Hey Sup Forums
My girlfriend is like... really bad a blowjobs, but I don't know how to tell her without hurting her feelings or being rude. I also want her to get better at it, but again, I dunno how I would say that. Does anybody have any suggestions for either what I could say or what she could do?
Pic is not her just some bitch I found
facefuck her
If a girl gives you shitty head without trying to improve, she doesn't give a fuck about you bro.
Suck your own dick while she watches
I am in a similar situation...
I would like to know as well.
well one of my ex's had never done it b4...teeth so much so i cried
tell her she sucks at blow jobs and if theres no teeth then ur just a pussy
Shit man. I just wish mine gave me head more often...like every day...instead of once every two weeks.
Don't be a dumb bitch. Tell her how you like it. There is no way for her to know. |
You are just as bad at giving her head because you just don't know how it is to have a cunt.
watching porn together helps. IF she sees what works she may adapt. Also verbal cues when things are good, not negative.
If you can't talk to her about it, you're in a shit relationship that won't last. Talk to her about it.... Or just face fuck her
She doesn't know she gives shitty head, she thinks she's good at it
let her know. a bj is all about you getting pleasure. if shes shit at it she will notice eventually that you dont cum and it'll bother you someday. might as well tell her now while you are getting to know each other
nice
>My girlfriend is like... really bad a blowjobs
How is that even possible?
Talk to her and let her know what you like and what you don't like. Always offer to pay her back in oral, too!
Be gay for a day
Suck all the dicks
Learn all the tricks
Teach your chick
The way around your dick
Tell her something like, hey i discovered some methods of doing oral sex, i can teach them to you, it was just curiosity but i would like to test these, also i can learn some for you too if you like to :D. I don't know what kind of relation you both have but this is a regular way to teach her how to do it, be nice, if she ask the reason, say it is to maximize pleasure
get her a gay friend. gays are great at bj. tell him to teach her how to bj or watch porn with her; at the bj scene tell her that looks nice
don't tell her she is bad at it. If you are close you should tell her how you like it. We all like different pleasures and a girl always want to know how to make her boyfriend to have the best bj ...just sayin..
don't tell her she is bad at it. If you are close you should tell her how you like it. We all like different pleasures and a girl always want to know how to make her boyfriend to have the best bj ...just sayin..
Why not just tell her she gives shit head?
Ring gag. Then plug up her talk-hole with your cock. When she feels it plunging deep down her throat, her womanly hormones will kick in and it will imprint on her that this is her purpose in life. Works every time. Science.
She actually does have a gay friend and I haven't thought of this, thanks for the advice
If you can't talk to her about it, you're in a shit relationship that won't last. Talk to her about it.... Or just face fuck her
>don't tell her she is bad at it. If you are close you should tell her how you like it.
This. You don't have to tell her she's bad, just try directing her and telling her what you like. If she's the kind of girl to get self-conscious or defensive over something like that, you know she's not a keeper anyway.
>gf gives really amazing head
>gives up after 3-5 mins because MUH jaw
every time. i make her give me a handjob until her jaw stops being a bitch
shit is so simple OP is an underage faggot with homosexual tendencies
improve your game by asking what she wants, how she likes it, make an effort for her.
she will return the favour, that's how wimins are.
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>also vote for Trump
I think it's a bit too late for that?
At least you got the homosexual tendencies part right, gratz
fuck you, just vote.
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how often do you tongue-fuck her?
just ask her what you want. you don't have to tell her that she's bad, just say
>hey can you do a little bit of X?
>oh wow, that feels great
I mean she's already down there making an effort, there no point if you're not enjoying it.
Often. She only responds to the clitoris being attacked though, she doesn't care for any action w/ the lips. So idk.
checked and lold
tell her what you like not what you dislike
-alternative = go rough mode
oh wow, that's pretty unusual. usually it's the girl that gets down more often.
try 69 more. My girlfriend noticed I was being lazy and going down way less so she started offering 69's.
I don't really like going down but if my dick is being actively sucked at the same time I'm horny enough to not care. might work for your girl as well.
I think I will try both
>don't want to say anything because I don't want to offend her
>I think I'll try rough mode
???
OP just tell her. you're both adults.
porn blowjobs are awful in real life, virgin
(joke)
No shit OP, faggots give the best fuckin' head ever. I let a gay dude suck me off when I was messed up on xanax and natty ice. Haven't since, but no bitch compares, If I didn't like eating pussy and creampieing so much, I'd date a dude as long as I didn't have to kiss him,
Wtf OP
OP leaving the building
>Pic is not her just some bitch I found