Sleeping next to me right now what do

Sleeping next to me right now what do

Tell her to stop cutting between her tits.

awake her

Super glue her ass cheeks together

Put a blanket on her so she doesn't catch a cold.

But damn, she looks so much like my ex it isn't even funny.

quietly go to another room so she can sleep

timestap needed

Time stamp or didn't happen

Super glue her mouth and nostrils shut.

Stretch marks fool

SHIT ON HER

Leave the room, leave the house, leave the mullet.

Wake her up and have her clean the cum stains off the wall you filthy animal

What your ex name

from them a cups, yeah genetics fucked her over.

smear peanut butter on her tits

Rachel

Open door, put fan between legs, let smell waft out door, enjoy instant nog orgy.

draw dicks on her until she wakes up

This then let your dog have his way with her

if it is a big thing to you, go 4 it. Happend to me once, today I regret, because bitch was ok, just tired.

Her tits have stretch but her tits are the size of my penis

Pour alcohol on those cuts

jizz up her nose

Another pic

Pics of pussy

Yeah, lets see her cunt.

cuddle her and go back to sleep, she a qt

Make a turkey sandwich between her pussy lips. Mustard not fags mayo

Older pic but its her pussy i actually got a ton of pics

kiss her gently on the forehead and cover her with a warm, soft blanket.

a timestamp with a shoe next to her head would be noice

Another pic of her pussy

kek why the fuck her lips sticking out the bottom like that?

Douse area around bed in gasoline. Leave a dozen burned kitchen matches scattered around. Disappear for a few days.

Yeah OP, Were gonna need to see that time stamp. Possibly the shoe next to her head as well if it can be done without waking her.

Post a spread pic so I can nut to her clit, faggot.

Put glue on nipples, sprinkle craft sprinkles, or sprinkles for ice cream or frozen yogurt onto glue. Make mustache.

Glue on lips, hair clippings onto glue....voila, you're a faggot!

Have you ever seen a pussy in person?

OP, do you ever tell her not to shave her pussy? Am I the only one here who likes a little 'cavewoman'?

they just pokin' out to say hey

No pen my friend but your gettin wins quit asking for more kek

This.
But strike a match right when shes starting to wake up

Plenty, just none where the lips stick out closer to the anus than the clit.

I think something is loving in there

Why does her tits have so many stretch marks to be so tiny, did she lose like 100 pounds?

This ad for free sex game is syncing up pretty nicely to my music,
just thought you guys would like to know.

OP has nudes of her, so nobody will believe her in case she said some shit... She wont remember

Nice touch!

worst case

slap her directly in the face.

trips do it.

Tell her to cut it out

this

so call this thread bullshit.

500 word essay on the fall of the Roman empire and how it relates to modern times.

Foul

Take her apart to see how she works, and then put her back like you found her.

What?

Your actually so nasty doing this to your gf, how would she feel if she knew you did this?? Prick

lmao

You cant express all that in 500, its gotta be at least 1000. Make sure he doesnt bullshit the assignment.

Virgin detected. Seriously wtf

get

Er yeah, you're a virgin

Prove timestamp posting her tits with you doing this hand sign

I love how you say this with such confidence, when it's weird BS. You're a strange guy

we need a time stamp

this

> plenty
None

not that user but yes ive never seen a pussy with anal lips either.

Anal lips? Seriously wtf lol :D

>I've never seen a pussy
Should have stopped right there

>Sleeping next to me right now what do

Wake him up and send him home. 14 year olds have an 11:00 curfew you know.

How many time this same faggot gonna bump this thread?