¿Whats cool now for men?

¿Whats cool now for men?

Getting buff and breeding bitches.

I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

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Slim cuts are in right now. Skinnys aren't unless you're a faggot.

Khakis and polos with dad shoes

Wearing a bra

Neck beards, craft beer and scarfs

Fedoras

I should really get a scarf

havin sex with women you dont know thier name

I wouldn't wear anything but the far left, but I would wear them knowing that a lot of girls like dudes in chicken-leg skinny jeans these days.

Don't let women decide what you wear. That's how you end up in high top converses and a cardigan with shitty song lyric/tribal/etc. tattoos. Dress for comfort and the amount of vapid skanks who look your way will decline significantly

women who dont show leg and clevage and have long hair are stupid man hating commies make fun of them nonstop

Elbow patches, organic food, and curled mustaches

not being a /fa/ggot

regular because you're a man not a faggot.

Soccer warmups, half a buzzed head (preferably with a line), nigger endorsed shoes

Working in an office while growing a beard to make it seem like you're a toiling alpha

You just described 99% of guys in my school

Having a name like Aiden, Ehron, Mason, etc

Slim cut jeans are for manlets.

Tattoo with no solid line work I.E. watercolor style

Driving 4 cylinder cars

slim>regular>skinny>super skinny
all of them are cool, just whatever fits you best but that's the order they usually look best in, unless you're tubby.

vegan shoes

Being a woman is in this season

Accepting multiple genders in society

Eating bun cakes over doughnuts

Stop giving a fuck and wear whatever. People who think your a fag for wearing skinny or slim jeans are closeted homos anyways.

those are looking lika penis.

What happened to spraying yourself with axe and throwing on an affliction shirt with diesel jeans?

boot cut

Reporting bullies instead of standing up to them.

probably anything except regular, but i only wear shorts so what do i know.

Is the trucker hat still in style?

i wear lee daren on a daily basis.
cool pants. fits great.

dubs are in this season

>women who dont show leg and clevage and have long hair are stupid man hating commies make fun of them nonstop
ssh dont spread the secret

Cold brew coffee

Wear comfortable clothing that's not ripped to shit. That's the "coolest" approach.

For jeans I wear skinny stretch because I like the way bitches stare at my massive quads and calves... I also like to jerk off to my physique in the mirror when I am alone