We name the most beta hobbies a guy can have
We name the most beta hobbies a guy can have
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gaming
shitposting
Orbiting
Watching anime
being op
living
making sculptures out of your own shit
D&D
Pathfinder
Literally any game with dice
Writng poetry
working out
browsing Sup Forums
Playing pokemon go
Airsoft
Cars
mmos
capitalism
seeing how many oreo's i can shove up my ass
wisconsin
Sex in thhe missionary positioni for the soul purpose of reproduction
Does anyone have a pic of confused laughter. I need it to show my reaction to this post. Thanks in advance.
Drinking light beer for the taste
flame print anything
mfw drawing isn't on here :)
anything with colors or sounds
Eating your own cum and uncontrollably farting at the same time
Anime
drawing anime/manga style art is...now
Watching birds.
being closed minded
hating yourself
doland trumps
Knitting
Stretching your scrotum so your balls reach your knees
Chronic Masturbation to questionable things.
people pretending to have depression / being suicidal
>reddit
>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums
smoking weed with other people in groups
having unprotected sex with penguins
>projecting
Wildly fingering your asshole in social situations to relieve stress
Shitposting on an anonymous image board making fun of people who do what they love.
shooting up schools and raping the still warm bodies before the police arive
Going to a Hillary Clinton rally
Collecting yu gi oh cards and battle matts.
Getting a boner in gay anal sex and being called a faggit by the dude whos fucking you because of it
trying to get repeating digits on a Vietnamese towel folding messenger service
lol why?
Havong sex with dead children in a morgue and not eating the remains
found the beta!
Crashing your new Lamborghini that you just bought after reading books for years in California into a wallmart
spontaneously screaching and voiding your bowls when people activate your sleeper agent callsighn
jacking off to your own asshole in the mirror but make eye contact on the peak of orgasm
>having casual sex with women
>doing drugs recreationally
>playing sports competitively
and that's just off the top of my head
White Knight posting
Making vine compilations
Having your family gather round to watch you play with forskin and talk about anal vour on Christmas day
Having sex with family cat when your mom goes out to buy more chicken tendies
Having sex with your sweet body pillow waifu infront of some terminal ill cancer patients
Shoving an egg sack of brown recluse spiders up your ass hole
Ay fuck you we're outside and being active you fat cunt
Putting your aids blood in a super soaker and storming the cathedral of rome at morning mass shouting "allah akbar"
Not joining the darkside and pumping your sweet imperial storm trooper juices into ewok females infront of their husband and kids to show the sith rule galaxy
Playing a megman x Rom on your mom's computer on a Friday night while all your old friends from high school are coming home from university to hang out and talk about there success and futures while you're to ashamed to ask your father for movie ticket money since you've haven't been able to hold down a job for more than 3 weeks at a time.
>He doesn't know The Saga of King Olaf
youtube.com
You could train with real weapons in a real military.
Naw, knit that bitch a scarf, bitches love scarves
This isn't a post people you hate thread
Letting your younger sister peg you ass for money as she giggles and you cry
>reading undertale fanfiction
>writing undertale fanfiction
Fap to loli
Jacking off in trash can waiting for some to put some litter in so you can lick their fingers
>fanfiction that contains sex in general
Stalking a girl you orbited in high school and saving money to moves 5 states over to stalk her at her university.
Being a suicide hotline assistant and describing in detail what you had for lunch and what its made your ass hole smell like whenever you get a call
Do you regret your decision yet?
Eating chicken tenders with macaroni and cheese unironically
It's okay if you get it from a restaurant
Giving in to your urges and raping a 7 year old at your old elementary school...
Like a fried chicken restaurant, not someplace that just has it for the kids to eat
> collecting fedoras
> the horse cartoon for little girls
> anonymous internet white knighting
> shitty forced meme maker
Smelling hobos at bus stops and imagining your life together before your bus arives
I bought it from a grocery store ,prepacked from the deli...i was hungry and it was only 2.50 and the pieces were big...
>fanfiction
Crochet.
Thats actually alpha, man.
Not really, I'm slowly getting closer to her, she's a nerd so I'm hoping to run into her at the mall or the movies,the problem is she goes to a private university so I can just walk over to her, tho I've seen her already. I'm hoping to find some random musicians on Craiglist so I can start a band and playing gigs her school.
It's been 3 years so I wanna make a good first impression
Wtf
Found the autist serial killer
Same fagging
>40 posters
>83 replies
I'm on to you op.
Doing either as a pastime is okay
Letting either consume your life and obsessing over it is reasonably lowlife
Same fag
Faggots like this autist.
model building
not even shitposting
this is way too specific dude get your shit together
Same fag
>yfw when this entire thread is just 3 or 4 obese autists samefagging
He's not lying
Hunting
In this day and age unless you're hunting bears with bow and arrow you're the most cuck piece of shit on the planet. What the fuck are you trying to prove that you can point and hold a trigger down from a safe distance? Way to outsmart the animal you fucking weenie.
I've tried nothing works.
>Letting either consume your life and obsessing over it
Makes you a warrior fighting to be the best
>Doing either as a pastime is okay
Makes you a casual piece of shit so wrapped up in how others perceive you that you can't even commit to do things you enjoy
Honestly people who don't hunt and kill there own meat shouldn't easy meat at all, delis and grocery stores should be banned
It's not about proving anything. It's about keeping traditions alive, getting some food and keeping the animal population at a certain level. Trophy hunting is pointless though.