Waifu claiming thread: Go to sleep Americans edition

Waifu claiming thread: Go to sleep Americans edition
Previous: The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

I wish I was old enough to appreciate 80s and 90s football. Sometimes I have to watch old games because the currents games are too soft for me.
Hey that's not very nice. My waifu is 15 years old. She's ready for a pounding.
No?! What?
Take me to the hospital then!
>liking a team because of their colors
what??

best snek

Sameji claim'd

This is true

>tali claimed

Go to sleep, Americans*
No, they caught my eye back in 2010 because of their colors. Like I said, didn't even like football back then. Now I like them for reasons I don't really know.

stay warm tonight

*biggie cheese walks into thread again* whats up guys im still here

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Its only 841 pm

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>Be me
>Be 30 year old virgin
>In cold dark basement
>Gives a kiss to my body pillow
>Kiss it right on cum stain
>Rolls 300 pound ass off of bed
>Shit in man diaper
>Ignores it
>3 Weeks of stench from not showering
>Plop my ass on computer chair
>Brush away the roaches away from mouse and keyboard
>More roaches on monitor
>Plucker my lips and blow wind to scare them away
>They scatter from the stench of mountain dew and chicken tendies
>Pulls out 3 inch penis
>Starts slowly fapping to anime loli girls i found on Sup Forums
>Just the tip
>Moans a loud autistic moan
>Mum yells asking if i am allright
>Is about to cum
>Mum opens the door
>I turn to her and cum all over her shirt with my stinky cum
>MUUUUUUUUM
>Mum runs away screaming with my cum falling off her shirt
>Laying on computer chair with 3 inch penis
>I wanna run away
>Takes all the mountain dew and chicken nuggets
>Kisses my body pillow telling her everything will be okay
>Body pillows dose nothing covered in cum stains were i wanked in bed
>Runs 10 feet away from house
>IthinkIAmGoingToFaint.exe
>Fall down next to body pillow
>Kevin the ass kicked me
>Starts making fun of me saying anime is trash
>He tears up my body pillow with a knife
>My waifu!
>Runs at him screaming like a faggot
>Stabs me with knife
>Is dead
>Gets sent to hell for being such a loser
>Succubuses tie me up
>Yes my BDSM fetish is finally gonna come true
>They cut my dick off
>They shove my 3 incher in my shitty ass and leave
>Stay there thinking how my life would be different if i never watched anime
>the end

Search your feelings and find the answer!

claimed

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Get some, a good lewder always has a source of lewds
Indeed, also best lewds

(Alice)
That's quite alright.

(Tali)
God the Dmv sounds like a terrible place

I'll get you there lickity split

(Sheena)
Go on Pixiv, the boorus, etc. if you need more pics. Also worth doing bing/google/etc. image searches of the waifu in moon runes.

Nice, a good trainer will always have good job security. I did quite a bit of that at my job before I moved up to mgmt.

Haha, that's awesome. I feel bad for anyone who may have picked Cleveland though. Saints will be rebuilding soon since Brees will be gone sooner rather than later. There's some talent though. Cooks will need a good QB to continue developing as a WR.

It was totally different then. Hell, I remember when WRs and DBs alike abused the heck out of each other. Then Michael Irvin changed all of that since he bullied everyone. If you loved defense and a rushing attack though, 80s and 90s were a golden era. 3000 yards passing as a QB then was 4000-5000 now.

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>Finds lolis on Sup Forums
>Faps all night with 3 incher
>Cums buckets all over computer screen
>wizard powers

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>tiddies are arguably just as good as rachnera's

Fuck off west coast.
I can't really say why I like them. They're bad every year. I just don't really like NFL, I'm more of a college football fan.
You obviously have the young talent, just need to grow those young talented men into superstars.

You are just jelly that you are not a wizard like us.

But I'm poisoned and I slowly die with every step you take!

Football is so pussfied now. I should move on to another sport.

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Lets get roooooooight into the meta

>for you
It is any. government office is
Plus it cam with a .50$/hr raise so im not complaining
No you fuck off

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"thanks whoever the fuck"

>virgin
>faps to animated girls with big eyes
>smells
>lives with parents
>no thanks

2010 Saints had the hardest schedule in the league at that time and then they faced the UNSTOPPABLE Colts in the Superbowl. You should have liked them then!

Good evening.

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Sure sounds like it
>wew
Beautiful, keep them coming.

Mine

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I didn't like football back then.

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shit

>Go to sleep, Americans
>Almost 11pm CST
I'm gonna stay up another 2 hours or so, mate; you can't tell me what to do.

Not gonna lie, I've never had schnitzel before.

>Anyone from the "Tales of" franchise.
Great taste, user.
>Symphonia is one of my favorites.

You just jelly you don't live with your parents and have no anime girl to fap to.

Hi Eru.

They are always jelly, just let them cry for now.

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Claiming Gish

Here's mine.

You missed out on the best Saints' season ever.

best girl claimed
>late to the party

Aylmao

NFL isn't even good anyways.

Very well
>Tfw avid saints fan
>Watch them all the time in highschool
>finally senior year the make the playoffs
>watch all the amazing comebacks
>watch my team finally win it all
Top 10 moment for sure

>walk in woods alone
>shekelstein follows me
>hey goy what you doing in these woods
>pls shekelstein
>he forces me down with his g-d like kike powers
>take my money
>pulls my pants down and bend me over
>fucks my ass with his big nose
>starts sniffing in my ass hole
>im gonna cum
>i cum liquid gold from my ass
>profit
>goy

Yeah it died back in 08 like everything else.
I wish my team would make the playoffs!

You not an ayy.

Sounds like something that might happen to me.

That's where things can go south unfortunately. Seattle is coming back down to earth gradually, but as long as there's more talent to be found, it won't be a sudden decline. A bad coach can screw all that up though.

Hockey if you like seeing people your size beat the crap out of each other. If you need perspective though, just watch some NBA basketball or FIFA. You'd swear that snipers were sitting in the upper decks the way some of the actors sell contact.

Oh hell yeah. Keep doing your thing and you'll keep moving up then. Interim assignments or extra duties without pay raises are a dead end.

A lot of NO fans were pretty insufferable after that. Then again, any fanbase is like that after finally winning one. Pot meets kettle.

It's pretty damned good. Easy to make too.

>Tales of
Phantasia SNES was what got me into emulation since I got to do some bug testing for the fan translation. Even if the series has somewhat stagnated lately, it's still one of my favorites as well.

I have 2 teams with 1 championship each but as of late 2 them constantly make playoffs then die.

What would you like for this christmas?

That picture is kind of sad.

Thank
i've only beaten symphonia/dawn of the new world, though. played some of vespiria, have abyss on the 3ds but never play it, and zestiria on pc but my desktop can't handle it ;-;

It is. Because I haven't had sleep yet and I am emotional again...

College football is far superior.

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It used to be but now its just the alabama wins show

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Don't worry i planned on it
God yes
>post more
Waifu who gets more meaningful screen time

Nonsense.
You must be speaking of your taste and attitude.

I don't have that in my sack

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-Ugh I can't watch anything other than football anyway.
-Steeler fans are just the worst, but I've been seeing Bronco fans act like PoSs recently. They boo'd Manning because he threw 4 ints in a roll after he threw 58 TDs!
You can only have one!
I want my family together, but that will never happen.
Take a long hot bath and fap, it helps me.
I'm not taking that bait!
Hey nice feet!

I can just go to bed too...

someone to do this with

What's the matter?

forgot image

Different sports dorkus

I can get you a new family.
Best I can do is a $20 giftcard to target

nobody can reply to this post.

I am a cunt to myself. So I am forcing myself not to sleep.

Lies

Do not meme.

Do you have lewds though?
>more
These have been perfect

>Steeler fans
I was surrounded by them for 4 years, one of them was the first SB that Seattle lost. Being consoled by Iggles fans feels terrible.

That's the part that's anticlimactic. All the buildup and then a squash match in the championship game. I still enjoy college ball, just don't have the time to follow as many teams like I used to.

Need an 8 team playoff and some way to equalize talent like the salary cap does for pro

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I'm always packin
Stop crying, i'll give you a hug.

>bait
youtube.com/watch?v=NM37sKcgzK0
I'm going to bed now. See ya later.

Oh I thought you were one of those bandwagoners for a moment.
I wish... don't play on my emotions, please.
Why not?
You should treat yourself with more respect. Have a slice of cake with milk, you'll feel better if you eat it slowly.
Ugh, you have a horrible life. You're making me sad.

But I hate myself... I love everyone around me but myself.

What is your name?

>clicking that bait link

And rest well, Shiro.

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I mean, there's no getting around the issues that arise. I've actually heard that they had/are going to censor one of the beginning scenes for the global version of Tales of Berseria, but that's been going back and forth the past couple of days because of the slightly misleading trailer they released on the game.

I've been meaning to get back a bit closer to the series, but it hurts knowing I have the wrong console to do that...
>I've also been told that even if I did decide to sell my current console to get the one I need, it'd be irrelevant because of the new upcoming consoles from Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo.

Why do you hate yourself? You are the only person you have.
Just call me Momo.

Steelers aren't horrible but the fans are bad
Broncos fans are worse imo
>Don't watch much football

See not so lonely anymore!
Im going to guess your name starts with the letter i

Oh god no i hate those guys.
Especially seattle/patriot "fans"
Saints had the owl win 09-10
Ducks won the stan lee cup in 06-07
Braves I dont think have ever been to the world series...
And the grizzlies havent been to the finals yet
Then there's mississippi state in college sports which is why the only team im actually bamdwagoning at all is dallas
Wait till yoi see this one

Yeah, that'd be pretty good actually. Take the champions from the 5 major conferences, and the other 3 spots can go to the remaining best teams.

It's all good, I've just been around long enough to see both sides of success/failure with the same team.

I'm gonna head to bed though, it was good talking to you. No dying of illness allowed.

I have my Flan...

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>literally every college football fan i know begs cor that kind of playoff

Oh my real name? It starts with an A.
You are an impressive sports fan! I'm jealous. You belong in Sup Forums.
All I've seen is failure from my team so far and the future doesn't look bright. Goodnight !!
Flan is great and all but why do you hate yourself?

you could probably emulate the older ones if you really want to, and to my understanding they get ported every now and again to newer consoles.
The PC symphonia is a port of the ps3 port of the ps2 port of the gc version, 3ds abyss is a port of the ps2(?) version, and i think zestiria was also released on the xbone and ps3/4
>nice trips btw