We name the most beta hobbies a guy can have

We name the most beta hobbies a guy can have

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gaming

shitposting

Orbiting

Watching anime

being op

living

making sculptures out of your own shit

D&D
Pathfinder
Literally any game with dice

Writng poetry

working out

browsing Sup Forums

Playing pokemon go

Airsoft

Cars

mmos

capitalism

seeing how many oreo's i can shove up my ass

wisconsin

Sex in thhe missionary positioni for the soul purpose of reproduction

Does anyone have a pic of confused laughter. I need it to show my reaction to this post. Thanks in advance.

Drinking light beer for the taste

flame print anything

mfw drawing isn't on here :)

anything with colors or sounds

Eating your own cum and uncontrollably farting at the same time

Anime

drawing anime/manga style art is...now

Watching birds.

being closed minded

hating yourself

doland trumps

Knitting

Stretching your scrotum so your balls reach your knees

Chronic Masturbation to questionable things.

people pretending to have depression / being suicidal
>reddit
>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums

smoking weed with other people in groups

having unprotected sex with penguins

>projecting

Wildly fingering your asshole in social situations to relieve stress

Shitposting on an anonymous image board making fun of people who do what they love.

shooting up schools and raping the still warm bodies before the police arive

Going to a Hillary Clinton rally

Collecting yu gi oh cards and battle matts.

Getting a boner in gay anal sex and being called a faggit by the dude whos fucking you because of it

trying to get repeating digits on a Vietnamese towel folding messenger service

lol why?

Havong sex with dead children in a morgue and not eating the remains

found the beta!

Crashing your new Lamborghini that you just bought after reading books for years in California into a wallmart

spontaneously screaching and voiding your bowls when people activate your sleeper agent callsighn

jacking off to your own asshole in the mirror but make eye contact on the peak of orgasm

>having casual sex with women
>doing drugs recreationally
>playing sports competitively
and that's just off the top of my head

White Knight posting

Making vine compilations

Having your family gather round to watch you play with forskin and talk about anal vour on Christmas day

Having sex with family cat when your mom goes out to buy more chicken tendies

Having sex with your sweet body pillow waifu infront of some terminal ill cancer patients

Shoving an egg sack of brown recluse spiders up your ass hole

Ay fuck you we're outside and being active you fat cunt

Putting your aids blood in a super soaker and storming the cathedral of rome at morning mass shouting "allah akbar"

Not joining the darkside and pumping your sweet imperial storm trooper juices into ewok females infront of their husband and kids to show the sith rule galaxy

Playing a megman x Rom on your mom's computer on a Friday night while all your old friends from high school are coming home from university to hang out and talk about there success and futures while you're to ashamed to ask your father for movie ticket money since you've haven't been able to hold down a job for more than 3 weeks at a time.

>He doesn't know The Saga of King Olaf
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You could train with real weapons in a real military.

Naw, knit that bitch a scarf, bitches love scarves

This isn't a post people you hate thread

Letting your younger sister peg you ass for money as she giggles and you cry

>reading undertale fanfiction
>writing undertale fanfiction

Fap to loli

Jacking off in trash can waiting for some to put some litter in so you can lick their fingers

>fanfiction that contains sex in general

Stalking a girl you orbited in high school and saving money to moves 5 states over to stalk her at her university.

Being a suicide hotline assistant and describing in detail what you had for lunch and what its made your ass hole smell like whenever you get a call

Do you regret your decision yet?

Eating chicken tenders with macaroni and cheese unironically

It's okay if you get it from a restaurant

Giving in to your urges and raping a 7 year old at your old elementary school...

Like a fried chicken restaurant, not someplace that just has it for the kids to eat

> collecting fedoras
> the horse cartoon for little girls
> anonymous internet white knighting
> shitty forced meme maker

Smelling hobos at bus stops and imagining your life together before your bus arives

I bought it from a grocery store ,prepacked from the deli...i was hungry and it was only 2.50 and the pieces were big...

>fanfiction

Crochet.

Thats actually alpha, man.

Not really, I'm slowly getting closer to her, she's a nerd so I'm hoping to run into her at the mall or the movies,the problem is she goes to a private university so I can just walk over to her, tho I've seen her already. I'm hoping to find some random musicians on Craiglist so I can start a band and playing gigs her school.
It's been 3 years so I wanna make a good first impression

Wtf

Found the autist serial killer

Same fagging
>40 posters
>83 replies
I'm on to you op.

Doing either as a pastime is okay
Letting either consume your life and obsessing over it is reasonably lowlife

Same fag

Faggots like this autist.

model building
not even shitposting

this is way too specific dude get your shit together

Same fag
>yfw when this entire thread is just 3 or 4 obese autists samefagging

He's not lying

Hunting

In this day and age unless you're hunting bears with bow and arrow you're the most cuck piece of shit on the planet. What the fuck are you trying to prove that you can point and hold a trigger down from a safe distance? Way to outsmart the animal you fucking weenie.

I've tried nothing works.

>Letting either consume your life and obsessing over it

Makes you a warrior fighting to be the best

>Doing either as a pastime is okay

Makes you a casual piece of shit so wrapped up in how others perceive you that you can't even commit to do things you enjoy

Honestly people who don't hunt and kill there own meat shouldn't easy meat at all, delis and grocery stores should be banned

It's not about proving anything. It's about keeping traditions alive, getting some food and keeping the animal population at a certain level. Trophy hunting is pointless though.