some pool. Anything remotely social.

Fake it till you make it. Don't tell women you're a a 35 yr old virgin. That's how you feel inside. They don't know anything about you. Look at yourself in the mirror and draw conclusions based on how you look and fix them. Jeans too big? Probably look retarded. What you show is what people know about you. You're just an average 35 year old fatty in America, just like everybody else. Act normal, and fit in and you'll get pussy in no time.

I have, and I have cheated on her twice.

Because I'm white and all girls are racist

Love yourself or nobody will.

boom

Idk if its a pride thing or whatever but i mean some people really value loyalty to the T

theres no shame in it idk

Probably because I'm a raging homosexual

You're both fucking retarded. Where do you live? Africa?