I just walked in on my girlfriend fucking a close friend of mine on my bed. She just smirked and then stared at me as she continued to ride him.
I'm in my living room now, listening to them fuck. She's never been this loud before. My hands are shaking and I don't know what to do
An hero, quietly
Id start with getting off Sup Forums and taking a walk before you murder someone. Then end with coming back and telling her to pack her shit and gtfo
Or you pack your shit, depending on whose name is on the lease
Claim temporary insanity for what you're about to do lol
turn that frown upside down, shit in your hand and throw it at them.
Get back in that room and get cucked
Rip her off of him and rape her.
Either that or murder suicide.
Yes yes
Or
You could go in and get us some pics
a) then we know you're not a piece of shit attention whore
b) she deserves it?
c) ???
Kill them both
checked
There's only one thing to do in a situation like this when God gives you a challenge to overcome.
>kill them both
Pic or didn't happen
Trips. OP must do this.
this is bait and your even a bigger fag than the way you depicted yourself in the story.
Yeah, i was going to say, thats option two, lol. Then after theyve spread through Sup Forums send them to her family and friends
Leave. Just fucking leave.
She wants to control you, to cuck you. Dont let her have the pleasure.
This. She wants attention. So by all means get revenge with pics, or whatever, but dont get mad, she WANTS that.
Wow long time no see pasta
Threesome and cum on the dude
WALL. Build a Wall.
Grab a knife and do what has to be done.
But seriously you're a total cuck leave you fucking retard.
bruh, spit roast
Delete gym, call Facebook, hit lawyer.
Kick her off and rape HIM without breaking eye contact with your girlfriend.
Start jerking it and run in there when you're about to cum and rub it in both of their faces. What are they gonna do? Call the cops? Worse he kicks your ass. But then you get to tell everyone you know you came in his face.
Look at all these newfags. This boogie nigga be posting this shit all the time. Word for word. Since Sup Forums first started.
walk in the room and suck the guys dick
So many newfags, nice pasta
well for starters you could stop copypasting the same shitty imaginary cuck thread. you fucking loser
Suck the guy's cum out of her pussy.
BIG, BEAUTIFUL WALL!
...
Shoot her
If its your apt then u go in there and kick them out and change locks asap, but her shit on the sidewalk. But since your just beeing a cuck atm i think you will forgive them like the fuckin beta you are...
Have the same guy fuck you while you stare into her eyes, moan louder then her. That will show the bitch.
Copy pasta
This means you get to fuck other women too, you fucking idiot. Talk her into a threesome.
I swear, people these days are given a gift on a silver platter and don't appreciate it.
Be assertive. Join in on her right now. I know it seems gay now, but this almost guarantees you a threesome with a girl later.
I'd love to catch my girl cheating.
OP here, sorry ima lying fag, dubs confirms it
This
Also off yourself you stupid cuck
Bunch of newbies on tonight. Thought i was the only one that noticed.
are your knees weak and your arms are heavy?
Is there vomit on your sweater already?
this is so horrifying. I mean the whole situation is fucked up but fuck, how awful would that be. For both of them, just all around. Uggh.
walk in and piss on them OP.
Obviously whip out your subway sandwich, put on your fedora, march upstairs, and plug her smirk with your penis
>alternatively
>stir the spaghetti so it won't burn
>microwave the garlic bread and meatballs
>serve them when they come down
>take baggie of garlic bread home because they're done studying for the day
Kill them or you're a little bitch
Or take him from behind, as he's taking her from behind
Its moms spaghetti
>take picture and leak them here
>run to the kitchen
>rush back while they still fuck
>slit your throat while furiously masturbate
>be sure to cover them in blood and semen
>???
>profit?
...
Do you have a gun with at least 3 bullets?
wtf bro go walk right in there strip down naked and start fapping and cum on them both as they cum
This wins the internet.
Do it, faggot.
STOP USING STALE COPYPASTA FOR STARTERS.
kill them both you pathetic piece of shit
man the fuck up
why?
Kill your self for using pasta from like 5 years ago
Yeah but on the surface he looks cucked and ready.
Tug your cock while you can still hear them fucking, duh.
>lucky bastard
>Get Louisville Slugger
>Break their fucking ribs
>Get off on account of temporary insanity
WHERE DO ALL THE NEWFAGS COME FROM?
FUCK
WHAT IS GOING ON?
DOES NO ONE SEE THAT THIS IS PASTA?
IS THIS A NEW MEME?
What is up with all these faggot ass cuck threads?
fucking kill yourself retard, fake as fuck. Stop with this jew propaganda.
lol, nice pasta OP. Really shows who all the newfriends are.
>this fucking kid
How about you give sauce on the pic
Whore to a chainsaw
Go jerk off on your moms panties again faggot.
It's professional porn.
>you're welcome
A little more specific with the female pornstar please
First, stop posting this thread every day.
Beta as fuck. Start breaking shit amd throw her out the window
This, plus to OP? The only thing you ever fucked is your life.
I would go in there, slap the ever living shit out of her.. so hard that she'd fall off of his cock, then beat the fuck out of him. Once he's down for the count.. grab her... throw her out the fucking front door, slam that mother fucker.. and then go back into the room and take a shit on that guys face.. smear it in nice and good... wait til he gets up... lead him out the front foor and throws his ass out too. Lock the door and call it a fucking day.
Kill yourself dumbass.
You have a few options. This is a genuine answer. Not being an edgelord or a faggot or anything else.. so please read this:
Option One:
You need to walk off the anger and intense rage you're feeling right now. Calm your head.. DO NOT do anything rash or you're going to kill them both and end up in prison being buttfucked by niggers. So.... go for a walk... once you come back, pack her shit... set it at the front door and tell her to get the fuck out. BE A MAN. Do not back down, do not fall for her bullshit tears and begging you to keep her in your life... just make her leave.
Option two:
Go to the kitchen, grab a knife, and go back into the room right now... slit her fucking throat, push her off of his dick so she bleeds to death on the floor, then proceed to stab that mother fucker that fucked your girl in the chest repeatedly until he stops moving. Call the police and tell them you killed your cheating whore of a girlfriend and her lover.
Option 3:
Same as option two, but instead of calling the police after you murder them both, kill yourself so you don't spend the rest of your life in prison and or have to deal with the death penalty.
Final summation? No bitch is worth your life or prison.. so I highly suggest option #1. Godspeed, OP and good luck to you Sir.
Dump her and move on. You can't make a ho a housewife.
This is pasta
Go back in the room and just watch them fuck. Pull your cock out, and jerk off. No matter what either of them say just keep jerking off. If they continue to fuck in front of you? Keep jerking it.. once you're close to cumming? Walk over to the side of the bed and blow your load all over HIS fucking face. He will instantly get enraged. Once he gets up to come at you? BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM!!!! Then throw his ass the fuck out of your house. Go back in like a fucking boss, she'll be freaking out at this point.. IGNORE HER... pack her shit... throw it outside and tell her to get the fuck out of your house. If she refuses? Call the police and tell them what you walked in on and that you want her out and rather than become violent, you want the police to escort her out of your home. They will show up and remove her. Then you can move the fuck on with your life and feel like a boss.
This is actually good advice and of all places on /b
Shit ya already seen them quit being a pussy and get in their and watch her fuck a real man maybe she will let ya join
Id start with killing your self because this is a copy and paste seen this a year ago fake fag
Tall all her stuff. Douse it in alcohol. Set it on fire. Tell her her shit's on fire. She'll probably like her stuff more than your friends dick and run to sal age something. Lock door when they leave.
Oh, make sure your so called friend's clothes are in the flaming pile of stuff. Enjoy.
This looks like copy pasta.
Sourse plz
copy pasta + who cares even if this was real
the original one wasnt many years ago and we got to see a double murder suicide on the news
Post her nudes.
Pack her stuff.
Call an escort. Hopefully arriving when she's leaving.
Gather a few good friends later and hit the town, it's friday. Move onto pastures new, you dodged a bullet with that cumbucket.
just find a new partner like this one op
or.. or..
enjoy your new life as a cuck. Once shes done ask if you can gentle kiss and clean her pussy.
Oh, this thread again
>grab a shovel/ baseball bat
>knock both of them out
>take them out into the forrest / side of the road etc
> grab her hand with a weapon and proceed to beat the ever living shit out of the dude. til death or not ...up to you.
>drive back to your house
>clean crime scene , change bed , clean car etc
proceed to sit down on couch eating dinner and watching tv
>if your gf doesnt come home ring police and say she hasnt come home.
>her prints are on weapon , you claim to have no idea.
>her word against yours
> win win
I know this didn't happen. There's no way this would ever go down like that
How fucking new are the kids on this board
Jesus
This is some old ass pasta
Wait, arent you supposed to join in? Why didnt you join in?
you got a smart camera? it knew her name.
There's only one solution, set the house on fire and move to Europe where no one can find you. Never even try to find out what happened to them, never look back.
>Kill them both
Agreed, misses and best friend, worst kind of betrayal, do them both, old metal drum, acid.
If she were my gf, she can do whatever she wants. But never in my house, not once in my bedroom.
So get rid of them
Walk back in, suggest they might want to stop. Tell them you've just got the result of your HIV test...