I moved in to a small property in the Blue ridge mountains a month ago left to me by my dad. Civilization is a 45 or so minute drive away.
Past couple days, my dog begins barking uncontrollably at ungodly hours in the night. A couple nights ago when my dog woke me up, I found that the TV in my living room was on and emitting blinking dots and low beeps and hums.
Last night at around 5:00AM in the morning, I was awoken by a sound not unliked a train horn despite there being no train tracks near my area.
My only conclusion is that the ayys are observing me. I checked into a motel for the night since I've been scared shitless after what happened last night. I asked /x/ what to do but they all are batsiht insane and are telling me it's demons and shit. Have you guys had similar experiences to this and if so, what course of action did you take? Do I go back to the house?
I've never experienced anything like it, but buy some cheap cameras and audio recording devices and see if you can capture something. People take you a lot more seriously when you have evidence.
Elijah Bell
I think you're just being paranoid. If aliens really did come here, they'd have to be hundreds or even thousands of years more advanced than us. I doubt they'd give as shit about doing meaningless stuff to mess with you.
Juan Howard
bumping
Anthony Robinson
Post pics OP. This could be the next red faced "GOD" thing
Hudson Davis
What state?
Joseph Price
They could probe him, or fuck his dog. You're right they would be incredibly advanced, but being so advanced you wouldn't be able to comprehend the reasons for their visit. You'd just be a hairy ape compared to their mindset.
Logan Gray
is the thread on /x/ still on?
Kayden Smith
You gotta try and get abducted OP. Start laying naked outside during the night time and maybe they'll be attracted to your body. Do strange things normal humans wouldn't and maybe they'll be more attracted and think you're a good specimen. Fuck a dog or something wild. They'll be on you like flys on butter
Noah Richardson
Dude maybe is a killer not an Alien.
David Thomas
Butter-flies?
Josiah Clark
Go back to the house but
1. Only during the day until you finish the plan
2. Set up a signal receiver and monitor highest and lowest frequencies you can
3. get a friend to watch the skies 4 u
4. Coat the inside of your house with tinfoil, I'm talking full renovation. Open up the walls and pack that shit in, set layers up in the attic or whatever, even on the windows and door. You can disguise them as insulation pads so you dont look too crazy
5. Take dog to the vet to make sure theres no ayys fucking with him, then take him home, keep him inside at night, if youre rich enough get a signal blocking collar
6. Get a shotgun and ask /k/ how to make electrically charged buckshot. Idk how to do it but if would certainly fuck up any ayys and their ships.
7. Dont go to sleep until youre safe from everything but an actuall physical attack
Brandon Torres
I'm pretty sure that if we managed to travel through space and/or time and encountered more primitive sentient species, we would shove probes up their asses just for shit and giggles.
So why wouldn't they?
Joseph Bell
This
Brayden Young
Why ain't we funding this.
Nicholas Nelson
1) Why aren't you observing the ayys with us then?
Nathaniel Myers
Hurr durr, if humanity discovered extraterrestrial life that was less advanced than us we wouldn't care about it, Hurr durr
Joshua Lewis
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Colton Torres
just tell it to sell ur shit
James Cruz
You're a fuckin moron, unplug your TV and go the fuck to sleep. Most televisions have some sort of remote access (including via the actual fucking remote which if you aren't aware of universal remotes then maybe you should look it up it's 2016) Your dogs are reacting to PEOPLE who are in your general vicinity that are smart enough to know not to break in but clever (not that they'd neet to be) enough to somehow turn on your TV and also broadcast a short range signal using another device. The train sound can be made by literally anything that is some sort of machine and can be taking place in portions of your house that you're not aware of or are not accessible from your home but are directly on your property (LIKE A FUCKING TUNNEL YOU DOUCHEBAG) >final result, if you didn't have a face to fucking face with the motherfucker in the picture you just posted and take a selfie with it then you're refusing to acknowledge the undeniable fact that all the bullshit you just described can be done with human ingenuity. >Sweet dreams you gullible pussy.
Bentley Miller
DO NOT GO BACK TO THE HOUSE >Unless you want to be taken to their planet.
Colton King
Leave the cabin and never return. Most intelligent life visiting our planet is sinister and if they so choose you will end up like one of the 100,000+ missing persons who don't even have an open case.
Be thankful you have not gone missing. Evacuate the house and (if you have morals) do not sell it and leave this burden with someone else.
Nolan Price
Read communion by Whitley Strieber It'll make you feel better You can easily find the PDF online
Isaac Hernandez
>OP's house is 45 minutes away from any other people >People drive 45 minutes to his house every night at 5:00 in the morning just to fuck with him seems likely
Wyatt Sanchez
Go back to your hovel and pre-lube your ass. The ayylmaos will thank you by leaving you with as little ass-bleeding as possible.
Cameron Miller
Did you see a pic related?
Ayden Torres
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Michael Howard
Or they live out there in the woods near his property without his knowledge and they're fuckin with him because they want him out. Or he has an internet connection and a smart TV and pissed somebody with coding experience off. Or he's just a paranoid pussy and buys into the tricks his mind plays on him when he's all alone 45 minutes away from civilization.
Brody Mitchell
>I asked /x/ what to do but they all are batsiht insane and are telling me it's demons and shit. I laft, but no john, u r the demons
Robert Baker
Take salt and start from the back of the house and throw it in the corners while reciting the Lord's Prayer. Work your way to the door and place a line of salt along all door openings. Get some crystals and place at the top of the doors (they don't have to be a certain size). Do not threaten it, do not answer it, just throw the salt and keep reciting.
Austin Morales
incredible advanced creatures are only interested in fucking your dog and probing your ass
Carter Peterson
Delet this
Luke Peterson
I hate every fucking thing about you and I hope you develop a tumor.
Brody Morgan
Why? That's a real picture.
Charles Cox
what if the alien is religious and prayers to Space Jesus after anal probing you for forgiveness.
I don't believe Sodium will help.
Bentley Smith
Probe the alien with an American flag
Logan Rodriguez
Are the aliens slugs or what?
Jeremiah Wilson
Only an arrogant moron would believe extraterrestrial life would take another humanoid form. For all you know aliens could be the size of a grain of sand with a telekinetic presence that occupies enough space to control shit for miles away from where it's physical location is.
Austin Kelly
there are many species.
Austin Lopez
Sometimes I see my dog walk by me and I get spooked idk why but he is a nice doggo he does not do me a like only does the spook and the anger
Connor Williams
also rub your genitals with snake oil while reciting the quran
Sounds like psychosis, especially if you're first assumption is ayyliums.
Parker Kelly
seriously dude, Id delete before too many see this. you really shouldn't have this pic. clear browsing history to be safe, DO NOT ENLARGE THE PIC!
Jack Diaz
I got a buddy of mine who's a priest/exorcist/necromancer who might be interested in coming up there and taking a look at the place if you'd supply us gas money to get up there and back. We're out in Charlotte, so run the numbers and get back to me if you're interested.
Make sure the focus on the cameras is shit and the audio drops out a lot.
Ethan Mitchell
Get a dog, buy a gun.
You're living in the Blue Ridge Mountains you should have those anyway.
Dominic Campbell
dont listen to this fucker
go to a psychiatrist and get your head checked, you sound a little bit schizo
Jackson Taylor
Providing you're not trolling it could be carbon monoxide poisoning.
Dominic Peterson
what
Dylan Young
Obvious shill is obvious
Nolan Mitchell
"get a signal blocking collar" kek. Do they have an infomercial for these things.
Zachary Peterson
OP i hear something similar to a train horn in the dead of night every now and again too
I live in northern rural NM just a tad south of bloomfield and there is nothing that should produce that kind of sound during the times it does.
My nearest neighbor is a native american family, lives about 3 miles away, and they hear the same thing too. They heard the same damn thing 3 miles away.
I've asked them what they thought it was and grandma went on some rant about sky spirits.
Interesting part is when this very audible horn does happen, wildlife just shuts up. Coyotes, owls, dogs. Even the crickets during the summer. That's scary when animals don't even make a sound; its like they know they'll die if they do.
Justin Reyes
Bullshit. I live in the Blue Ridge, approx 45 mins from DC. You're just being a pansy, faggot.
Ethan Flores
you sound fucking batshit my friend
Julian Perry
Shhh, don't tell him. That could be the best move for the world at large, is being rid of people this stupid.
Charles Hernandez
aliens have already been disclosed to the public by various governments.
Cameron Nguyen
omg, why are americans so fucking retarded
Ian Howard
It wasn't us. We crashed out after we ran out of pizza around 3am. Some of it's still behind the toilet if you need proof. Might of been those fuckin' Teletubies, they're always doing weird but stuff with people and posting the pics on spacebook. Fuck those guys. Fuckin' weird ones. If we hear anything we'll get back to you. Peace.
Lincoln Peterson
Like we wouldnt scoop up aliens like we do animals. What abput documentary.ay e they are filming us in our natural enviroment for movies about primitive cultures that aliens go to see in there movie theaters.
William Lee
If you have clicked on this pic then you need to format you HDD now. No more warnings.
Cameron Foster
blue ridge mountains are hella haunted, /x/ may have been right
Brody Sullivan
what is your badge number?
do you inderstand the consequence of your stupidity?
Nathaniel Stewart
Humans fuck animals and other fucked up shit. Wht would aliens be different. Ever pull the wings off a fly? Thats what alien assholes do to us
Ian Flores
I really really want to click on this pic
Isaac Hughes
THEY KEEP COMING TO MY HOUSE
YOU CANNOT STOP THEM HOW AM I MEANT TO ?
Levi Ramirez
nice one randy
Nathaniel Lopez
that shit stain on the bench
Asher Moore
>all are batsiht insane and are telling me it's demons and shit
Get cameras and shit
Christian Lopez
I fucking kek'd
But seriously , , but have a point. Considering you're a hermit, I'd be willing to bet you've been drinking a little too much as well.
Parker Perez
whats wrong with the picture user posted if anyone can explain of the ayy lmao
Carter Hughes
This is not the work of ayy's. This is the work of the supernatural.
John Hall
It's probably rust... Maybe.
Nathaniel Lopez
stop electing drunken hermits.
Kayden Kelly
I saved this pic to my computer. Thanks dude.
Aiden Richardson
Fuck off space niggers where full
Mason Martinez
meant for
Ryan Hall
Seriously this. Or it could be both. Aliens investigating our demons and spirits on this planet. Go the full anti demon and spirit route with some symbols amd blood rituals and set up catastrophic anti alien booby traps out of explosives and high voltage electrical fields. Battery acid bomb and some claymores are a good idea too. And how the fuck do you pronounce "ayy"
Kevin Miller
Record this shit and put on youtube.
Matthew Mitchell
>train horn despite there being no train tracks near my area It could be miles away. I know the tracks in my area and CN or whatever comes through weekly. How loud was the horn?
Colton Hill
You pronounce it like the letter A but drag it out more
Zachary Adams
to everybody who clicked and stare at that picture, now close your eyes and the face you see . will be the face you will see from now on.. for a very long time .. DO NOT ENLARGE AND STARE AT THAT THING. I will not repeat
Luke Martinez
If anyone has the story where a guy found shit in his wall and then literslly scared the ghosts out of his house post it. It's what OP needs to do if it is ghosts.
Grayson Diaz
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Tyler Sullivan
Nobody had any desire to enlarge or stare at it until you started posting.
Andrew Harris
Iron rod with taser on the end, iron will fuck up ghosts, taser for the ayyliens.
Also salt, holy water, and a crucifix
Samuel Nguyen
this. link to x thread?
Eli Cox
Great thread
Top kek
Jayden Wilson
ok im freaking out!!!.. i do see that face now when i close my eyes
ffs how do i get this face out of my head now its fucking terifying !!
They just want to record you. They do weird shit to see how you react to it and how quickly you figure out the source. Don't try to record them, don't try to scare them away, just make it clear that you know they're out there and that you don't appreciate them fucking with you. Yell something harmless like "Okay, I get it!" out your window whenever things start to get weird. They'll probably make their presence even more obvious if you do this. Just make it clear to them that you aren't looking for a fight or to plaster them all over YouTube with some goofy agenda to alert the masses to what they're trying to do behind a closed curtain.
If they wanted to abduct you or hurt you, they would have by now. Life isn't an alien horror movie where they do shit just to taunt you before killing you and harvesting your organs.
Thomas Adams
they are small and green and often in your backyard.. i came face to face with one when i came to put my bicycle in the shed at night
Logan Baker
Are you sure your senses haven't got into the ether from drug use? Can I get a better account of this little green man?
Ryder White
They will come and ,,,well you were warned.
Dylan Turner
You think aliens dont have anti electric tecnology to protect against such things. Taser needs to be wayyyyyyyy stronger or be a taser sword to bypass alien armor. Most effective method would probably employ liquid nitrogen or toxic gas. Flash laser cluster bomb in case of movie ending alien event where their all breaking in.