What is the point in going to a strip club?

What is the point in going to a strip club?
I just can't see why you'd pay to watch a girl get naked just to have to go home to jerk off.

Also, strip club stories.

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Seeing the real thing once in a while is surprisingly compelling. Also pretty funny to pay for a lapdance with a sock full of change.

got shitfaced and racked up credit card limit at club once, worst idea ever

If you go to a really nice club, you'll be able to see and touch some very beautiful women.

For the same amount of money you can get a escort off of Backpage who will fuck you, but she won't be as good looking.

It's mostly for laughs tbh

No idea, OP. I've been to a few strip clubs, and it basically sucks.

The only times it is fun is when you have a fun group of friends with you...yet having fun with those friends would be BETTER anywhere else and you wouldn't have strippers grinding up on you like street panhandlers.

I went to a full nude strip club and it was really great. You throw 5 bucks at the strippers and they have to get completely naked. I had a few of them spread their ass real close to my face. It was wonderful. I went on a Friday night so all the chicks were really fucking hot. There was this one chick that I talked to throughout and she offered me a lap dance and I accepted. During the lap dance she let me grab her tits and rub her nips. She also raspberried my balls which felt surprisingly really good. She spread her ass and rubbed up against my dick through my shorts. It was a really good time. If I were still a virgin, it definitely would have been enough to make me cum. Go to the right strip club and you will get much more than a show.

Used to go to a shitty country bar with strippers some nights. Not long after I started drinking, I vaguely remember enjoying myself immensely (meaning every there probably remembers me as a complete cunt). That place eventually got shut down because the bouncers were selling meth.

Went to a much classier place in the city once because bored as fuck, ended up spending most of the night with one girl. A little thick, but good lord those tits... Couple of bed dances and some champagne, she starts talking shit about immigrants and stuff. I mean absolute Sup Forums incarnate, funny as hell.

Best time was a club on Waikiki Beach (Hawaii By Night IIRC). Everywhere I had been before was a 'hands at your sides' kinda situation. Girl takes me back for a private dance, I'm sitting on my hands. She gives me this weird look, grabs my hands and plants them on her ass. Good times, cute brunette with pigtails. Felt bad because I didn't have enough on me to give her a good tip.

Get drunk with your friends and watch some titties.

Shit I've gotten handjobs, blowjobs, and even fucked in a strip club. Up your game, niggers

I used to think this too but strip clubs can be fun
>be me and make a road trip to dallas with 4 friends
>get drunk at friends house he suggests strip club
>never been but I had just gotten paid, drunk me is cool with it
>surprisingly nice club
>its byob so we bring a 30 rack
>get utterly fucked up
>pay too much for lap dances strippers are actually hilarious and slutty
>let me spank them and grab their tits
>asian stripper says I can go home with her for $300
>too broke at that point
>spent around $500 in a few hours
worth it but havent been back since

I went to the Glitter Gulch in Vegas 12 years ago. I agree with OP about how stupid going to a strip club is, but this event made sure I'll never go to one again.

I got shitfaced and lost $500 on blackjack and was unable to withdraw more funds because I hit my daily limit at 11 PM the previous night, which was really the next day according to my bank on the East coast. Pissed, I got drunk as fuck at the casino bar. My friend suggested we go to the strip club nearby, in Old Vegas, so that I could cheer up.

We get in there and immediately these two bimbos rush up to us and drag us over to this little area with a bunch of couches. We'd never been in a strip club, so we didn't know what this meant. For 20 minutes they grinded on us. I was so shitfaced and distraught from my financial loss that I didn't even get it up. The chick probably thought I was a fag.

They ask us if we want another round but we decide to fuck off and find our friends at the casino. They tell us that that'll be $300 for the two dances. My friend and I are freaking out. We have maybe $50 between us. There's a large black man at every exit, so no escape even if we were drunk enough to attempt it.

strips clubs are a front for prostitution. you pay them enough and you can get shit from them.

This thread is full of fucking amateurs.

There are at least 4 strip clubs in the city I live in that a fucking whorehouses and when you learn how to identify the whores and make an offer to them, you can get your cock sucked or fuck a chick in almost every one of them. I have never paid more than $300 for a single chick and $400 for the best 2fer ever. I can get pussy on my own, but it's not nearly as efficient as whores. Only ever had one bad experience, never got an STD... strip clubs give me the opportunity to figure out what I'm dealing with, unlike the backpage skank who's going to grab the "envelope" and make a run into her giant pimps arms.

>continue?

I feel exactly the same way. What's the endgame? Absolute best case scenario, you watch naked chicks dance, get one of the, to squirm around in your lap a bit for a few mi Utes, maybe grab some titties, depending on the rules of the particular establishment you're at, then go home and jerk off. You're basically paying to blueball yourself.

Why not just get an escort? An hour with a decent escort probably won't cost much more than what an evening at a strip club would've cost anyway, and you're actually getting your dick wet.

> be me 4 years ago
> go to Vegas with 5 friends
> go to spearmint rhino
> getting completely fucked up at a table
>9/10 Asian stripper sits on my lap fishing for money
> starts dancing for me while I'm drinking
> decide to go to the secluded vip section
> bitch starts riding me like God
> slowly pulls out my cock and asks me if I want her to keep going
at this point I'm so fucked up I obviously tell her yeah even tho it's costing me like 500$ per song lol
> tell her to fucken ride it well and I'll tip her fat
> she does
> I nut so fucking hard while having my face buried in her tits
> no rubber
> no fucking regrets
> get back to motherland and get tested
> clean

And that's how I spent 3k to cum in a stripper, looking back not worth it but at the time, totally worth it lol

Best time had a strip club:

Took the wife to Centerfolds in Sac area. It was pretty slow so the girls were all having fun. They ended up convincing the wife to give them a lap dance.
She got a couple free outfits out of it. They bought her some stripper cloths to wear as a dare and dance. It was fun as shit. She still talks to one of the girls. Never had anything like it happen at any other club in al my trips.

Also, went to the strip club when I had a couple hours to kill before a lie detector test for Sac PD.

I don't know about that. I guess it depends where you are, but the escorts I've been with were all absolute stunners. Real 10/10s. I've never been to a strip club with girls as hot as them. Maybe if you're in Vegas or something, but most cities, I'd say the ceiling for escorts, looks-wise, is much high than for strippers.

Have gone a few times to this horrible hole in the wall (literally in a strip mall next to a coin laundry) nigger joint. The bar is actually seperated from the dance floor by floor to ceiling plexiglass, you stick cash through little slots in it. A lot of the girls are just "I can't hold down any other job so I'll come here and hope you throw a dollar at me for shaking my nasty ass". But there are a few good ones. One black chick I like, a bit skanky looking but nice. But oh god, the cunt stank that comes off of her. She likes to sneak up behind me and surprise me... But she never does, because I can smell her cunt from halfway across the room. Absolutely glorious. I stopped going there after the BLM shit because I was worried about getting jumped in the parking lot for being a white boy.

I usually don't go to strip clubs here in the US because I feel it's just a tease so I just roll down over the border to the Whorehouses.

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So we had no idea we were getting legit lap dances and that an invisible money counter was cranking upwards at $15 a minute. The girls are looking at us like a couple of dogs who were promised milk bones but the owner isn't coughing up and milk bones and I'm half expecting them to start baring their fucking teeth at us.

I walk over this little window and explain my situation to the guy in drunken slurs. He asks if I have a debit card and I say yes but I hit my daily max. That day I learned that I could use my debit card as a credit card and also did NOT learn what happens when you can't pay your fucking Vegas strippers.

I charged the $300 to my card--that's $800 for the fucking day, gone--and the girls come up to us very angrily asking for tips. I'm so discombobulated that I give the one girl a $20. Her friend--who I forgot to mention doubled up on me for half a fucking song--also comes up, and I give her a $10. I have $10 left now. She goes "What, you didn't think I was worth as much as her?" and I just want to get the fuck out of there. I was drunk, in a strange city, reeling from financial loss, my heart's racing because of all this, I didn't even get a FUCKING BONER from it all, and at the time I was a big pussy, so I gave the bitch my last $10.

I'm sitting there waiting for the guy to process my payment and this other girl comes up. That was the moment I gave up. I told her she could grind on me, fuck it, and got another song's worth of a lap dance. $140 more bucks, with her tip on top of that on the receipt, charged to my card. Then we got the fuck out of there.

I had to cover us because I had the money in the bank and my friend didn't. He felt like a complete asshole and I was visibly angry but I tried not to be a dick about it. We both didn't know what we were getting ourselves into.

We met up with the other two and went back to our hotel for a few hours to kill a case of beer while playing circle of death. Good times.

This.
I did one night of strip club hopping and the best part was just hanging out drinking with my brother.
Interaction with the women was more an exercise in not having shit stolen out of my pockets than anything erotic.
Random naked chicks are random.
Only certain guys are really into that shit and it's almost as fun to watch them get so into some strange woman dancing around for them.

What do you look for when trying to pick out the ones that will do extra stuff? I've gotten a few to do extra stuff outside the club, but seems like I'm not having any luck lately with my proposals.

Risk of being arrested. That's the only reason people don't get hookers on the regular.

And (hopefully) that was the day you learned what ALL women are about. The Money. Strippers are probably the most honest women next to Hookers. Straight up - I'll treat you like a King as long as you keep giving me the m-o-n-e-y...

Fucking Cunts are the ones who say "I will love you forever" and "lets get married!". They're the snakes in the grass, m'boys... Beware...

Laugh all you want, but I can get off to a good lap-dancer. There's a full-nude bar where you can touch breasts and butt, and after the second song the first time or the third or fourth song after that, if she knows her shit, I get off. Again, laugh all you want, but shit feels good man, and I don't have to worry about STDs.

>What is the point in going to a strip club?
To put a poor girl with daddy issues through 3 semesters of college?

>Also, strip club stories.
Got dragged to opening night of a new so club in the late 90s. Was rocking some very sweet cream colored wide-leg khakis (JNCO, I think). Anyhow, get asked if I want a private dance by some dancer who looks halfway to the moon. Fuck it, she's hot and that's why we're here, so I say yes. She does her thing, and about halfway through she basically blows me through my trousers as I watch her eyes roll around in her head. When the song ends, I get up and find that she has made a lipstick rubbed imprint of my cock, veins and all, along my pant leg. It's like a freaking headstone rubbing.

She had each of my friends lining up for a dance after that.

Just FYI - Fucked a TON of Strippers. They are essentially messed up chicks with incredibly low self esteem. Act like you have Bank - tell them how amazing they are, how they should be auditioning for Movies, and how your buds with some Producers.

Boom. Profit.

Tell me more.

If you're a good looking bro you can get away w a lot of physicality at a strip club. Strait up licked the pussy (through the panties) she looked stunned that I did it, as i spat my money out on the cunt.

Was dd for my freinds at a strip club. No idea why this super hot stripper asks me why i look bored I explain being dd and babysitting drunk friends. She says that sucks. I go to the patio and she follows me out i light a smoke she asks for one. So we talk for about 2hrs shes making no money on me so i buy her a drink. We keep talking after the drink she starts getting closer then starts rubbing my cock with her knees. I get pretty hard since shes so hot. Moves and sits on my lap because shes says she's cold. Finally time to leave but she says to follow her first i do she shoves my face in her tits while she grabbs my already hard cock. No lie pretty close to cumming. She then thanks me for the drink and tells me to drive safe. It was a good night. Oh her name was kennedy

>Oh her name was kennedy
Um, no.

Most of the time I went to the strip club because I worked there. Yes, I can beat you up when you're drunk.

Which one m8 fellow dallasfag here I usually goto the clubhouse

Yea weird name but she was hot and super nice. No idea why she followed me around i told her i wasn't drinking more than a beer or two and had no $

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Started going to strip clubs at 21. Do the usual thing - sit there like a dork, being slightly embarrassed like most noobs.

Have a older pal who was in love with this one Stripper. She milked him for money all the time. He had a wife, so he was too puss to do anything more than just feed her$20's. So I watched and learned.
Started talking to her friend (who was cuter). Made up a bullshit story that I was working on a TV show, and was friends with the Producer. I had a couple of scripts in my apartment that he asked me to read, etc. (Pro Tip: I actually had a couple of go-nowhere scripts back at my place a writer buddy asked me to read).
Asked if she wanted to come over and read the female parts to see if there was something she'd like me to pitch her for to him.
Reading, yakking, drinking - next thing you know, we're fucking. Light Bulb goes off in my head.
Next night, different club, same bullshit story. Same outcome. You tell them how beautiful they are, and ask if they've ever considered TV.
Hook, Line, Sinker. Fuck 'em, then when they call say that "he already cast some total bitch for the part, but he sent me another script that maybe you can read for". Boom. Seconds...
True story. All bitches want fame. And if they think you can give it to them, they will use what tools they have (read: Tits and Pussy) to get it.

I stopped after I got married (not to a stripper), but it was a very good time in my life, I can tell you that.

Once you realize that this whole "getting laid" thing is really one big Power Game, it's easy. That's why the ugliest fat fuckers in Hollywood can still fuck Starlets. It's all about Power and Desire for Fame.

Haven't any of you guys ever watched "Entourage?" That's the whole premise. Even Turtle gets some scraps left over from Vinnie. Power, or Proximity to Power is what women want, and (again) they will use what is between their legs to get it.

Just don't fall in love. That will fuck you up big-time.

>complete work of fiction
apart from maybe being a dork at strip clubs

Normally Dubs = Truth. But I didn't make up a word of this. My conscience is clear, because essentially these girls make a living milking dudes who they have zero interest in, giving them the false impression that they're handsome or that they actually have a chance. Didn't hurt me one bit to turn the tables, and at least I fucked them pretty good - at least the sober ones (yeah, strippers are pretty much druggies and alkies...).

ouch sorry my man

That's your best case scenario? Damn Dude, step your fucking game up. Strippers are easy to take home, even without spending any money.

always great times at clubhouse.
Best is when I brought gf and lesbian BestFriend with her gf

That is true. Brought my "straight" GF to a club in Vegas (Glitter Gultch), and decided as a gag to buy her a Lap Dance. Fuuuuuuuck. She got so into it, she wanted 2 girls at once - wanted me to watch. Was a major turn-on. But GF didn't want ME to get Lap Dances, so that was a major turn off. Wound up leaving the club wondering how I could put together some "group action" but it never materialized.

This guy is correct.

>Been to 4 strip clubs
>2 high class clubs
>2 sleazy clubs
>Totally miserable experience at "nice" clubs
>Enjoyed myself at sleazy clubs

>Most enjoyable was sitting at stage for hours with a fat stack of ones
>Lap dances are overrated

I fully agree. Been in the strip club once, and it was good, but very expensive. You can get a really good prostitute for less money. And you'll definitely have more fun with a good prostitute than in a strip club.

Good thing I wasn't paying for strip club: it was a gift.

>Couple of bed dances and some champagne, she starts talking shit about immigrants and stuff. I mean absolute Sup Forums incarnate, funny as hell.
i seriously dont get how these strippers think anyone in the world is fucking below them

I agree. I fucked this beauty for ~ $165, and she was purely AWESOME.

Step 1 select hottest check. Step 2 buy lapdances. Step 3 by 4-5th lap dance they're basically grinding on your cock to get you off. This is my routine at every strip club I've been to. Go home having jizzed in my pants every time.

That sounds like a great time girls always get horny at strip clubs

The point is to get them to Suck you in the back, or a hand job if you stink...

They are advertising is available to bring home...

Larry, I know it's you! Pay up!

>she looked stunned that I did it.
That's because she knew what else had happened to it earlier in the day.

Sounds like someone had too many drinks.

Doesn't sound like good times

> or a hand job if you stink...
How about tryng some soap and running water before you go out?

The problem with all these stories is how much this shit costs you. I've fucked a couple strippers, sure but only because they were 18 and thought I was cute. I'd much rather save money and fuck some girl on Tinder though. I only hit strip clubs with friends to drink beer at, or alone for a quick beer, we value our money too much. Worst I ever lost in a night was $40.

Also the power play thing always influences a girl, but it's not that big unless you're dealing with a teen or a hoe. Go for age 24+ and it's all about relationship material, stability, personal image, how their family will think and how you fuck them behind the scenes. Even for a smart stripper.

Odd to pay more than a prostitute, solely to see someone dance when you can't touch.

>Odd to pay more than a prostitute, solely to see someone dance when you can't touch.

Exactly my thoughts

It's all about the head games with strippers I worked at a few of them have fucked and all private rooms even the kitchen and in Dj booth all but the front door, when you find a cool ones they are hell of fun to hang out with, after work party and they bring more girls around but they love the game so you fuck with their heads and get them to buy you drinks. I never give them any money and still get my way.

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