ITT:

ITT:

What's one fact of life that you had to learn the hard way?

Burning wood is fucking hot, even if you're drunk enough to think it's not.

Op is a fag 99.4% of the time.

If you're going to jerk off, make sure you have at least 15 minutes. You need to account for cleanup time.

Just because you think you're good at something doesn't mean you actually are good at it.

Honesty is most important for a stable relationship

Tanks alot

You can't block Havels two-handed strikes.

If you have a sour throat, drinking something with a pH higher than 7 isn't the solution :(

don't trust women

What's your story?

how foamy did it get?

lold

Washing your hands all the time (compulsively) actually weakens your immune system and causes you to get sick more often.

No joke, that is carved into my memory

/thread

Never touch hot glue
Only do it if you think it's cold enough

(You)ING this hard to himself

Lol fuk

In the long run everybody leaves you. Even if you think they won't they're going to fuck off one day. Got a good quote

"I hope you understand me, I ain't no preaching fucker and I ain't no do-goody-goody either. This is about when shit goes pear-shaped and if you aren't or never have been at rock bottom then good luck to you in the big wide world. But remember that one day shit might just start crumbling, your bird might fuck off or you might lose your job. It's when that happens that what I'm talking about will feel much more important to you. So if you ain't feeling it, just be thankful that everything's cool in your world"

You can't Masturbate at school in the bathroom. Lesson learned fifth grade.

Every mistake you make is your own decision..

I did it once. Got no regrets

Everything my parents told me to raise my self esteem growing up was a lie.

studies
>preparing my degree thesis
>being tutored by a cunt
>cunt never had time to do revisions
>friendly male teacher made the revisions
>put friendly male teacher in credits and not cunt
>cunt submits thesis to the national research center on my behalf, put herself on credits

relationship
>4+ years relationship
>mostly stable, occasional fights but nothing serious
>know each other inside out, chemistry off the roof
>have met parents and extended family
>up to family expectations
>just looking for better job before committing
>broke up
>2 months later, she's in a new relationship

work
>ask coworker to cover one of my tasks
>go to the board for a briefing
>came back, coworker nowhere to be found
>coworker just left a few minutes after I left for the briefing

...

If you see a Necromorph laying dead on the ground but you can't remember shooting it, it's not dead.

Not true this place is better than being a douchey uppity faggot on reddit seeking the same information and attention at the same time. Any info can be found here, this is where I get my daily news in an instant.

yeah i think most of that only applies to Sup Forums or /r9k/
other boards can be way different

Sup Forums is also a bit like that

Dont put others before yourself, when push comes to shove they will be nowhere to be found.

Do your job well enough to not get fired. But do not do it so well that people think "yeah give that project to user, he can handle the extra workload".

That sucks, sorry to hear about it. Most women aren't very reliable

Dont get married

You can't be nice to women.

Always wear a condom

You can't convince someone who won't allow themselves to be convinced

save a dollar to every 10 dollars you make.

Cute lovely girls can have STDs too, no matter how clean they look, how fresh they smell.

no one does the shit you want done better than yourself

Being nice to people doesn't guarantee you from them not fucking you over

You can't be friends with someone when feelings are involved.

Once you get out of school and into the real world no one gives a single fuck about who you are or how popular you were.

I mean, who does this anyway, except the OCD sufferers? I only wash my hands If I'm eating or cooking and after going out.

once its broken you need a professional to fix it
unless you have duct tape

>this is where I get my daily news in an instant
I feel sorry for you user

Ditto

It felt so good grinding him down with parry on my second playthrough.

When you gotta wake up and go to work you gotta wake up and go to work

Early 20's is too young to have kids. Wait until closer to 30.

Tru I'm wearing a condom right now and I never even had sex

That no amount of success can really make me happy

dont trust men XD

Long distance relationships don't work out.

dont trust people who use xd

Always stop at the sign

...

Always jack off before making any serious decision involving your love life

>Should i go for cute girl #1 or curvy girl #2
>jack off
>the first one you think of is the one you like more