Do I have a small dick? Srs question

Do I have a small dick? Srs question

idk how long is it? it's girthy, so that's what matters. I'm average (5.7"), but I have 0 girth and am the opposite of a shower....so small flaccid. I'll never please a woman with it.

looks fine tho

yes kys

Yeah, you're small as shit bro lmao

It's a good, suckable size.

Yuh, this is average

You small as shit too lol

How dare thee...

Are you all gonna have a fucking sword fight? I mean if so, I'm down

If you're under the world average you're fucked, i.e. you look around 5 inches like me you'll be fine for the most part.

I'd bend over

What about me dudes?

I came here to get insulted. Where is the hate nerds!

Femanon here. This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has given you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive to girls, because confidence is what turns us on.

93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large. There is nothing wrong with your penis user.

>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length

Bullshit. That can't be right.

yeah, that is bs

93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length, user.

Thats average

Thats small too lmao

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Raging faggot, reporting in. I've seen thousands of cocks.

Congratulations. You look like 8 out of 10 men.

what about mine?

Beta faggots!!
who cares what size your dick is!!
the bitch should be lucky you chose her to shoot your spunk into!

its beta fuks like you who make me cringe!
i get to cum and thats what matters! i might let her cum but thats only if i feel in the mood.

and yes i get laid all the time!
been with 40+ girls and lots i have zeros fuks what their last names are.

Really? Lol

I hope you guys like prepping the bull.

(You)

Idk my gf loves my skinny dick. Squirts a lot for me. I guess it just depends on the girl and just do her hard from all angles.

There is a colored graph so it HAS to be like legit!!
>and its on the interweb so thats how you know its "scientific"

Femanon here.

It's not too small. If I had decided to fuck you at a club and then took you home, seeing it wouldn't be a deal breaker. I mean, it wouldn't, on it's own, disqualify you from a second date.

However, It isn't ideal. I would prefer for it to be about 3 inches longer and about 30% more girth.

So small.

taking the picture closer doesnt make it look BIGGER it only makes it look CLOSER!!
HAHAHahahahahhaahhahahhaah

female here and me and my girlfriends laugh at those guys who try and take the picture that close!

The three scientific studies used to aggregate the data depicted in this graph are listed as sources at the bottom of the pic.

that's what an average 5.5 inch penis looks like when it's flaccid.

This is me fucking a daily hook up.

That doesn't look pleasant, or real.

obvious shoop

This doesn't make sense! My dick is 5 inches, it has to be smaller than average! How else am I supposed to explain my failure to attract a mate?

You're smaller bro

It's pretty thick so you should be happy about that. Not especially long but long enough.

>How else am I supposed to explain my failure to attract a mate?

Your using the fact that your penis is 0.5 inches below average as an excuse to never put yourself in a position to face real rejection.

nah it's a good size.. kind of?

this

yes.

Hows mine friends?

i wish my dick was that big.

I'm not even gay and I'd suck it.

spoken as a true beta faggot.
Usually girls have made up their mind whether to fuck you long before you whip your dick out, 99% of the time dick size is not even a factor.

nah bro your facts don't mean nothin' round these parts

You and I are in agreement idiot.

yeah, but blaming it on my dick is easier than admitting I'm flawed as a person.

Sorry, I meant God damn insomnia.

Mine?

Mine too small?

That's flaccid you retard.

It's not small and it looks very good. A good looking dick is always superior.

Nice

do you beta fags actually measure how long your dick is?

do you get upset or happy if its bigger than (insert cm that the media tells you you should be or youre not a manly man)

i dont get this penis envy or why some man would even care the exact size of his dick!

You look average to me dude. 5 inches long is the general "average length"and you look to be about that so you're not small and you're not big. You're average.

are you fucking straight or something cunt?

That is a flaccid cock. MOST guys are small when they're soft. Fuck, I'm 7 inches when hard, but my dick is smaller than yours when its soft. I'm literally a helmet in the bush when i'm soft.

You are a goddamn filthy lying asshole.
>Kill yourself.

send proof faggot.

I'm a fat piece of shit, i'm not showing my fat body on here for you niggers to make fun of me. lol.

I weight 300 lbs, 60 of which I've gained since May, you are slimmer than I am for sure.

You are incorrect my good Sir. I am a fat lard ass waste of life. You are skinny compared to me.

I am literally 6'9" and weigh roughly 370 lbs. I am a huge fat bastard. Sure, I might be tall but I have a huge Homer Simpson belly and man tits to match. You are slimmer than me.

>someone is upset about my superior dick.

I'm 5 foot 3, so I think I carry it worse.

feeling insecure about my dick too

6'4" and 200lbs

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could you point it towards the camera for us? also actually get hard?

I get away with it when wearing a big baggy 4XL t-shirt because i'm so tall, but when I take my shirt off? I'm disgusting. I hate my body but I'm a lazy fuck that has given up on life. I have health problems so exercising is very difficult for me.. combine that with laziness and no motivation to better myself? Eh.. I might carry it better than you, but I am willing to bet you haven't given up on life the way I have.

lol. It's barely even an inch.

You're REAL funny.......

>I lied... you're not funny at all.

Kek

kek'd

not atm, I'm at work, but I measured it a few days ago and it's 6.5 inches (it has a curve I know)

My dick shrunk bc of you betas

Why has no one commented on that fucking nasty dick cheese. Jesus fuck you're disgusting. This is why my kid will be cut.

I'm dead.

Mine is 5 inch, and I'm 6"3'. I feel like my length only makes it look smaller and gives higher expectations.

Awesome, this picture again. I come to this board after three days straight work, and it's like it's the exact same page. You Mr Cunt are cancer. But by all means post a picture of someone's dick, yeah nothing wrong with that, no, course not.

Looks great to me. Good girth!

Looks like mine so I sure as shit hope not.

Anyway just learn to use your tongue well as a fall back. I do and it works.

Kekkity kek

Bait.

i have 6 inch penis, that is all